they/he | rbing my hyperfixations | [icon image description: Picture of Akemi Homura from Puella Magi Madoka Magica from the bust up. She has a neutral expression. Her hair is blowing in the wind, and she is wearing a red ribbon on the side of her head. /end id] [header image description: Screenshot from thrite's video "My Favorite Minecraft Screenshots". It is the picture of a hill or mountain with many trees on it, entirely cast in shadow. Behind the hill is a slightly starry light blue night sky and a round pinkish moon. /end id]
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edward elric is truly the one and only. he's read more books then the fifty people closest to him at any given moment in time combined and he chooses to talk like a street rat (respectfully). the big bad evil guys of the series call him pipsqueak. he is deadly afraid of his own teacher who he begged into teaching him. he was practically hiding from the said teacher for years because he didn't want her to find out he joined the military. he uses the military to fund his research and his travel and his snacks and he doesn't give a shit. he freaked out when a pregnant lady offered him to touch her belly. he has the knowledge of the universe and committed crimes against it. he is disabled and a nerd and a genius. he has anger issues and half of the time someone says something hurtful or mean to him or he gets teased he just stands there and doesn't say anything in response. he traded his arm for his brother's soul and he thought his brother hated him for years still. he screams at people for even suggesting he is short but he refuses to injest milk in any capacity if it's not in the stew. I would kill for him I think.
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the biggest crime fma commited was making adult ed dress like his lame fucking deadbeat dad. like besides the paralells he would NOT wear that!!
the fact that he looks like a biker douche but is actually the biggest nerd known to mankind and like redicilously kindhearted IS THE POINT. ITS THE CONTRAST THAT MAKES HIM WORK.
honeslty he should get even more hardcore the older he gets bc a lot of the original contrast comes from him just being 13. like thats a child, but also hes gonna absolutely Destroy Your Ass in leather. timeskip of him should be the opposite aka; the dude who looks like his head is filled with heavy metal 24/7 is actually an avid liberary visitor who spends his free time helping at the soup kitchen.
like do yall get me?? does anyone hear me..its so cold and dark....(tears)
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Ed and Winry have been sitting there for months waiting that I draw Al, it was finally time to finish this little thing.
I guess an Amestris Modern AU would mean that Ed and Al would go study at East City university before going to Central. Ed would be the youngest to graduate ig. We can even push it and make it so that he’s the youngest to get a professor title and ends up in a research team and teaching people that are older than him. He’d piss a lot of people off doing that, which is pretty in character i think lol. Al wouldn’t be that far behind as well. I always considered them on the same level, it’s just that Ed is older and sticks out more because of it. As for Winry she’d probably the kind of person to be perfectly self taught (+ Pinako teaching her stuff) and win a scholarship at the best prosthetic engineering schools/universities that would exist. Maybe she’d win prizes at the East city uni as well. And then she’d go to learn more in Rush Valley uni of course. The three of them would still be childhood friends and would have grown up in resembool. Resembool is maybe a little city in the modern au, but the kind where nothing much happens.
Ed and Winry have been sitting there for months waiting that I draw Al, it was finally time to finish this little thing.
I guess an Amestris Modern AU would mean that Ed and Al would go study at East City university before going to Central. Ed would be the youngest to graduate ig. We can even push it and make it so that he’s the youngest to get a professor title and ends up in a research team and teaching people that are older than him. He’d piss a lot of people off doing that, which is pretty in character i think lol. Al wouldn’t be that far behind as well. I always considered them on the same level, it’s just that Ed is older and sticks out more because of it. As for Winry she’d probably the kind of person to be perfectly self taught (+ Pinako teaching her stuff) and win a scholarship at the best prosthetic engineering schools/universities that would exist. Maybe she’d win prizes at the East city uni as well. And then she’d go to learn more in Rush Valley uni of course. The three of them would still be childhood friends and would have grown up in resembool. Resembool is maybe a little city in the modern au, but the kind where nothing much happens.
Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman
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I think the most hilarious place to put Post-Canon Sokka would have been the university at Ba Sing Se. I think he would have made a great unhinged professor. Also, in true Sokka fashion, he should have completely dodged fame. Momo is more famous than he is.
He wants to demonstrate to the class how this thing called electricity works, so he's going to be bringing in a Firebender, so everybody be cool, we're all friends here... and in walks Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. One-time conqueror of the city. One of the students is currently writing an essay on how her brief rule of the city affected fruit trade. She says she considers the class to still be her subjects as she doesn't acknowledge any pretenders to any of her thrones, but for now you're exempted from bowing and "Your Highness" will do. It's a really interesting lecture.
"Okay, guys - hey, listen up, everyone - I won't be here next week, me and Aang are going to-" yeah right, sure, Professor Sokka knows the Avatar. Except, of course, the Avatar walks in sheepishly and says that Appa might have gotten into Sokka's hybrid crops, and then you all have to sit there and watch your professor chase the Avatar around with a sword.
One postgrad student is specializing in Water Tribe Cultures. She's currently studying the massive cultural shift that happened in the Northern Water Tribe at the end of the war - oh, and Professor, I absolutely know that you're from the Southern Water Tribe, but it's just that the shift started with Master Katara, and of course I don't think that every person from the South knows one another haha it's just that I need to ask her some questions and I thought maybe you could help me write a letter or write a letter of introduction or...
Sokka looks at her blankly and goes "yeah, she's my sister. KATARA!" which is followed by a faint answering "fuck you!" from Somewhere and to the horror/elation of our postgrad, Master Katara bursts in and is promptly beaned in the head with a rock by Professor Sokka. Her brother. her hero and her professor are siblings and currently brawling on the floor.
Sokka does not teach or study history, but he does sometimes sit in on lectures about recent history. Whenever he does, several doctoral students flock in to sit near him (even if it's an intro course) so that they can eavesdrop on his grumbling. (No matter how they try, an "overheard utterance" is not a valid source according to their professors. No, we have no sources on the Avatar's bison taking part in combat - sky bison are not war animals and...)
He gets regular deliveries with the Beifong family crest on them, and he goes "sweet, Toph must have found some new minerals" and at this point nobody needs to ask which Toph. He seems to have friends everywhere, literally everywhere. Wang was headed out to this massive swamp to study if it's one big organism, and Sokka told him to find some guy named Hue and "don't mind the loincloth." One time the university gets shut down because the Earth King wants to visit. Oh, visit the University? What an honor- Of fucking course not, he wants to visit Professor Sokka, who yells at him and his royal guards for interrupting his day. The Earth King and his many, many royal guards then sheepishly say sorry and file out.
The last straw is when - not a week after he yelled at the Earth King - the assistant head of the Political Science dept walks in to the faculty lounge to find Sokka having tea with a nice normal man dressed in Earth greens for once, and can't resist a little joke. "Let me guess, you're having tea with the Fire Lord." And then she can instantly tell that she fucked up, because both of them go stock still.
So when the two men awkwardly stand up and proceed to introduce the Fire Lord whose portrait she has in her office because she is the assistant head of Political Science as Li, a server at the Jasmine Dragon, she just says "hello Li" and leaves to find a bottle of something strong.
