#06.05

i'll be vera's baby daddy

vera's trying so hard not to look at that monitor.

vera would make a good mother. she just instilled in herself that she wouldn't because she didn't have a good role model herself. hard to do and believe when that's a fact.

one week? bitch, that's fucking crunch time.

me @ jake: i hate you jake... so much. i think even being friends is a bad move.

if she decides not to terminate, i'm gonna bust a tit.

sonia knew full well what was going to happen. if it was used as an escape route, it's gonna call shit into question.

dark side vera: grabs innocent vera by her little pigtails and fights her

vera: i'm inviting them in.

i want to be the only one in.

why is the only thing i picked up in this scene was vera's hair? looking like post sex hair in a tight bun.

however, boomer can knock this exam out of the park. just gotta believe in herself.

who would call someone they loved their property?

yes liz... spill it, bitch.

spike is ready to fucking snap.

disappearing into the darkness like death.

you got this, boomee.

i wanna get blitzed.

a little thing? bitch, you staring at her like y'all already fucking.

yeah vera. what about him?

she wants to so fucking bad.

liz... what kind of stupid did smoke to actually think this was smart?

can't say i'm surprised, but i did laugh at jake though. i wanted to smack liz so i could get the stupid out.

i feel for liz though. she put so much pressure on herself so it is no surprise she's doing shit like this.

oh... so we are gonna get a parallel to season four where jake goes to medical and vera looks like she about to fuck him right there even though she is about to kick his big dumbass.

i give props where they are due, but jake can still go away.

me @ jake (again):

liz... girl. who the fuck is cracked enough to actually stick a knife into a toaster still plugged into the outlet? hmm....

liz: you are a good man.

me:

jake can be made to look like a good guy, but i'm gonna still snatch him as bald as he was the day he was born.

jake after i'm done with him:

he's gonna get caught doing some shit and i cannot wait. let me comfort vera though.

marie? wow. right in the fucking open. bold, i guess.

will really needs to come clean. he clearly needs to.

i would support vera so hard. she needs someone to talk to. hire me, wentworth.

i am teetering in the see saw with whether or not vera will actually terminate. she looked like she was ready to do this.

@ vera: i love your sweet, compassionate ass. you're so precious.

idgaf if jake would be there for the baby, but he needs to really leave vera alone.

he's gonna get his dick caught in the cookie jar.

marie definitely played on vera's emotions. not a shock.

wow sonia.

y'all a playground fight. four on one is definitely the best and most fair.

damn rita. icummed.

jake... fucking go home.

he ain't getting proper sleep until he comes clean.

why would you fuck at work anyway?

if her little ass don't kick his big dumb ass, i will.

i wanna wrap will up in a blanket like a big burrito while i snuggle with vera and him both.

it is that bad.

jake.... istg

vera: GET OUT! GO!

me: i'm dying. i love my fucking wife dude.

i wish vera would tell will.

sonia... you bitch.

YAS RITA.