Apr 5, 2021
Echion:Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So windows don’t make the car go, it’s something else entirely.
Eva:You’re speaking like an ancient greek philosopher.
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Echion:Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So windows don’t make the car go, it’s something else entirely.
Eva:You’re speaking like an ancient greek philosopher.
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Echion:Fight me, you nerd ass punk!
Adela:Can you at least try to sound slightly sophisticated?
Echion:Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!
Adela:Somehow, that is so much worse.
AU where everyone is still mostly the same, but they just live in the same crime-riddled city -Researchers would likely be politicians, with Angelica being the president, Echion being her adopted son, and Eva being a politician’s daughter (because that just makes the most sense; though if you want you can make it so that the researchers are something else like just a group of scientists)Â
-Most everyone would probably be diaspora or generally immigrants? though that becomes a given when you don’t want to make everyone suspiciously not that white yet live in the same area
-Aya is extremely busy since half the people are probably committing some sort of crime and it becomes like when the whole class gets together to throw a party and punishing the entire class proves to be a struggle except it’s a whole town
-Li Dailin very often winds up fighting others. No one can figure out how this random drunk can just take on mercenaries and biker gangs, but she does usually stay in good-ish respectful terms with them when not fighting. She probably has had a drinking competition with at least Lenox.
-Jackie is what she was before the experiment:morgue worker by day, secret murderer by night. I imagine she at least sort of knows who also has committed murder, but doesn’t really let anyone know; at best, she would use it as blackmail material so she doesn’t get caught, even if she slips up.
-Echion as Magnus’ roommate because they match energies and I think someone should capitalize on that
-Bernice is probably the neighborhood’s local reclusive old person all the kids assume are a ghost or live in a haunted house. Nicky, Eva, Eleven and Hyejin once tried to get into his yard to get some fruits (as teenagers do) but after the ceiling making eleven slip, being caught in the process, and then having to hide how she hurt her leg from her parents they opted to just assume the house is actually haunted. he just set up a faulty part in there as a trap to ward off the local murderers, not expecting a bunch of kids to try to steal some apples he probably would’ve just given if he asked instead
-Most of them have a silent agreement to not harm the kids. Luke has walked many of them home to make sure they stay safe, and they often give Sissela and Azuko little gifts
-Isol still is a guerrila kid but he goes to school and stuff, because the idea of him befriending Hyejin and Hyunwoo while setting up bombs on the weekend is never not funny
Echion:Alivin is the red chickmuck, simis is the blue chickmuck, and.... I can’t remember the green one’s name, no joke.
Eva:Theobore.
JP:Strange how we have a country named after Chad, but not a single geographic location named after gamers.
Echion:Ha. What about the virgin islands?
JP:Blocked.
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Hart:Y’know.... conversations about World War II would be much more bearable if white men treated it as horrific instead of glorifying.
Echion:We glorify war because it’s the one time people are allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it. You want to see who someone truly is? Put them in a battle.
Hart:You’re not Odysseus. You need therapy.
Echion:Look, I already know this part. The meteor’s a hoax, what really ended the dinosaurs was heterosexuality.
Nadja:.....what the hell has Eva been telling him lately?
Echion:You don’t have ADHD, it’s all in your head.
Silvia:That’s where my brain is, so.... yeah? Not a lot of other places it could be in.
Barbara:Did you think it was stored in the ass or something?
Silvia:That’s what the A in ADHD stands for!
Nadine:Wait, what do the other letters stand for then?
Li Dailin:Ass Don’t Got Dopamine.