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You two argued earlier since Sukuna had eaten all your food without asking. You were already in a bad mood and specifically told him not to touch it.

He didn't listen, so now you locked yourself up in the guest chambers. And he's trying to win you back by sending letters.

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"Wife.

Come back to our chambers immediately. I will not let you act like a brat over a little quarrel."

S.R

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You had crumbled the paper up and told Uruame to give the letter back to Sukuna. You had absolutely no time for that stubborn bastard!

"Tell him to keep his silly letters to himself!"

"Yes, my lady."

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"Dear, stubborn, wife.

I see you have rejected my letter. I will not, I repeat, I will not stop sending you letters until you decide to stop acting like a baby.

It was a little disagreement, surely us adults can get over it?"

Your husband R.S

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You decided to write back. It might be a petty response but at least it was a response.

"Uruame. Deliver this to Sukuna this instant. Thank you."

"Yes, my lady."

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"Sukuna Ryomen.

You absolute brute! This is not. a little dispute! You ate all my food, you pig. I do not wish to reconcile.

I hope you have enjoyed eating all my food!"

Unfortunately, your wife.

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And so it began a back and forth of letters between the pair. Each one getting riskier and more playful, the argument already long forgotten. This was simply child's play between a couple.

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"My very fortunate wife.

I expected you to write back so soon, I'm irresistible aren't I?

Although I do not appreciate you calling me all bunch of names. I must remind you your nicknames for me are baby, love, kuna, ryo, best husband, strongest king.

Not brute, giant or pig.

You brat.

Your bullied husband, R.S

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"To my skinny, petite, cute, husband.

I do not care for your feelings! Clearly you don't either since you inhaled all my food.

Maybe I will reside in the guest chambers for tonight to clear my mind. I have taken a liking to this silence. Not having an annoying grumpy man babbling in my ear is quite peaceful."

Your at peace wife.

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"My missing half,

I seem to be missing your presence quite alot. If you wish to return I could make it up to you in ways you'll never imagine.

We need an heir anyway....

I apologize for my foolish and glutinous behaviour, I will have our chefs make all the food you wish.

Return to our chambers at once, my love.

Your very sorry husband, 'Kuna.

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"My lovely husband,

I have thought about it and have decided I will return to our chambers.

However, you shall not annoy me in any way, shape or form or I assure you I will not be happy.

I am not to be messed with."

Your excited wife.

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"My little minx,

I can assure you, you will feel everything but annoyed. Now come here before I lose my patience and come fetch you myself.

Wear that red robe I bought you yesterday, I would like to see you in it."

tldr: Dating Jabber is loud, chaotic, dangerously affectionate, and way more serious than he'll ever admit. He treats love the same way he treats fighting. Full force, no restraint, all-in. If he's choosing you, he's choosing you violently, possessively, and without hesitation... even if he pretends it doesn't mean anything deeper than "you're fun".

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ᢉ𐭩 Jabber is definitely not the type to shy away from physical affection. If he's meeting with Zodyl, he'll try to behave—but in any other situation, he's keeping an arm around you or straight up nuzzling into you like an overgrown menace. He does not care who's watching.

"Jabber, Cthoni's like right there." "Yeah? She's got eyes. I got you. I'm winnin'."

ᢉ𐭩 Receiving affection from you? Hell yes 😩 He melts into you instantly and wants more. He'll take it anytime, anywhere, if it means you'll run your fingers along his torso, or cup his cheeks, or pepper kisses all over his face and neck.

"Hey- Hey, don't stop," he grins lazily, catching your wrist. "You started this. Finish it."

ᢉ𐭩 There's almost no difference between how he's affectionate in public vs private. The real difference is his mouth. You think he's unfiltered around others? Wait 'till it's just the two of you.

Around others: "Yeah, yeah—cool, cool. You done talkin'?" Alone with you: "I was thinkin' about how good you looked earlier, and then I thought about just bitin' you, y'know? And now I'm stuck thinkin' 'bout both at the same time."

ᢉ𐭩 That being said, he does have quiet moments. They're rare, but real. Sometimes he'll just lean against you, silent, gaze unfocused. No jokes, no chaos. Just breathing you in like this is where he's supposed to be.

ᢉ𐭩 If you're a giver who fights, he's never worried when you're in battle. He knows you're strong and capable. And honestly? He loves watching you wreck people.

