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The city aquarium smelled like ozone, artificial salt, and expensive air conditioning.
It was a contrast to the usual environments Pico and Nene frequented, where alleyways that smelled of rotting garbage and rain, or cramped apartments heavy with the scent of cheap weed and gun oil.
Pico adjusted the collar of his faded green jacket, his thumb instinctively brushing against the empty space beneath his armpit where his Uzi usually rested. Security at the front gate had been a nightmare, requiring him to leave his precious pieces in a locker.
He felt naked. Vulnerable.
His gaze darted constantly to the exits, tracking the security guards, the families with strollers, the teenagers taking selfies. His orange hair caught the ambient blue light of the main lobby, making him look like some sort of aggressive deep-sea organism himself.
"Stop doing that," Nene muttered beside him. She wasn't looking at him; her dark eyes were glued to a massive, cylindrical tank in the center of the room where a school of silver fish swirled in a perpetual, hypnotic vortex. "You look like you're about to rob the place."
"I just— I feel like I'm trapped in a giant glass cage," Pico grunted, shoving his hands deep into his pockets. "Remind me why we're here again? Since when do you care about fish?"
Nene finally turned her head. Her expression was masked of boredom, but Pico knew her well enough to read the slight tension in her jaw. Her short hair bounced slightly as she shifted her weight. She was wearing a oversized off-shoulder beige-pink knitted dress that swallowed her frame.
"I wanted to go somewhere where nothing is screaming," she said, her voice dropping to a flat, quiet register. "And where nothing is... bleeding. Is that a crime, gun boy?"
Pico closed his mouth. The sarcasm died on his tongue. He knew that tone. It was the tone she used when the intrusive thoughts got too loud, when the weight of surviving their childhood felt less like a miracle and more like a cruel joke. He sighed, the tension draining out of his shoulders little by little.
"Fine. Lead the way, knife queen."
They walked into the deeper exhibits, moving away from the noisy crowds of the main lobby. The light dimmed significantly, replaced by the eerie, undulating blue and green glows filtering through massive acrylic panels. It felt like stepping into another world, a subterranean kingdom where time moved differently.
Nene stopped in front of a wide, flat tank labeled Jellyfish.
Dozens of translucent, ethereal creatures drifted inside aimlessly. They had no brains, no skeletons, no hearts. Just delicate, pulsing bells and trailing tentacles that glowed faintly iridescent under the blacklights.
Pico watched Nene watch them. The light washed over her slight tan skin, softening the sharp, defensive lines of her face. For a brief second, she didn’t look like the girl who carried a rusted kitchen knives hidden in her usual pink overalls and joked about her own mortality just to see people flinch.
She just looked tired. Beautiful, but profoundly tired.
"...They're so lucky," Nene whispered, her forehead leaning gently against the cool glass. A faint circle of condensation formed from her breath. "No thoughts. No memories. Just floating."
Pico stepped up beside her, his arm brushing against hers. He didn't pull away, and neither did she. "You know, they also eat through their mouths and poop out of the same hole, Nene. Don't get too jealous."
A high-pitched, genuine laugh cracked through Nene’s composure. She shoved his shoulder with her elbow. "You are completely incapable of being romantic, you know that?"
"Who said this was a romance?" Pico smirked, though his heart did a strange, erratic flutter in his chest. "This is just an escape from reality. Big difference."
"Shut up."
But she didn't move away.
In fact, her fingers, tipped with chipped black nail polish, hovered for a second before wrapping around Pico's wrist. She tugged him gently toward the next exhibit.
Pico let himself be pulled, his hand sliding down until his calloused fingers intertwined with hers. Her palm was cool to the heat radiating from his own skin, but she held on with a surprising, desperate grip.
They entered the underwater tunnel. It was a massive archway of glass, with thousands of gallons of water pressing down from above.
Giant manta rays glided overhead like silent, aquatic stealth bombers, their pale bellies passing just feet above their heads. Sandbar sharks cruised through the gloom, their black, soulless eyes unblinking, their mouths perpetually turned down in a jagged sneer.
Pico stiffened, his eyes locking onto a particularly large shark. His grip on Nene’s hand tightened reflexively.
"Hey now," Nene said softly. She stopped in the middle of the tunnel. The crowd had thinned out here, leaving them momentarily isolated in the blue twilight. "Pico. Look at me, not the teeth."
Pico forced his gaze away from the glass and looked down at her. His chest felt tight, the phantom weight of a hundred bad dreams pressing down on his lungs. The aquarium tunnel suddenly felt too restrictive, the threat of the glass shattering and drowning them becoming a vivid, terrifying flash in his mind.
"It's just water," Nene said, her voice steady and grounded. She stepped closer, closing the distance between them until she reached up with her free hand, her fingers gently touching his jawline. "The glass is thick. We're safe. Nobody is coming through that door."
Pico swallowed hard, his eyes tracking the movement of her thumb as it stroked his cheekbone. The hyper-vigilance that usually consumed him began to recede, replaced by the overwhelming reality of her proximity.
"I hate being defenseless," he muttered, his voice rough.
"You're not defenseless. You have me," Nene replied, a rare, soft smile playing at the corners of her lips. It wasn't even her usual mocking grin. It was vulnerable. "And I'm vicious."
"Yeah. A real menace to society," Pico murmured. He let out a long, slow breath, his body finally relaxing. He looked down at her lips, then back up to her eyes, searching for any sign of her usual deflection.
There was none. She was entirely present, looking at him with a warmth she rarely allowed anyone else to see. Driven by a sudden, fierce wave of affection, Pico leaned down.
Nene met him halfway.
The kiss was tentative at first, a gentle pressing of lips in the dim, blue light of the shark tank. It tasted like salt and the quiet safety they so rarely found in the outside world. But as Pico’s hand came out of his pocket to cup the back of her neck, pulling her closer, the kiss deepened.
It became an anchor. A silent acknowledgment of everything they had survived together, and everything they were still fighting to keep alive inside themselves.
Nene’s fingers tangled into his hair, holding him there as a massive sea turtle drifted lazily above them, casting long, fractured shadows over their joined forms.
When they finally parted, both of them were slightly breathless. Nene’s cheeks carried a faint flush that had nothing to do with the colored lights of the exhibits. She cleared her throat, stepping back just an inch, though she kept her hand firmly locked in his.
"Well," she said, her usual sarcastic edge returning, though it lacked any real bite. "That was certainly better than watching the penguins."
"Penguins are jerks anyway," Pico replied, a smile breaking across his face. He squeezed her hand, feeling a sense of peace that he hadn't experienced in years. "Come on. Let's go find the gift shop. I want to buy you a horribly overpriced stuffed shark."
"Only if it looks as miserable as you do and same color of your hair," Nene countered, matching his stride as they walked out of the tunnel together.
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⤷ On a whim, Pico buys flowers from the supermarket for Nene.
- sharpshooter. picnene.
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He was only here for three things: a gallon of whole milk, a box of generic-brand toaster pastries, and a fresh box of baking soda to clean the strange, corrosive residue out of his trunk.
He had successfully acquired two out of the three when he got stuck waiting behind a woman trying to pay for twenty-seven cans of cat food with expired coupons.
