#actually useful

Squadron Bitty

Specialty bitties generally used for the army. They tend to be smarter than usual pet varieties of bitties and only respond to competent leadership. Militaristic nature cause them to be ill suited as pets.

Sans type bitty

Razor Sharp Claws that constantly grow, needs a scratching post to maintain

Razor sharp teeth that they pull out for making traps, they regrow

Ecto flesh is edible, will freely offer itself as food if the human handler is starving.

Their ectoflesh can form muscle, so they’re really strong for bitties.

Size usually starts out at minimum size, but after being assigned to a unit their size will change to suit the task.

If you have good leadership skills they will follow your orders faithfully and to the best of their abilities, if you don’t they will instead attempt to order you around as your “commander”

Proud personality, keeps secrets well

Loyal to a fault

Rather territorial

Have a tendency to set deadly traps to “defend” their home

Will spy for fun

Will cannibalize your stuff to make a weapon if he doesn't already have one.

Groups of Squadrons known to form cohesive units that can be taught how to operate heavy machinery

Extremely deadly, NOT A PET

Fluffy Bitty

Sans type bitty

Silky fur covering every inch of their bones

Fur changes color depending on their moods

Ecto flesh is also covered in silky fur, and they tend to puff up to size of toddler with ecto flesh when anyone nearby is in need of comfort

They shed constantly

They are high energy bitties who enjoy focused, meaningful tasks. While they tend not to know how to complete tasks at first, they learn very quickly once shown how.

Specially designed bitty meant to complete tasks.

Desire to help people with problems that make every day life difficult

Tend to run away from people who don’t have a significant need for emotional support or service bitties, they do not bond well with ‘functioning’ people.

Actively look for people who have disabilities or crippling circumstances that they can help with

Tend to adopt personality traits from owner, traits cannot be changed once adopted

Do not get along with “bossy” bitties.

Die along with owners

When adopted out with other “fluffies” they tend to tackle challenges too big for a single bitty, there are well documented cases of 4 or more Fluffies managing to clean houses top to bottom in days.

Put your stuff where you would first go to look for it. It doesn’t necessarily have to make logical sense!

For example, if you always look for your pocket knife in your desk drawer, then you can just put it there so that you’ll find it easier next time! That just happened to me lol and I moved it into my desk even though it doesn’t “go” with my pens and other school supplies, but that’s ok!

As long as it kinda makes sense to you, trust your gut. This is literally how I remember where I put 90% of my stuff. Not necessarily organized by logic, but by where I feel like it should be

Some of my fave life pro tips, that I haven’t seen posted elsewhere! vaguely organized by subject

(long post so under cut)

safety

writing

jobs

Pets

Kitchen

Misc