concept: harry and merlin are visiting for an extended holiday. there passes a tuesday when they realize that they hadnât seen succubus or seraphim since the evening before, and theyâre prepared to brush it off until theyâre called into lilithâs office.
âwait there, please. iâll be with you shortly.â
merlin shuddered at the sensation of her voice being so near his ear when she was nowhere in sight, adjacent to the tune of her office door clicking shut behind them. âglad we have a more tangible communication system. yâ think we should be worried?â
harry made a beeline for the bookshelves on the far wall. he was fascinated by these titles, how ancient they looked. merlin, of course, stayed a respectful distance away. harry spoke over his shoulder, âlilithâs tone wasnât nervous. iâm sure everything is fine--â and he turned, his mouth open to continue, but was interrupted by lilith strolling in, with two training agents in tow.
merlin recognized simon immediately from photos seraphim had sent him--they hadnât been properly introduced just yet. and the other one--lydia, he remembered, the budding necromancer training under succubus with one of the strongest northern accents heâd heard in his life.
seraphim hadnât exactly been overly enthusiastic at the idea of being a mentor, but merlin suspected that had less to do with the simon-shaped responsibility and more to do with what john had left in his wake.
harry smiled, âi see we have company.â and softer, he asked: âwhere did you two come from?â
both of them were holding rabbits. lydiaâs was sleek, black, with lop ears. the fur looked like smoke and velvet at once. the one simon had gently held against his chest was cream-colored, with a nose that seemed to vibrate from near-constant twitching.
but that wasnât the only thing lydia and simon had in common.
they both looked pale and terrified. harry was taken a bit aback when he saw tears gathering in the corners of lydiaâs eyes. and lilith, lilith just beamed. but it was an--odd smile. harry couldnât quite decipher her expression. â... yes. about that.â she had one hand on each of the traineeâs shoulders.
merlin frowned. he felt fear scrape its fingernail up the back of his neck. â... lilith?â
âwell, simon, would y--no,â theyâd both tried to pivot and leave but lilithâs grip didnât break and she forcefully turned them. âsimon.â the way she said his name ripped all other choice but obedience away from him, but then she sighed, and it was almost like she was swallowing a laugh. âsimon. ... lydia. do you know who these men are?â
âyes maâam.â simon answered, polite, soft. lydia just nodded and swallowed.
âthen you should know that you donât need to be so frightened.â lilithâs voice gentled. she pointedly met merlinâs eyes, then harryâs. âsimon, would you like to explain to the quartermaster what happened?â
simon looked at lilith once, his face pleading, but she just lifted her brows. no mercy to be found.
so.
he took a deep breath, his eyes flickering to the ground as he took one step towards merlin.
âmorgan and rae were havinâ us practice mirrortalk.â he began, looking up. he watched their faces before he explain, âitâs uh, kinda like writinâ backwards on purpose. we were practicinâ simple runes, and being able to essentially write them in reverse. itâs a useful thing to know when you gotta work, but you really, really need to hide what youâre doing.â the rabbit stretched up and brushed its nose against his chin. âanyway, what h--â
âit my fault!â lydia burst out, taking a brisk step to simonâs side. âit--it was my fault.â she brushed at her eyes. âi got--i got a part backwards, and then there was this weird crackling noise almost--almost like it was tin foil--â
simon reached out, putting a hand on her bicep. âno, it was my fault. you asked me if it looked right, and i kinda didnât really look at it--â
âi still should have been more careful.â
âno, no, i should ha--â
âbut simon itâs not--â
âenough.â lilith interrupted, but her tone was less stern than it was touched. âyou are both still students. and merlin, heâs over training for all of the kingsman candidates, do you think heâs never seen someone make a mistake?â merlin broke into an easy smile as she spoke, and looked at him. she continued, âone that we can in fact fix, i will add, vida and caroline are already researching the solution. iâm sure theyâll find it soon.â she brushed a hand over lydiaâs hair. âdry your eyes. apologize.â
a chorus of âweâre sorryâs and âwe are so sorryâs came out in a waterfall. harry chuffed once, grinning.
âitâs--itâs quite alright. but, if i may ask--i donât understand, what exactly does this have to do with rae and morgan?â
a hush.
simon and lydia locked eyes, then took deep breaths... just before sort of pushing the rabbits into their arms.
harry looked at merlin, who just stared back at harry, brows furrowed. a beat passed before merlin carefully shifted the rabbit upwards into his hands. â... morgan?â
her ears perked, and he felt a tiny boop on his nose. the slight tickle of whiskers.
that was when harry craned his neck, trying to see down at the dark bundle now flattening herself happily against his tie. â... ah. i see.â
they were too busy inspecting their partners to see simon and lydia visibly cringe at the sounds that were floating into the office at increasing then decreasing volume.
âlouise! ... louise! ... louise, goddamnit get your cottonball butt back here--!â