Pico sighed, leaning his hip against the cheap plastic divider of the checkout lane. His hand instinctively rested on the grip of the Uzi tucked beneath his canvas pants, makes him a comforting presence. He stared blankly ahead, his gaze drifting over the impulse-buy racks. Batteries, mints, cheap lighters, and then... the bucket.
It was a black plastic bucket filled with water that smelled vaguely of stagnant pond life. Sticking out of it were several plastic-wrapped bundles of half-dead, aggressively dyed carnations. Some were neon blue, others were a sickly shade of magenta, and one sad bunch was a mottled combination of red and yellow that looked remarkably like a crime scene.
Pico blinked. He looked at the milk. He looked at the red-and-yellow flowers.
Nene likes red, his brain supplied, entirely unprompted. It was an intrusive thought, completely detached from any logical track of reasoning. She also likes blood. These look like blood.
Before his conscious mind could veto the executive decision made by his deeply traumatized, poorly medicated subconscious, Pico reached out, grabbed the plastic sleeve of the red-and-yellow carnations, and tossed them onto the conveyor belt next to the toaster pastries.
The cashier didn’t even blink. She scanned the flowers, the barcode making a sharp beep that felt like a starter pistol.
"Six-fifty," she mumbled.
Pico handed over a crumpled ten-dollar bill, took his plastic bag and the wet bundle of stems, and walked out into the blinding afternoon sun.
It wasn't until he was halfway down the block, the plastic wrapping of the bouquet rustling aggressively against his thigh with every step, that the crushing weight of reality hit him.
What the actual hell am I doing?
Pico stopped dead on the sidewalk. He held the flowers up to eye level. They looked even worse in the daylight. They smelled like a combination of cheap perfume and wet cardboard. He was a mercenary. He was a guy who spent his weekends clearing out mutant rats from abandoned subway tunnels and dodging bounty hunters.
He didn't buy flowers. Especially not for Nene.
If he gave these to her, she would either:
1. Laugh until she vomited.
2. Assume they were booby-trapped and stab him.
3. Think he was dying of a terminal illness and stab him out of mercy.
He considered throwing them into a dumpster. He really did. He walked over to a metal trash can, raised the bouquet over the rim, and prepared to drop it. But then he thought about the six dollars and fifty cents. Plus tax. That was practically the price of a pack of cigarettes. Pico hated wasting money.
With a agonizing groan that came from the very marrow of his bones, he pulled the flowers back, tucked them under his arm like a football, and started walking toward her apartment.
He’d just tell her he stole them. No, that made it sound like he went to effort. He’d tell her someone dropped them. Yeah. A dead guy dropped them. Perfect.
Pico didn’t knock on Nene’s door. Knocking was for people who didn't know how to pick locks, or people who didn't want to get shot through the wood. Instead, he kicked the bottom of the door twice—their universal code for "It's me, don't blow my head off"—and turned the knob. It was unlocked, because Nene possessed zero fear of God or the law.
The apartment smelled like acetone and burnt toast. Nene was sitting cross-legged on her thrift-store sofa, surrounded by an absolute war zone of cosmetic supplies. She had a magnifying mirror balanced on her knees and was aggressively applying thick, sharp eyeliner with the precision of a brain surgeon.
"You're tracking dirt on the rug," she said without looking up, her voice a sharp, familiar grate.
"You don't have a rug, Nene. It's bare plywood," Pico retorted, shutting the door with his heel. He stood awkwardly in the entryway, hands shoved into his pockets, the flowers clamped tightly under his bicep.
"It's a spiritual rug. Use your imagination, ginger." She capped her eyeliner with a loud click and finally looked at him. Her dark eyes immediately dropped to the plastic-wrapped monstrosity wedged under his arm. Her eyebrows shot up so high they practically merged with her side bangs. "What the fuck is that?"
Pico stiffened. The carefully crafted lie about the dead guy vanished from his brain, replaced by pure, unadulterated panic.
"Nothing," he barked, his voice a little too loud, a little too defensive. Cool dude.
"It doesn't look like nothing. It looks like a radioactive bush." Nene swung her legs off the couch and stood up, stepping over a pile of fashion magazines.
She approached him like a cat inspecting a suspicious new piece of furniture. His shoulders tense, eyes narrowed, ready to spring backward at a notice. "Pico. Did you steal a corpse's funeral arrangement?"
"No!" Pico snapped. He ripped the flowers out from under his arm and thrust them forward, shoving them directly into her face. The plastic crinkled violently. "They're for you. Take 'em or I'm throwing them in the incinerator."
Nene froze. She looked at the flowers. She looked at Pico. His face was flushing a spectacular shade of pink that almost matched his hair. He was sweating slightly, looking less like a hardened killer and more like a teenager who had just been caught shoplifting spray paint.
Slowly, carefully, Nene reached out and took the bouquet by the stems. "You... bought me flowers."
"I was at the store," Pico muttered, looking intensely at a water stain on her ceiling. "They were by the register. They were cheap. Don't look into it."
"They're hideous," she whispered, her voice laced with a strange, breathless awe. She turned the bouquet around. "They smell like a hospital wing. Pico, are these dyed? They're bleeding on my fingers."
Sure enough, the cheap red dye was transferring onto her skin.
"They're carnations," Pico said, defending his terrible purchase with sudden, irrational vehemence. "They last forever. They're hardy. Like weeds. Or cockroaches. I thought of you."
Nene stared at him for three long seconds. Pico’s hand crept back toward his Uzi. If she started laughing, he was going to shoot her television.
Instead of laughing, Nene suddenly yanked the entire bouquet upward, burying her face directly into the crinkling plastic and the garish, chemical-scented petals. Her narrow shoulders hunched toward her ears, completely shielding her face from his view.
She stayed like that, frozen, holding the cheap supermarket stems like a makeshift shield.
Pico blinked, his hand halting on the grip of his gun. "Nene? Hey, are you sniffing them? I literally just said they smell like a dumpster."
She didn't answer right away. When she finally lowered the bouquet just a bit to see enough for her empty white eyes to peek over the bright, bleeding red of the carnations. Pico saw it.
A heavy, dark flush had crept all the way from the collar of her shirt to the tips of her ears. She was blushing sheepishly, her usual razor-sharp composure entirely melted into something intensely awkward, hidden behind a mess of crinkling cellophane.
"You're a moron," she mumbled into the petals, her voice muffled and entirely devoid of its usual venom.
"Yeah, well, you're the one holding 'em," Pico grumbled, though his own face was burning a matched like hers. He cleared his throat loudly, desperately needing to break the sudden, suffocating quiet in the room. "Just throw them away. Give them back, I'll burn them."
"No way!" Nene dropped the flowers from her face, though the pink on her cheeks didn't fade as she skipped—actually skipped—into her tiny kitchen alcove. "I'm keeping them. They perfectly match the existential dread of this apartment."
Pico watched from the doorway as Nene rummaged through her cupboards. She didn't own a vase, obviously, so she eventually pulled out an empty, extra-large plastic jar of pickled pigs' feet. She rinsed it out with hot water, filled it to the brim, and violently shoved the carnations inside, sending a small tidal wave of water over her counter.
