disclaimer: btw i made it based on MY experience as aroace person, 'kay? you can feel different and have different opinions and still be 100% valid. i just tried it because i thought it would fun. you are valid and loved and i am hella proud of you.

I just wanted to put out the question of if there is a correlation with baby fever and being asexual ??

Thank you for reading 💜💚

“What’s flirting?” *has it explained* “I don’t get it.”

*doesn’t like any character who could possibly be a love interest for a character I identify with* *is accused of liking the character* “But...I don’t? I just don’t like the idea of him with anyone at all.”

“Ugh, guys are so dumb. I really wish I was a lesbian sometimes. ....But girls are annoying too.”

*hears description of French kissing* “...Um...okay...That sounds weird, but okay...”

“I don’t understand calling someone ‘hot.’ What does that even mean?”

“The phrase ‘aesthetically pleasing’ is an awesome way to describe people. I’m gonna start using that!”

“Well, I can tell that person is ‘conventionally attractive,’ but they don’t do anything for me.”

“Why is everyone into [celebrity]??? I don’t get it!”

“If I were [into that kind of person] I’d totally be into them.”

“Animated/drawn characters are usually a lot nicer to look at than real people.”

“I don’t understand why people like butts. They’re just...butts. You sit on them and poop out of them.”

*sees nudity/sex scene in movie* “This is super awkward because I’m watching this with my parents/someone else.” *sees it alone* “This is still extremely awkward.”

*sees nudity in a show/movie* “Ugh, I don’t need to see this...”

*constantly laughs at sexy poses* “I feel sorry for my future husband. If he ever tries to pose or act sexy for me, I’m just going to laugh at him.”

“Huh, the naked human body is actually kinda gross. People look so much better with clothes on.”