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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.
turned pangur into geothermal energy btw
oh okay

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"flea market mall 2013 089" (2013), jamie williams
in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends
I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else
this is all that's left.
this is all that's left.
Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔
Everything?
Will the alphabet still start with A?
The alphabet will start at 9
Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
🎶 and Muad'Dib beat the Harkonnen
as described by Princess Irulan 🎵

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anyways quick reminder "th" at the end of "old timey words" is just a replacement for the "s" sound . so it can't be "i hath" but it can be "it hath" . it can also replace "es" like "does" being written "doth" . "thy" before consonants but "thine" before vowels. ok
Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.
This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa
don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels
i think it's so funny that businesses keep selling fake owls etc. as bird deterrents and people keep buying them because it's one of those things that very simply Does Not Work but everyone just keeps trying and hoping. birds may be momentarily alert to a predator decoy, but they very quickly surmise that the decoy is not a threat, because the decoy does not kill anything. even if the decoy had moving parts, even if it hooted like a real owl, the birds would figure out in days that there was no credible threat, no follow-through. birds will gather where there are attractive resources. even if real owls are there occasionally hunting them. even if dogs and kids chase them. even if humans throw things at them.
yet every day people pay 23 dollars for a fake owl. and they hope. a false idol of protection. perhaps it is more the symbol of the owl that people purchase at this point. maybe it's just become familiar, even nostalgic, decor.

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this is so fucking funny
i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.
this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves
which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file
You said "world of tanks" and "casual" in the same sentence and I experienced a big Cognitive Dissonance bc the World of Tanks fandom gets into meltdowns every month about minor historical issues with every tank released. I don't even play this fucking game, I don't know anyone who does, I'm just somehow in the blast radius for their fucked-up fandom discourse.
This is about average for World of Tank fans.
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius