and he called phil babe?? this episode DOES feel like the relationship podcast

"i will say i missed you"

finally we get them talking about weed

phil using a nordvpn ad to talk about engagement rings . alright so normal .

me and dan are (were?) on the same medication like babe stay away from the grapefruit juice

NOW WHO TF TAUGHT DAN HOW TO MOVE IT IN A CIRCLE LIKE THAT

had a dream dnp DID get engaged but they were trying to keep it secret except phil is bad at remembering he's not supposed to show off his ring. the ring being a fidget ring but with a diamond in it and it makes a tinkly sound every time he walks so he's constantly playing with it and bringing attention to it

do you think dan bought the 99p ring from tesco just for the box and now they have a ring somewhere in the phouse?

phil scooting so close to dan was so adorable :( and dan scolded him but also let it happen and instead of keeping the space between them they changed the framing of the video so phil could sit next to him :(((((

dnp getting emotional over episode 5 of heated rivalry oh god i'm gonna cry