tae

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

bout 30 minutes into the new descendants movie and already it kinda fucks. they clearly went in knowing "yeah we're just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks so we might as well have some fun with it" and they ARE. everyone's hamming it tf up and even though the cgi doesnt look real it's got some kind of stylization that at least makes it not eye-bleedingly bad. they're on movie 5 they know disney's just throwing money at them so they're like "okay they wanted hetbait so it's with uhhhh a fucking madrigal idgaf. the dodos are steampunk and the flamingos are made of roses. red's time travel somehow fixed her parents' marriage enough to get her a whole-ass sibling. listen to this bop of a villain song and then suffer through the 'group hates each other but has to work together' song. the cheshire cat is awkwafina"