She slammed the jar down in the center of her coffee table, right next to a half-disassembled switchblade and a bowl of stale cereal.
"There," Nene said, clapping her hands together, her hands still stained a faint, bloody pink. "Beautiful. It really ties the room together."
Pico finally let his hand drop from his pocket. The tight, defensive knot in his chest loosened, replaced by a strange, hollow warmth that he hated acknowledging. They were broken people, both of them. They didn't do normalcy. They didn't do traditional affection. If Darnell were here, he'd be making gagging noises in the corner.
But Darnell wasn't here. It was just the two of them, surviving in the wreckage of a life they never asked for.
Nene walked back over to him, her expression shifting from manic amusement to something softer, though still inherently sharp. She reached out and punched him hard in the shoulder.
"Ow," Pico mumbled, not even flinching. "What was that for?"
"For being a weirdo," she said. But she didn't step away. She leaned her shoulder against his arm, staring at the terrible, ugly, beautiful flowers sitting in a pig-foot jar. "Thanks, Pico."
"Whatever," Pico muttered, looking away, though he didn't move away from her side. "Next time, I'll just buying you a knife toy set. It's less stressful."
Nene laughed, a loud and sharp, genuine sound that echoed off the bare plywood floors. "I'd like to see you try."
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⤷ "Even when the sky comes falling, even when the sun don't shine, I got faith in you and I."
A collection of oneshots and drabbles centered around Pico and Nene, exploring their dynamic across different universes, timelines, and scenarios between two deeply traumatized kids just trying to survive.
- sharpshooter. picnene.
• One Shot Collection, Prompt Fic, Alternate Universe, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Dark Humor, Blood and Violence, Childhood Friends, Friendship, Love, Trauma, guns and knives, Chapter Specific Warnings
• published date: 2026-06-30
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Introduction
#1: On a whim, Pico buys flowers from the supermarket for Nene.
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⤷ They say opposites attract, but Saitama and Tatsumaki are less than that and more collided to each other.
When a bored bald hero and a high-tempered loli esper decide to take on the Alphabet Date Challenge, they quickly learn that spending twenty-six consecutive days together is harder than defeating a god or dragon level threat.
Will our two most powerful couple make it all the way to letter Z, or will their clashing personalities (and Tatsumaki’s short fuse) end the challenge early?
- saitatsu.
- readers may choose their own dates by vote.
• Romantic Comedy, Established Relationship, First-Time Dating, Inexperience, Tsundere Tatsumaki, Oblivious Saitama, Protective Genos, Chaos Couple, Light Angst, Heavy Flirting (It's Terrible), Blushing, Mutual Pining but they're already dating, Alphabet Challenge, Idiots in Love, Intimacy, Canon-Typical Violence (Mostly Emotional and Furniture), Slow Burn-ish Dynamic, Slight Mature Themes (Tension/Desire), Character Study
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⤷ Pico didn’t want to go to prom. Nene wanted to go, but mostly to ruin it. Darnell brought C4.
- sharpshooter. picnene.
• Post-Canon, Idiots in Love, Childhood Friends, frenemies to something more, aggressive affection, Explosives, Slow Burn (If You Squint), Unresolved Sexual Tension, Hurt/Comfort, Prom, Makes no sense btw
• published date: 2026-06-29
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The local high school gymnasium was doing a terrible job of pretending it wasn't a gym, to be honest.
Prom is…
A complete joke.
At least, that’s what Pico would tell you if you asked him while he was sober. To him, prom is just a giant nonsense trap full of toxic body spray, expensive rented clothes that don't fit right, and a bunch of suburban kids slow-dancing to awful radio pop while pretending they have a single clue about how the real world works. It’s a fragile little bubble of high school hierarchy that feels entirely meaningless when you’ve already stared down the barrel of a gun.
But to Nene?
Prom is a target.
It’s a shiny, perfect canvas just begging for a bucket of black paint. It’s a room full of people who take themselves way too seriously, making them incredibly easy to terrify, especially the thin, rich daddy's girls desperately trying to win a plastic crown to be so popular. And while some geeks had probably spiked the punch just to watch the principal sweat.
And to Darnell?
Prom is a structural engineering test.
It’s an indoor fire hazard waiting to happen. It's an opportunity to see exactly how fast a gymnasium full of varsity athletes can evacuate fast when a homemade smoke bomb sets off the overhead sprinklers. It needs to look like alive with dangerous sparks. Which is makes it fun.
But when you strip away the fire alarms, the exploding speakers, and the thousands of dollars in a public property damage?
Prom is… exactly what they needed.
It’s a reminder that even if their childhoods were completely ruined, they still have each other. It’s messy, violent, and entirely unromantic by normal standards. Which means, for them, it's absolutely perfect.
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Pico adjusted the collar of his suit jacket. It wasn’t a proper suit, it was a dark green velvet blazer he’d stolen from a thrift shop dumpster three years ago, paired with a black graphic tee and his usual shoes. He leaned against the double doors of the gym, his signature Uzis tucked securely into the waistband of his jeans, hidden only by the loose fabric of the jacket.
"Remind me why we’re here again?" Pico muttered, squinting through the glass at the spinning disco ball. "We don't even go to this school."
"Because, Pico," Nene said, stepping up beside him and smoothing down the skirt of her dress. Her outfit was an absolute menace: a neon-pink silk slip dress paired with fishnets and steel-toed boots. Her hair was up in its usual messy shoulder-length hair, no signature pink headband, but she’d woven tiny, square pink hairpins in the sides. "Normal teenagers go to prom. And since our childhood was hijacked by a school shooting and an alien invasion, I think we deserve to ruin a normal milestone for normal people."
"She's right, man," Darnell chimed in from behind them. He was leaning against the brick wall, casually tossing a smoke grenade from hand to hand. He was the only one who actually bothered to wear a tie, an expensive yellow and black tie, though it was currently tied around his forehead like a Rambo bandanna. "Plus, I heard the DJ is using a sound system that’s highly flammable. It’d be a sin not to test it."
Pico groaned, rubbing his temples. "We're going to get arrested. Again."
"Only if they catch us," Nene smirked. She reached into her garter belt, pulling out a sleek, polished butterfly knife, flipping it open with a practiced, lethal clack-clack. "Now open the doors, ginger. Let's make an entrance."
The moment the trio stepped into the gymnasium, the atmosphere shifted. The suburban teenagers swaying to a terrible pop remix froze, their eyes darting to the three local legends or urban myths, depending on who you asked.
"Look at them," Nene whispered, her eyes gleeful as she scanned the crowd. "They look like terrified pigeons."
"Don't start stabbing people yet," Pico grunted, though his hand instinctively hovered near his hip. The bright lights and crowded space made his skin itch. The PTSD was a constant, low-humming engine in his chest, but looking at Nene, completely unfazed, radiating pure chaotic energy, weirdly grounded him.
"Hey, I'm going to go inspect the wiring," Darnell said with a crooked grin, vanishing into the crowd toward the stage.
He navigated the sea of sweaty dancing people like a low shadow, completely ignored by the security guard who was way too busy texting to notice a fellow pyromaniac slipping backstage.
Darnell scoped out the setup with practiced eyes. The school had skimped on the budget apparently; the entire DJ rig, the massive subwoofer stack, and the stage lighting were all daisy-chained into a single, heavily overloaded breaker box hidden behind a velvet curtain.
It was a beautiful disaster waiting to happen.
Darnell pulled a small homemade brick of C4 from his jacket pocket, just enough to cause a spectacular show without bringing the actual roof down, and expertly slapped it right against the main capacitor of the sound system. He wired the receiver into the master fuse line with a satisfied click.
A little spark from the overloaded system would do the rest. He tapped his phone screen to sync the detonator, his grin widening as the digital timer blinked to life.
That left Pico and Nene standing on the edge of the gym floor. A slow song started playing, some sappy acoustic ballad that made Pico want to chew glass.
"Dance with me," Nene said suddenly. It wasn't a request; it was a demand.
Pico blinked down at her. "I don't dance. Especially not to... whatever this garbage is."
"I didn't ask if you knew how. I said do it." Nene grabbed the lapels of his green blazer and yanked him forward. Pico stumbled, his shoes squeaking loudly on the polished wood floor.
Before he could protest, Nene threw her arms around his neck. She held him with a grip like a vise. Pico stiffened, his hands hovering awkwardly in the air before he cautiously placed them on her waist. Her dress was soft, a contrast to the rough, calloused texture of his hands.
"You're stiff as a board," Nene teased, looking up at him. Her white eyes reflected the flashing colored lights of the disco ball. For a second, the manic energy died down, replaced by something dangerously close to sincerity. "Relax. I'm not going to bite. Unless you want me to."
"Shut up," Pico muttered, his cheeks burning a faint pink that matched her dress. He allowed himself to sway with her, dragging in a terrible approximation of a rhythm. "You're annoying."
"And you're a terrible dancer. We're a match made in hell."
They moved together in a strange, tense harmony. To anyone else, they looked like a volatile reaction waiting to happen. But between them, there was a deep, unspoken understanding. They had survived things that would have broken anyone else. They had seen each other bleed, had pulled bullets out of each other's shoulders, and had shared cold pizzas on the roof of Pico's apartment while trying to forget the smell of dirt and blood.
Nene leaned her head against his chest. Pico's heart was hammering—not from fear, but from her proximity. He rested his chin on the top of her head, inhaling the scent of her hairspray.
"Hey, Pico?" she murmured.
"Yeah?"
"Darnell's at the fuse box."
Pico sighed, his eyes widening. "How much time do we have?"
"About three seconds."
BOOOM.
The bass speaker on the stage erupted into a glorious shower of sparks and green flames. The crowd burst into synchronized screams as the lights cut out completely, plunging the gym into darkness, illuminated only by the flickering fire on the stage.
"That's my cue!" Darnell’s voice echoed over the megaphone he had somehow hotwired into the backup PA system. "Everyone evacuate in an orderly fashion! Or don't! Live a little!"
The gym devolved into absolute bedlam. Poor high schoolers in tulle and tuxedos were running for the exits like the apocalypse had arrived.
In the middle of the stampede, a beefy varsity football player charged toward the exit, shoving past Nene and knocking her off balance.
"Watch it, bitch!" the guy yelled.
He didn’t get another syllable out. Pico’s movement was a blur. In a second, the muzzle of his Uzi was pressed directly under the jock’s chin. The cold steel cut the guy's bravado instantly as his face went pale when he stared into Pico's dead, unblinking eyes.
"Say sorry to the lady," Pico said, his voice dropping into a low, terrifying register.
"I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry, man!" the jock squeaked.
Pico whipped the butt of the gun across the guy's jaw, sending him sprawling across the floor. "Run," Pico barked, and the guy scrambled away on all fours.
Nene watched the entire display with a wide, manic grin, her cheeks flushed. She stepped close to Pico, her hand sliding up his arm to grip his forearm. "Aw, Pico. You do care."
"He was in my way," Pico grumbled, shoving his gun back into his waistband, though the heat in his face had nothing to do with the fire on the stage.
"Sure, let's go with that," Nene laughed, her voice bright and wicked over the sound of blaring fire alarms. Sprinklers suddenly came to life overhead, raining cold water down on the burning gym.
Within seconds, they were soaked. Nene’s black hair drooped, and Pico’s orange hair plastered against his forehead. But neither of them moved toward the exit. They stood in the downpour, surrounded by empty space.
Nene grabbed the collar of his blazer again, pulling him down into the rain. Pico braced himself, expecting a punch, a headbutt, or a knife to the ribs.
Instead, her lips slammed into his.
The kiss was exactly like Nene: sharp, aggressive, and tasting faintly of cherry lip gloss and adrenaline. Pico froze for a millisecond before his instincts kicked in. He wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her flush against him, returning the kiss with a desperate, messy intensity that had been building up for years. It was random, crazy, uncoordinated, and entirely them.
When she pulled back, she was breathless, a smug, triumphant smirk plastered across her face. "Best. Prom. Ever."
"You're insane," Pico said, a genuine, rare smile breaking through his usual scowl.
"And you love it," she retorted, grabbing his hand and locking her fingers with his. "Come on, Darnell’s probably trying to steal the school bus. Let's go help him."
Pico let her drag him through the smoky, water-drenched exit and into the cool night air. The world was on fire, everything was a mess, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
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⤷ They say keep your enemies close, but slamming your nemesis against an industrial freezer door because your squee-gland is malfunctioning was never part of the Irken Invader handbook.
- zatr.
• enemies to something else, Frenemies, cafeteria fight, chaotic - Freeform, physical comedy, Idiots in Love, Subtle Romance, Irken Anatomy, Food Fight, Dramatic entrances, Zim is Bad at Feelings (Invader Zim), Zim is Defective (Invader Zim)
• published date: 2026-06-22
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The Skool cafeteria was a biological wasteland of lukewarm tater tots, structural dampness, and the crushing despair of teenage humanity.
Zim stood in the lunchline, a scowl etched deeply into his usual magenta uniform. His psychic defenses were entirely down, wholly consumed by the disgust he felt for the substance currently being slop-bucketed onto his plastic tray.
It has lots of green. It was translucent. It vibrated with a low, rhythmic hum that Zim was 73% sure violated several intergalactic treaties on chemical warfare. It's called a salad.
Today, however, Zim was bored.
Boredom, for an Irken invader of his unparalleled magnitude, was a dangerous, volatile substance. It bubbled in his lekku like overheated coolant. GIR was back at the base, currently trying to see if he could drown himself in a bathtub full of synthetic maple syrup, which left Zim alone with his thoughts. Which is nothing in mind.
With agonizing precision, Zim used a spork to prod the gelatinous mass.
Suddenly, the heavy, double-doors of the cafeteria didn’t just swing open, they exploded inward. The sudden concussive blast rattled the vending machines and sent a shockwave of cheap hairspray and teenage panic through the room.
Framed in the dust-choked doorway stood a small figure. Her dark purple-tinted aesthetic human disguise was flawless, her boots clicked against the linoleum with the heavy weight of a bounty hunter entering a saloon, and her body was slouched a bit forward with lethal intent.
Tak had returned.
The entire cafeteria fell into a dead, paralyzed silence. No one moved. Even the lunch lady stopped mid-scoop, a dollop of mystery meat hanging suspended in the humid air.
Zim froze, his spork hovering millimeters above the vibrating green slime. He turned his head slowly, his fake contact lenses widening in confused or surprised.
The world slowly dissolved into a tense, cinematic freeze-frame, slicing the room into jagged fragments of pure animosity.
Tak’s eyes narrowed into calculating slits, gleaming with a cold, violet hatred that could freeze a lesser being in their tracks. Across the room, Zim’s eyes widened to the brink of popping, bloodshot with pure offense and sparking with an immediate, defensive megalomania that promised planetary ruin.
At her right hip, Tak's hand hovered mere millimeters above her concealed Irken plasma-blaster. Her fingers twitched in a rhythmic, terrifying countdown, itching for the draw. While Zim’s hands clamped down, black gloves knuckled and vibrating as they gripped the sticky edges of his cafeteria tray like a seasoned duelist anchoring his palm to the pearl handle of a Colt .45.
A slow, wicked smirk crept onto Tak’s lips, radiating absolute confidence. In response, Zim’s face contorted in sheer fury, a massive, frantic vein throbbing visibly against his prosthetic, rubbery wig practically ticking down to an explosion.
From absolutely nowhere, a dried tumbleweed rolled lazily across the linoleum floor between them.
It bumped against Dib’s foot, who was staring in open-mouthed, conspiracy-theorist paralysis, before drifting into a trash can. Nobody questioned where the desert foliage had come from in an enclosed midwestern school building. The atmosphere demanded it.
Tak broke the silence, her voice dripping with venomous amusement. "Miss me?"
Zim’s grip on his tray tightened until the cheap plastic groaned under his alien strength. "I had wondered where my headache went," he hissed, his voice echoing off the concrete walls.
Then, the universe turned into beautiful chaos.
Tak drew her blaster in a blur of motion, firing a searing bolt of purple plasma. Zim didn’t even blink; he flipped his lunch tray upward with a practiced, violent jerk. The plasma bolt struck the underside of the tray, deflecting the energy directly into the ceiling, where it vaporized a fluorescent light fixture in a shower of sparks.
Before the glass could even hit the ground, Zim launched the boiling, vibrating green gelatin straight at Tak’s face.
She dodged to the left with an acrobat's grace, the slime painting the wall behind her and instantly melting through the drywall. "Is that the best you can do, defect?" she mocked, leaping onto the nearest lunch table, scattering screaming freshmen like bowling pins.
"Zim does not 'do best', Zim does absolute destruction!" Zim shrieked. He vaulted over the lunch counter, grabbed a industrial-sized metal vat of lukewarm gravy, and hoisted it over his head with both hands. With a feral roar, he hurled the entire cauldron across the room.
Tak flipped backward off the table just as the gravy-bomb detonated. A tidal wave of brown sludge coated three entire rows of tables. Humans shrieked, slipped, and began scrambling for the exits in a stampede in terror.
"Alien! She’s an alien too! Look at her boots!" Dib yelled, trying to point his camera at Tak, but he was promptly wiped out by a flying slab of meatloaf thrown by Zim, knocking him clean under a table. Gaz didn't even look up from her Game Slave, calmly shifting two inches to the left to avoid a stray blast of plasma that turned her chair's armrest to ash.
The cafeteria emptied in a record thirty seconds, leaving only the two Irkens in the ruined, gravy-soaked arena.
Tak deployed her mechanical PAK legs. Four gleaming, metallic appendages burst from her back, hoisting her into the air. She scurried along the ceiling like a predatory spider, firing rapid-shot plasma bursts that tracked Zim’s movements.
Zim, refusing to be outdone, deployed his own PAK legs. He scrambled up a brick pillar, laughing maniacally as the plasma bolts nipped at his heels. "You think your spider-legs frighten Zim?! I invented spider-legs! Mine are superior in every measurable metric!"
"Your legs are a glitchy joke, Zim!" Tak roared, dropping from the ceiling directly onto him.
They collided mid-air, a swirling mass of flailing limbs, metal appendages, and mutual hatred. They crashed into a heavy wooden folding table, splintering it into kindling. They rolled across the floor, punching, scratching, and using their PAK legs to pin each other’s mechanical limbs down in a deadlock of screeching metal.
Zim managed to get a hand free, grabbing a discarded, stale baguette from the floor and slamming it across Tak’s jaw. The bread shattered like concrete. Tak snarled, grabbing Zim by his collar and executing a flawless headbutt that rattled both of their skulls.
"You ruined my life!" Tak shouted, throwing a vicious left hook that Zim barely blocked with his forearm.
"You tried to hollow out my base and fill it with snacks!" Zim countered, sweeping her legs out from under her.
They scrambled back to their feet simultaneously, breathing heavily, their human disguises completely wrecked. Zim’s wig was askew, showing his green scalp, and Tak’s contact lenses had shifted, revealing her bright purple, unblinking Irken eyes. They were covered in gravy, mystery slime, and chocolate milk.
Tak lunged again, her PAK legs snapping forward like spears. Zim anticipated the move; he ducked beneath the metallic blades, slid through a puddle of spilled pudding, and tackled her around the waist.
The momentum carried them crashing into the heavy steel doors of the industrial freezer.
With a final, desperate surge of energy, Zim twirled his weight around, using the wall for leverage, and slammed Tak against the cold steel. In a flash of movement, he deployed two of his PAK legs to pin her upper arms against the door, while he used his physical hands to trap her wrists. He pressed his entire weight against her, chest to chest, effectively cutting off her leverage.
The cafeteria went dead silent again. The only sound was the heavy, ragged breathing of two furious aliens.
Zim glared down at her, his face inches from hers. He could see the faint, irised patterns in her purple eyes. He could feel the furious, rapid thumping of her Irken smeet-house organs against his own chest.
"I have you," Zim panted, a smug, breathless grin stretching across his green face. "The mighty Zim has pinned the intruder. You are trapped, Tak. Utterly... defeated."
Tak didn't pull away. She didn't even try to break the hold, though her PAK legs twitched slightly against his. Instead, she stared up at him, her gaze dropping to his ridiculous, crooked black wig, and then back to his eyes. A slow, dangerous, and infuriatingly smug smile spread across her face.
"Is that what this is, Zim?" she murmured, her voice suddenly losing its screeching combat edge, replaced by a low, teasing purr. "You went through all this trouble, destroyed a perfectly good human feeding chamber, just to get me alone against a wall?"
Zim blinked. His antenna, currently crushed beneath his wig, twitching in sudden, profound confusion. "What? No! I am defending my territory from your foul, vengeful presence!"
"You're holding my hands quite tightly for someone who wants me gone," Tak pointed out softly, tilting her head up just an inch. Her breath was warm against his collarbone.
