Mai:....why is that a trans fact? Am I allowed to ask that?

Silvia:Good fact!

Mai:That’s not a good fact, in my opinion!

Laura:Trans fact:Every day is trans tuesday.

Mai:That’s- that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s a very good fact to say, trans fact, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated-

Laura:You don’t support trans tuesday?

Mai:That’s not what I’m saying!

Laura:Are you transphobic?

Mai:I’m not transphobic, I’m not sure how we got to this conclusion!

Cathy:Trans fact! Colorblind people can’t hear green.

Mai:You’re just saying nonsense. You’re just- you’re not saying anything of any substance.

Adela:Trans fact, Abe Lincoln once pardoned a man for bestiality. The man was fucking a horse.

Mai:Please don’t share this sort of information to me. I don’t want to know.

Luke:Trans fact, Abraham Lincoln was trans, source:just trust me.

Camilo:I’m not american, why so many trans facts?

Mai:Why do- it’s not an american thing to believe in trans rights.

Adriana:Trans fact, go rob a bank.

(He rolls a wheel on a website, landing on Eleven.)

Eleven:Meeee! I get to make the decision!

Luke:Eleven thinks of something!

Eleven:Let’s go get twinkies!

Nicky:That’s a good idea.

Eleven:We can deep-fry them in Adriana’s fire.

Adriana:I second that motion!

Luke:That’s the alternate universe solution.

Rozzi:We all go to a fair and get twinkies?

Arda:Use of fire led to the development of cooking led to dietary changes that enabled brain growth. This, plus the light and warmth provided by fire, allowed early hominids to spend time socializing around the hearth, encouraging the development of language and furthering our abilities to communicate, eventually leading to the unprecedented cooperation needed to create and organize human societies.

Nathapon:So it's a combination of food, language, friendliness and cooperation, all thanks to pyromaniacal tendencies and our very big heads?

Adriana:Yes!

Mai:(whispering) Cathy, you're secretly in charge.

Adriana:He said “Where am I, Hyejin?”

Nadja:And why did that upset you?

Adriana:Well of course I have!

(She licks the knife.)

Adriana:....shouldn’t have licked it.

Emma:One moment~

(She leaves the room, and comes back with a wheel of fortune with only two options, saying “communicate” and “break up”.)

Nathapon:.....uh-huh. I think I got the message.

Adriana:Uh-huh indeed. But consider:

(She writes “kill him” in a sticky note and sticks it on the wheel.)