so a couple of weeks ago I found out that my secret lifelong affliction is called Swallow Syncope and is an actual recognised syndrome and not what I affectionately call ‘ate so fast I blacked out’ bitch disease

Jason: Hey Timmers

Tim: H'y J'sin

Jason: What's the date and time right now?

Tim: Mmm...last I checked it was Jan 5, half past ten pm

Damian: TT *readies net*

Jason: Baby bird, today's January 9

Tim: *tenses, ready to run*

You look at the two of them side by side and think “oh the human tamed this dragon he must be the responsible smart one”

You would think that wouldn’t you. But No

It’s actually the dragon that’s the responsible one. No no listen okay listen

That dragon is always dragging hiccup out of trouble. That boy was silenced and shunned most of his life for being himself. Now that being himself is okay and actually encouraged, he’s taking 15 years of repressed hyperactivity and making up for lost time.

Toothless saw this skinny human come back again and again. That had the audacity to actually try and touch him. And was like ‘oh no. He’s so stupid… he’s mine now’

And hiccup in that same moment was ‘awesome! New friend :) and this one won’t tell me to shut up when I ramble :))’