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if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

(tripping over my own toys) who the fuck closed last night

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

they should invent vr for dogs

its the 21st century dogs need motion sickness

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

i never said that

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass