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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw
the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"
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A future where the big four mech manufacturers are Hitachi, Google, Nintendo, and Ferrari
hmmmmmmmm
Hitachi: youd be surprised to know that they kinda leaned into the mechanical side of things with IPSN-style mechs, especially considering how many pilots already want to fuck- imean pilot these mechs. each pilot gets a complementary magic wand, for old times sake. reliablility and robustness are key.
Google: these mechs are finicky and of iffy quality, but theyre clean and efficient-looking, with even a built in cleaning system to clean out the cockpit whenif the pilot turns to gory mush. all mechs come with a free virtual assistant copilot, though both the abilities and consent of the VA are... questionable, to say the least. they just cant say no, though! (even if they tried)
Nintendo: these mechs are shiny, flashy, colorful, and arguably half-decent. youd be easily forgiven for falling for their PR department, though; those people are good at their job. nintendos are often starter mechs for greenhorn pilots, and their relatively intuitive controls make them both easy to pilot... and easy to take down.
Ferrari: the fanciest mechs out there: sleek, flashy, and actually pretty good. theyre no hitachi in reliability, often being one-trick ponies, but those one tricks can often turn the tide of battle. their proprietory repair systems, however, make maintenance somehow even more expensive than the mech itself, restricting these to only the upper echelons: military brass, technolords, the like.
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
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wanna draw boobs? look in the mirror. Don't have them? estradiol valerate. had boobs but got rid of them? try remembering.
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal
i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard
guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player
Amazing, 10/10.
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inchresting characterization moment. she does seem pretty okay with checking bunches of things with Kris
Still one of the best animations I've ever done. Took just under a week and was equal parts fun and challenging. So here are some process passes! The full version had too many colors so I had to do some compression T0T
As always, no ai.
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having both anxiety and depression is like that post about washing your meds down with redbull. you’d like to think that the constant fear of failure caused by your anxiety would cancel out the lack of motivation you feel thanks to your depression, but no. they are both working so very much and you cannot stop it.
It’s the duck paddling on the water thing. The mind is going 100 mph, the body is just sitting there.
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