Zim’s squee-gland gave a sudden, violent, and entirely unprompted spasm. His posture stiffened. He looked at his hands, which were indeed gripping her wrists with a fierce, almost desperate intensity. He looked at how close they were standing. If he moved his head three inches forward, their antennae would probably tangle.
It was a deeply inefficient, biologically confusing tactical position.
"This is... a standard Irken interrogation hold!" Zim blurted out, his voice cracking slightly. "It maximizes... leverage! And... proximity! To better smell your fear!"
"Right. Your interrogation hold," Tak mocked gently, her eyes gleaming with something that wasn't entirely hatred anymore. It was something much worse. It was amusement. "So, what are you going to do with me now, Invader?"
Zim opened his mouth to deliver a grand, sweeping speech about banishment or doom, but his brain completely short-circuited. He was acutely aware of the fact that she hadn't spat in his face yet. In fact, she was looking at him with a strange, intense focus that made his green skin feel entirely too hot.
Before he could form a coherent syllable, the freezer door behind them suddenly groaned. The latch, weakened by the plasma fire earlier, gave way.
With a loud click, the heavy steel door swung inward into the darkness of the freezer.
Because they were leaning entirely on it, both Zim and Tak instantly lost their balance. They tumbled backward into the cold room in a tangled, shouting heap of limbs, PAK legs, and mutual incompetence, landing hard on a pile of frozen waffle boxes.
The heavy door swung shut behind them with a definitive thud, locking them in the dark together.
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⤷ It's quiet in the dead of winter, but for those who carry the weight of centuries, the silence is louder than any battle. When a late-night encounter in a deserted park in Tokyo, brings two ancient deities face-to-face, they are forced to find a new way to navigate the ghosts they can't seem to leave behind.
- yatobisha.
The mortal world at 3:14 AM was a graveyard of neon and exhaust. In the dead of winter, Tokyo didn’t sleep so much as it shivered, its towering skyscrapers cutting jagged silhouettes against a bruised, cloud-heavy sky.
The god of depravity, known as Yato, perched on the edge of a rusty guardrail overlooking a deserted overpass, his legs dangling over the drop.
He wasn't entirely sure why he was out. The Far Shore was quiet tonight; the Phantoms were sluggish, frozen into the brickwork and gutters by the biting frost. Yukine was fast asleep upstairs at Kofuku’s shrine, sprawled star-shaped and snoring, and Hiyori was safely tucked into her own bed, dreaming of medical school and normal, human things.
He should have been sleeping too. Does gods even sleep? But every time he closed his eyes, the silence felt too heavy, a suffocating reminder of eras when silence meant he had left no witnesses alive.
He pulled his threadbare jersey tighter around his neck, huffing a breath into the air. It bloomed into a pale cloud before dissolving. He reached into his pocket, his fingers curling around his five-yen coin bottle, rattling the sparse copper inside. "Still a long way to go", he thought, a familiar, faint ache settling in his chest.
Then, a flicker of divine essence brushed against his senses.
It wasn't a malicious presence, not a Phantom as he hoped, it was massive. Radiant, even when suppressed, like a dying star wrapped in thick velvet. It was a presence he would recognize if he were blind, deaf, and buried six feet under the earth.
Yato tilted his head. "Her?"
He dropped from the guardrail, landing soundlessly on the asphalt. Moving with the fluid, unbothered grace of a stray cat, he followed the trail of freezing, high-altitude divinity down a narrow, trash-lined alleyway that spilled into a small, desolate park.
There, sitting on a swing that looked entirely too small for her, was Bishamonten.
She wasn't wearing her silver armor. She didn't have her riding crop, her longcoat, or her signature hat. Instead, she wore a simple, oversized beige trench coat over a plain black sweater and dark trousers. Her long, spun-gold hair was loose as usual, falling over her shoulders in tangled waves, partially obscuring her face. Without her massive entourage of Shinki, she looked strikingly small. Vulnerable.
Like a woman, rather than a cataclysm.
She wasn't swinging. She was just sitting, her booted feet planted firmly in the woodchips, her gloved hands gripping the cold iron chains of the swing set. Her head was bowed, her shoulders tense enough to snap.
Yato shoved his hands into his pockets and slouched over, making absolutely no effort to hide his footsteps. He deliberately kicked a stray soda can, letting it clatter loudly against the concrete border of the playground.
Bishamon didn't flinch, but her grip on the chains tightened. "Go away, Yato."
Her voice was raspy, stripped of its usual booming, authoritative resonance. It sounded like gravel scraping against silk.
"Wow, not even a 'Die, Amaterasu's mistake'?" Yato joked, though his voice lacked its usual manic energy. He walked over, stopping a few feet away, just outside her immediate personal space. "You're slipping, Veena. Usually, you've tried to decapitate me by the time I'm within a mile radius."
"I am not in the mood," she muttered, not looking up. "And do not call me that."
"Right, right. The great Vaisravana doesn't answer to nicknames from low-class delivery gods." Yato looked around the empty playground, then casually strolled over to the swing next to hers. He sat down, the chains groan under his weight. He began to sway slightly, back and forth, the rusty metal screeching in the quiet night.
"Stop that," she snapped, a flash of her usual fire illuminating her eyes as she finally glared at him.
"Stop what? It's a public park. I'm enjoying the amenities." Yato grinned, but his bright blue eyes were sharp, scanning her face.
Up close, the cracks were visible. There were dark, violent bruises of exhaustion beneath her eyes. Her pink lips were chapped, and her skin possessed a translucent, sickly pallor. She wasn't blighted, he would have smelled the decay instantly, she looked spiritually drained. Exhausted to the marrow of her divine bones.
Bishamon held his gaze for a long moment before the fight bled out of her. She looked away, her shoulders dropping. "Why are you here?"
"I asked you first. Well, mentally. What's the master of Takamagahara’s most powerful martial clan doing sitting in a dirty human park at three in the morning? Did Kazuma lock you out?"
The mention of her exemplar made her flinch, a minute twitch of her jaw that Yato caught instantly.
"They are sleeping," Bishamon said softly, her voice drifting into the cold air. "All of them. The shrine is quiet. Too quiet."
Yato understood. He understood better than almost anyone. When you have dozens, hundreds of souls tethered to your own heart, their emotions constant background noise, the sudden absence of that noise didn't feel like peace. It felt like sucking you inside-out. It felt like the moments before a slaughter.
"Insomnia's a bitch," Yato said, his tone dropping the mockery entirely. It was replaced by a quiet, grounded sobriety.
Bishamon closed her eyes. "Every time I close them, I hear them crying. Not the ones who are alive now. The ones from before. Ma. Ha. Their voices get tangled in the wind. I thought... if I walked until my feet ached, the physical strain would drown them out."
"Spoiler alert: it doesn't work," Yato said, leaning back against the chains. "Trust me. I've walked across the entire country three times over trying to outrun ghosts. They've got great cardio. Walking just gives them time to catch up."
"Then what do you propose, oh dear precious god of fortune cookies?" she asked, her voice laced with bitter irony. "Should I sit here and let them consume me?"