"OHH did you see that?! YES—break their stance—DO IT—HAH! That's my partner!"

ᢉ𐭩 If you're actually losing a fight? He steps in, surprisingly. No hesitation. Usually, he doesn't give a damn if anyone dies in a fight. It just means they were too weak to stay alive. But when it comes to you, for some reason, he just can't stand the thought of you dying. Even if it was because you messed up during a fight. It kind of pisses him off, to be honest. Confuses him, annoys him. But just the thought of it makes his chest feel wrong—and he hates that more.

ᢉ𐭩 Someone wants to fight you one-on-one? That's fine. Encouraged, even. Just save some fun for him. He doesn't care that people make advances on you for fights.

ᢉ𐭩 But romantic advances? Absolutely not. That's where the line is drawn.

ᢉ𐭩 Someone compliments you a little too sweetly? His eyes narrow. Someone confesses they have feelings for you? He's already stepping closer. Someone asks you out? They're not finishing that sentence. 

Some random guy approaches you: "Hey, uh... I was wondering if you'd maybe-" Jabber's claws slide out with a lazy shhk. "Wonder again."

ᢉ𐭩 He LOVES training with you. Mutual violence is basically his love language.

"C'mon—hit me harder!" he laughs. "If you break my ribs again, I'm kissin' you."

ᢉ𐭩 He will pester you to indulge in his poisons with him. If you refuse, he sulks dramatically 🙄

"Tch... wow. Can't believe you don't trust me," he mutters, sprawled dramatically across a surface. "Guess I'll just poison myself. Alone. Tragic."

ᢉ𐭩 If you do indulge him? He's having the time of his life—and making sure you are too.

"That's it—that's it—see? You're fine!" he laughs, eyes shining. "C'mon, admit it—you're havin' fun."

ᢉ𐭩 Serious or vulnerable conversations are not his strong suit. He's here for fun and chaos. Emotional maturity? Gross...

ᢉ𐭩 You may need to give him a good smack to get his attention 👀 But once you do? He will listen and address the situation... Begrudgingly.

"I don't care about whateve-" "Ugh- HEY—what was that for?!" "...Oh. This is a talk talk." "...Ugh." "...Yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'. This is stupid. Go on."

ᢉ𐭩 Proper arguments with Jabber usually start because he refuses to take something seriously. He'll joke, dodge, or deliberately push your buttons instead of engaging—until you snap and force the issue.

ᢉ𐭩 When he's upset, Jabber gets louder rather than quieter. During arguments, he paces, snaps back, laughs at the wrong moments, and pretends he's not affected. But if you watch his eyes, he's locked onto you the whole time.

"This is dumb. You're makin' it dumb." "...Why do you care so much, huh?"

ᢉ𐭩 Jabber never apologises cleanly. He'll linger closer than usual. Offer to train with you. Let you touch him without teasing. Sit in silence beside you until the tension breaks. 

"...You still mad?" "...Yeah, yeah, I get it. I messed up."

ᢉ𐭩 Even when you guys fight, he never really leaves. He might storm off, but he always circles back. Always makes sure you're still there. Because for some reason, walking away for real is one line he just can't seem to cross.

ᢉ𐭩 This man is stinky. Objectively. And we all know it 😭

ᢉ𐭩 Bath time is a battle. It's like trying to get a cat who hates water to hop in the tub/shower. You best book out a whole day to pursue this endeavour 😮‍💨

"Jabber you need to take a bath, you stink like old sardines and rotten corpses." "I DON'T NEED ONE," he insists, sprinting away."I'M SEASONED!"

ᢉ𐭩 Mention showering/bathing together and suddenly he's interested 👀

"...Together?" he pauses. "Why didn't ya start with that?"

ᢉ𐭩 If he's ever being a pain or acting up/not listening, threaten to revoke privileges 🙂‍↕️

"Jabber, it's time to go," Cthoni says flatly. "No." "I won't shower with you ever again." "...We're leavin'."

ᢉ𐭩 He's always believed himself to be an 'if you get boring, I'll move onto someone else' type of guy—ditching partners to get with someone new and fun. But with you, that thought just... doesn't work. And that really pisses him off. He tends to avoid thinking about this too often. It's too much of a hassle to mull over properly.

ᢉ𐭩 He doesn't think about the future or what your relationship will be like in 10 years time. That's lame.