Jackie:He is holding something in his hands, looks like crushed paper.
Lenox:I guess I'll grab the paper.
Jackie:Go ahead and close your eyes!~
Adela:Oh, god, here we go again.
Lenox:I feel on edge. Anybody could attack me at any moment.
Li Dailin:I do feel vulnerable at the moment.
(Jackie puts pen and paper in front of everyone.)
Lenox:I'm really confused.
Jackie:Don't open your eyes yet! You find the journal and accounts of this man's experience in this labyrinth, these cryptic riddles he wrote himself, different codes that decipher into different meanings, he was here so long he went mad. But you think, just maybe, you can decipher it. If you truly apply yourself or work together.... Open your eyes.
Jackie:You have five minutes to complete an SAT.
Lenox:WHAT?!
Li Dailin:Jackie, I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL before I took the SAT!
Jackie:Not my problem~ Students, time has started! Complete as many questions as you can, it's better to be wrong than not to answer.
Li Dailin:Fuck!
Adela:Are we allowed to work together?
Jackie:Sure, you can cheat off each other.
Lenox:I don't actually know this poem.
Li Dailin:These are so many words- shut up- (quietly to herself) Oh my fucking god....
Adela:I've never done an SAT at three in the morning while drunk.
Lenox:That's letters.
Adela:Yeah, this is algebra. You got us a third grade test, but I feel stupid right now.
Jackie:It'd be a shame if we needed to have a parent-teacher conference early.
Adela:I hope not. My daughter is so smart.
Li Dailin:Jackie, this is so fucked up.
Lenox:Hail Mary guess. Done.
Adela:Teacher, I'm done.
Jackie:You haven't put it in my desk yet~ Ten seconds left.
(Adela and Lenox hurry around the table to slap it on her desk.)
Jackie:Thank you! Five seconds left, Dailin.
(Dailin slaps it on her desk a second before the alarm rings.)
Jackie:Just in time!
Li Dailin:Fuck! I didn't write my name on it!
Adela:Neither did I.
Jackie:Whose is this?
Adela:That one's mine.
Jackie:Go sit down.
(Jackie grades the papers behind the GM screen, quietly.)
Li Dailin:I didn't even consider cheating, I was so scared.
Jackie:Lenox?
Lenox:That's me.
Jackie:What is this?
(Jackie raises Lenox's SAT on the math part, pointing with her pen at a question that's answered with an open-mouthed face. Its emotion is indescribable.)
Lenox:That's how I felt. That one wasn't multiple choice, so I couldn't guess.
(Jackie quietly writes something down.)
Lenox:Whatcha writing down there?
Jackie:Hmm?
Lenox:(sighs) I think I did pretty bad.
Adela:Why did we get pop-quizzed in a tabletop game...
(Jackie finishes, neatning up the papers and handing them back to the girls.)
Jackie:Your score is how many Intelligence points you are going to recieve. Dailin, congratulations, you are the only one to get a passing grade, with a flying C+!
Dailin:(sorting through them) That was one I did on purpose, that was one I did on purpose, that was one I did on purpose... Oh, that one was a guess.
Jackie:You two, see me after class.
Lenox:Now what did you write?? (She shuffles through the papers.) "Is everything ok at home".
Adela: (tears the papers in half in frustration) I quit!
Lenox:You're not getting any points.
Jackie:I agree, Noxie~ Zero points for you.
Lenox: No- no- no- don't listen to me-
Adela:Why do you do this to me, child!
Lenox:Things are not okay at home.
Jackie:Lenox, go ahead and gain 4 points of intelligence. Dailin, go ahead and gain 7 points of intelligence. Adela, you gain none because you dropped out of my class.
Adela:I hate you!
Jackie:I'll see you in the parent-teacher conference. We have to talk about your daughter.
