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LQG, standing atop all of the treasures he's amassed: What have you come for, human?
LBH: I've come to challenge you! If I best you, surely I can impress.. him (Shen Yuan's human disguise)
LQG: Very well,
LBH: This time your flames will not work on—
LQG, who swats him away with a flick of his tail: ...
LBH, who slams into a tree and now glares up at the dragon: ... Same time next week?
LQG, nodding: Same time next week.
LBH, who sighs dejectedly and hobbles off with like.. all of his ribs shattered: One day...
LQG thinking to himself: Yeah, his determination is good. I will not regret training this human up, I imagine he becomes a worthy foe in the future. Our battles will be thrilling!
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LQG: Hm? He's late today? He's never missed a battle yet..
LBH, who has been following a disguised SY around like a lovesick puppy: Yuan-ge!
LQG, rising from his amassed pile of treasures and stretching like a cat: Alright, I'll go find that slacker.
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Flashback to LBH & LQG's first fight
LBH: You! Dragon! I'll take you down, I'll defeat you!
LQG, who's on his 17th challenger of the day: You dare? What gave you the guts to challenge me? (Pleased about all of the fighting)
LBH with his huge crush: Okay so there's this guy...
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LBH, following SY around: You haven't been here that long Yuan-ge, you should let me guide you!~
SY: Oh, well then tha—oh my fucking days.
LQG, who was flying above and has now landed in the middle of the very large city: You, boy—
LBH, drawing his blade and standing in front of SY: Wh—
SY: Liu Qingge what the absolute fuck is wrong with you.
LQG, who pauses to look around the city: Shen Yuan? Certainly you haven't taken in... All of these humans...
LBH, who asked his question right after Liu Qingge did: Wait, Yuan-ge... You know this dragon?
SY: Yeah
LQG, thinking SY was replying to him: Shen Yuan, you need an intervention...
SY, who has been grabbed by LQG who is now flying away with him: . . .
LBH: YUAN-GE!!
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LQG, who brought SY back to his (SY's) tower: Shen Yuan, you can't adopt an entire city.
SY: Why would I adopt an entire city
SJ who just saw SY's human form for the first time: Who is—Wait. You cannot adopt an entire city Shen Yuan.
SY: What are you both talking about?
SJ: Actually... Yeah, what are we talking about? Brute, explain.
LQG: Sheb Yuan was in... A city of humans...
SJ: mhm, okay..
LQG: When I asked if he decided to take all of them under his wing, he said yeah... He was even walking beside one of them, so it must be true..
SQH, who was traveling with MBJ and was conveniently passed overhead: Gasp! You WHORE!
YQY: Why did he say the word gasp—
SJ: Shen Yuan you can't have any more humans. I alone am enough for you... Okay Qi-ge also is enough for you. Why are you looking for other humans?!
SY: Okay no wait—
LBH, who finally caught up to LQG after like hours: Yuan-ge! Are you trapped in that tower?!
SJ: Is that him?! Is that the other human?
YQY who's shaking his head in disappointment next to SJ: Shen Yuan...
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LBH: Today I'll slay you, you damned dragon!
YQY watching with a bit of second hand embarrassment: Xiao-Jiu is that how I looked to you?
SJ, who feels like he's about to pop a blood vessel: Yes.
LQG, flushing furiously again: You perverse human! You're going to slay me?! You've been lusting after me all along?! Shen Yuan, you need to stop attracting these kinds of despicable and shameless perverts!
SY: None of this is my fault
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Villager 1: Don't you guys have a horrific dragon that loots your finest weaponry? Isn't it horrifying?
City person 1: Oh that guy? No he's chill. If you just go up and ask him for your stuff back he'll probably let you take it. He also lets us challenge him all the time, it's actually quite fun. Don't you guys have a dragon that takes sacrifices?
Villager 1: Oh, well we did... Until this new dragon came and killed it. We thought the new guy was evil but he's actually... Unimpressive for a dragon.
City person 2 (From MBJ'S territory): Dragons are all evil, I tell you.
Villager 1: What
City person 1: Yeah what are you talking about.
City person 2: A dragon is having sex with the king
Villager 1: ...
City person 1: Oh man, that is scary...
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LQG & SY went off somewhere to visit a dragon they both know like a month ago, and now they've returned to their respective homes:
SY handing over something to SJ: Here, I brought you a gift:
SJ: Why did you give me a rock?
SY: Why would I give you a rock
SJ: Then what is this?
SY: An egg
SJ, starting to have a horrible discovery: ... Who's egg is this..?
SY: Mine
SJ: Oh gods, your perverted friend was right, you are a whore
SY: Listen, Qingge and I got bored on the way there and
SJ: YOU SLEPT WITH THE BRUTE?!
SY: What, no? Of course not
SJ, visibly relieved: Oh my, don't—
SY: When would we have time to sleep? We did it in the air
SJ: Qi-ge go get my curse book.
