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When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

I feel like Space Racism is fueled not just from a vague battery of anger that is toxic masculinity, but also by fear of, and lashing out against, the idea that humans are cosmically insignificant. Aliens are seen as devourers, unknown collectors, who peer at us from the shadows, thieves of the human soul; Whom through strange, wrong ways, will create a simulacra of the human heart, surplanting it symbolically for all time. Warlike not in a way of survival but in a way of sport, who treat us like toys in a game, and will forgo any semblance of extrastellarly-shared humanity in their pursuits, ripping out their own eyes to inject drugs into them, or worse, in the pursuit of consuming us, seeing us as food, research fodder, or at best, servants.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

All well-trained Tumblr followers should be able to load and fire a musket three times in under a minute. If they are unable to do so, I recommend the Ancient Roman practice of Decimation