Yato stared at her. Her hands were trembling against the cold iron of the chains, her jaw set in a rigid, fragile line. She was trying so hard to be an unmovable fortress, completely blind to the fact that her foundations were turning to dust.
A sudden spark lit up Yato's bright blue eyes. A feral, reckless grin split his face.
"No," Yato said, springing off the swing with explosive energy. "I propose we move faster."
Before Bishamon could comprehend what he was doing, Yato stepped forward, reached down, and grabbed her right wrist. His grip was a vice, warm, calloused, and utterly unyielding.
"What are you—Yato, let go!" she commanded weakly, her warrior instincts flaring as she tried to wrench her arm away.
"Not a chance!" Yato laughed, and with a sudden, violent heave, he yanked her entirely off the swing.
Bishamon stumbled forward, her boots skidding in the woodchips, her balance completely shattered. Before she could reset her center of gravity or summon a Shinki to smite him, Yato spun on his heel and began to sprint, literally dragging her out of the playground.
"Are you insane?! Release me this instant!" she yelled, her beige trench coat billowing behind her like a cape.
"Can't hear you over the sound of the wind, Veena!" Yato shot back over his shoulder. He didn't slow down. He burst out of the dark alleyway, then to the roof, and onto the main thoroughfare of Shinjuku.
The street was a roaring river of artificial light. Huge digital billboards flashed in towering pillars of electric blue, hot pink, and blinding white, casting surreal, shifting shadows across the empty asphalt. Yato ran right down the middle of the empty lane, his hand locked around her wrist, pulling her along in his wake.
Initially, Bishamon dug her heels in, her boots screeching against the pavement. Yato was a god born of survival; when he chose to move, he possessed a terrifying strength. He braced his shoulders and pulled harder, forcing her to match his stride or take a humiliating face-plant into the concrete.
"Fine!" she hissed through gritted teeth.
With a surge of divine pride, she stopped resisting and thrust her legs forward, accelerating into a full sprint. The dynamic shifted instantly. She wasn't being dragged anymore; she was running with him.
They tore through the midnight city like a pair of stray Phantoms. The biting winter air whipped against their faces, burning their lungs, but neither of them slowed.
The world turned into a breathless smear of colors, the crimson glow of taillights from a lone late-night taxi, the emerald hum of convenience store signs, the golden halos of streetlamps reflecting off the cold glass of empty storefronts.
"Faster!" Yato cheered, a maniacal, breathless laugh tearing out of his throat. He looked back at her, his dark hair plastered to his forehead by the sweat and wind, his eyes glowing like electric fire under the sky.
Bishamon didn't reply, because she couldn't. Her chest was heaving. The physical exertion was a shock to her system, forcing her heart to pump furious, hot blood to her extremities. The cold, heavy numbness that had settled into her bones back at the park was violently blasted away by a rush of pure adrenaline.
They darted across a massive pedestrian scramble, their shadows stretching and contracting against the white painted lines. Yato suddenly veered to the left, pulling her up a flight of concrete stairs leading to an elevated pedestrian walkway that bridged two massive shopping complexes.
As they hit the apex of the bridge, Yato finally let go of her wrist.
The sudden release of momentum sent Bishamon skating a few feet across the frosted concrete. She slammed her hands onto the cold aluminum railing of the bridge, catching her breath.
"You... complete... idiot..." she panted, her chest rising and falling violently. Great plumes of white vapor burst from her lips with every exhale, illuminated by the massive crimson billboard glowing directly behind them. Her face was flushed a deep, vibrant pink from the heat of the run, her purple eyes with slit-like pupils wide and wildly alive.
Yato bent over, his hands on his knees, laughing breathlessly as he gasped for air. "Tell me... tell me you're thinking about the Ma clan right now. Go ahead. Tell me."
Bishamon blinked. She stopped, listening to the internal landscape of her own mind.
There was nothing.
The haunting, echoing whispers of her deceased Shinki, the heavy, suffocating grief that had been crushing her chest for hours, had been entirely drowned out by the deafening, thudding rhythm of her own pulse. Her ears were ringing with the sound of rushing blood. Her lungs burned. Her legs tensed with a heavy, satisfying exhaustion.
She looked at Yato, who was now leaning back against the railing, a smug, self-satisfied grin on his face.
"You did that on purpose," she said, her voice dropping an octave, a mix of disbelief and reluctant awe washing over her.
"Duh," Yato said, pushing himself off the rail and walking closer. He slouched, shoving his hands back into his pockets, though his chest was still heaving. "Like I said. Ghosts have great cardio. If you just walk, they walk with you. You gotta run. You gotta force your body to care about surviving the next ten seconds, and then the brain shuts up."
Bishamon stared at him. The neon light from the billboard above shifted from crimson to a deep, electric violet, casting her features in a soft, ethereal glow.
Up close, she could see the faint scars on Yato’s neck and jaw, markers of a lifetime spent in the dirt, fighting for every breath. He was messy, unpolished, and completely lacking in the dignity expected of a god.
And yet, in this moment, he was the only thing in the entire universe that felt real to her.
"You are incredibly reckless," she murmured, though the harsh edge was completely gone from her tone.
"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" Yato took a step closer, stepping into her immediate space. The heat radiating off their bodies was palpable, a warm mist rising between them in the freezing night air. He reached out, his hand hovering for a fraction of a second before he gently, deliberately wrapped his fingers around her gloved hand.
He didn't pull her this time. He just held it, his thumb lightly brushing across the back of her knuckles. "Look down."
Bishamon turned her head, looking over the edge of the railing.
Below them, Tokyo stretched out like a sprawling, living circuit board. The midnight lights weren't just cold electricity; from this height, they looked like a sea of warm, burning embers. The city felt vast, infinite, and beautifully indifferent to the problems of gods.
"It's loud down there," Yato whispered, his voice surprisingly gentle, his grip on her hand firm and grounding. "But it's a living loud. Not a dead one."
Bishamon let out a long, slow breath, watching it mingle with Yato’s vaporized breath between them. For the first time in weeks, the tight, agonizing knot in her stomach unravelled completely. She leaned her hip against the railing, her shoulder brushing against his arm.
She didn't pull her hand away from his. In fact, she tightened her fingers, squeezing back.
"It is strange," she said softly, her eyes tracing the glowing grid of the city. "We spent centuries trying to destroy one another. I defined my entire existence by my hatred for you."
"Yeah. You were really really obsessed with me," Yato teased, though he didn't pull away. He actually shifted his weight, closing the remaining distance so their coats rubbed together, a barrier against the biting wind. "It was kind of flattering, honestly."
"Do not ruin the moment, Yato," she warned, a small, genuine smile tugging at the corner of her lips.
"Just stating facts." Yato turned his head to look at her profile. The neon lights danced in the golden strands of her hair, creating a halo of pink and blue light around her. She looked fierce, beautiful, and entirely alive. "But the war's over, Veena. You don't have to carry the weight of the battlefield anymore."
Bishamon turned her head, meeting his intense blue gaze. The proximity was intoxicating. She could see the reflection of the city lights in his wide, clear eyes. For a second, the god of calamity looked like a god of protection.
"And you?" she asked softly, her voice barely carrying over the distant hum of the city. "Who carries your weight, Yato?"
Yato’s smile softened into something raw, something he rarely showed the world. "I've got Yukine. I've got Hiyori. And right now..." He glanced down at their intertwined hands, then back up to her eyes. "...I think I'm doing alright."
A comfortable silence settled between them. It wasn't the heavy silence of her shrine or clan. It was just the vibrant, humming static of two stars occupying the same small space in the dark sky.
They stayed on the bridge for a long time, watching the neon lights flicker and change as the clock crept toward dawn. They didn't run anymore, and they didn't speak of the past. They just stood side by side, their hands locked tightly together in the mortal world.
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⤷ Under the gaze of a shattered moon, Blake is tired of running from the ghosts of her past; Sun is tired of watching her pull away. Sometimes, breaking the silence is the most terrifying thing you can do.
- blacksun.
• Post-Volume 3, menagerie arc, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, soft Sun Wukong, vulnerable Blake Belladonna, Slow Burn to Resolution, Pining, Introspection, First Kiss, Canon compliant-ish, Romance, no beta we die like pyrrha nikos
• published date: 2026-06-21
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The air in Menagerie always tasted like salt and heavy, unfulfilled rain.
To anyone else, the balcony of the Belladonna estate offered the most beautiful view in Kuo Kuana. From this height, the sea was a vast, glittering sheet of obsidian beneath the shattered moon, and the distant torches of the night markets looked like fallen stars. But to Blake, the view was just an reminder of boundaries.
The endless ocean was a wall. The crowded docks were a reminder of how many people were packed into a corner of the world because the rest of it didn’t want them.
And her own skin felt like a cage.
Blake wrapped her arms tightly around herself, the loose fabric of her nightgown doing little to stave off a chill that had nothing to do with the weather. Her Faunus ears twitched, flattening against her dark hair as she heard the familiar, rhythmic clink-thud of someone climbing the trellis.
She didn’t turn around. She didn’t need to. There was only one person foolish enough to scale the home of the Chieftain just to avoid using the front door.
"You know, your dad is definitely going to sharpen those spikes on the wall if I keep doing this," a cheerful, slightly breathless voice whispered.
Sun Wukong pulled himself over the stone railing, dropping silently onto the balcony. He wasn't wearing his usual open white coat, just a simple, faded tank top and his bandages. His golden tail lashed behind him in a lazy, content rhythm, a stark contrast to the stiff, defensive line of Blake's shoulders.
"If Ghira catches you, the spikes will be the least of your worries," Blake said, her voice quiet, almost automated. She kept her eyes fixed on the horizon line where the dark sea met the darker sky. "Why are you up here, Sun?"
"Couldn't sleep," he said easily, stepping closer. He didn't push into her personal space, stopping just a few feet away, leaning his forearms against the cool stone of the railing. "And I saw your light was out, but your silhouette was out here. You look like a ghost standing like that, Blake."
"Maybe I am one."
Sun winced, the bright, easygoing expression on his face dimming just a second. He looked at her profile, the sharp line of her jaw, the dark circles bruising the skin beneath her amber eyes, the way her fingers dug into her own forearms as if she were trying to hold herself together by sheer force of will.
It broke his heart, honestly. The Blake he had met in Vale had been guarded, mysterious, and sharp, but she had been alive. She had fought. The Blake standing before him now looked like she was waiting for a storm to wash her away.
"You're not a ghost," Sun said, his voice dropping its usual performative energy, settling into something softer, grounded. "Ghosts don't have ears that twitch when they're annoyed with me."
A tiny, almost imperceptible tremor shook Blake’s shoulders. It might have been a laugh, or it might have been a shudder. "I'm not annoyed with you."
"Could've fooled me. You’ve been avoiding me all week. Every time I try to talk about what happened with Ilia, or the White Fang, or... just us, you vanish. Gambol Shroud would be jealous of how good you are at disappearing by the way."
Blake closed her eyes. The mention of Vale, of the White Fang, felt like a physical blow to her chest. She could still smell the smoke of Beacon. She could still hear Yang’s scream, a sound that woke her up in a cold sweat nearly every night.
"I'm saving you the trouble," Blake whispered, her grip tightening on her arms until her knuckles turned white. "Everyone who stays near me gets hurt. Yang... my parents... you. Look at you, Sun. You took a Seanachai blast to the chest because you followed me here. You almost died."
"I'm fine!" Sun protested, gesturing to his torso. "See? Totally healed. Barely even a scar. I'm a monkey, Blake, we're bouncy. We survive falls."
"It's not a joke!"
The sudden sharpness in her voice made Sun freeze. Blake finally turned to face him, her eyes bright with a volatile mix of anger and profound sadness. The moonlight caught the tears she had been trying so hard not to shed.
"It's not a joke, Sun," she repeated, her voice cracking. "Adam... He promised he would destroy everything I love. He started with Yang. If you stay here, if you keep pushing yourself... into my life, he will find a way to take you too. I can't live with that. I can't watch another person bleed because... I was too weak to stop it."
Sun didn't pull away from her anger. If anything, he stepped closer, closing the distance between them until he could feel the radiating warmth of her breath. The golden glow of his eyes was steady, unblinking.
"You think you're protecting me by pushing me away?" Sun asked, his tone surprisingly firm. "Blake, I didn't follow you to Menagerie because I was bored. I followed you because you're my friend, and because I care about you. You don't get to make the choice of whether or not I get hurt. That's my choice. And if I get a few bruises fighting by your side, then that's on me."
"It's not just bruises!" she cried out, a single tear escaping and tracing a wet path down her cheek. "You don't understand the darkness he carries. You don't know what it's like to love someone and watch them turn into a monster, and know that a part of that monster exists because of you."
Sun’s expression softened, the fierce protectiveness in his eyes melting into a deep, aching empathy. He reached out, his large, calloused hand hovering in the air between them for a second, giving her the chance to pull back. When she didn't, he gently rested his palm against her cheek, his thumb brushing away the tear.
His skin was warm. So incredibly warm. Blake leaned into the touch for a fraction of a second before she caught herself, her breath hitching.
"I might not know Adam," Sun said softly, his thumb continuing its gentle caress, "and I might not understand everything you went through in the White Fang. But I know you. I know the girl who spent her weekends reading trashy romance novels in the library. I know the girl who fought a giant mech on a highway just to protect people she barely knew. You are not his darkness, Blake. You are your own light. You just... forgot how to shine it."
A soft smirk played on his lips, his eyes glinting with a sudden, fond memory. "And hopefully, you didn't forget we danced together, remember?"
Blake’s breath hitched, the memory of the Beacon dance crashing through the heavy fog of her thoughts. She remembered the ridiculousness of it, the way he had completely disregarded the formal dress code just to spin her around the floor and make her forget, even for an hour, the weight of the world.
The honesty in his voice was overwhelming. For months, she had been running on pure adrenaline, guilt, and fear. She had built up walls so thick she thought no one could ever pierce them.
Sun didn't try to climb over her walls though; he just stood at the gate, knocking patiently, completely unfazed by the storm.
"Sun..." she whispered, her hands finally loosening their grip on her own arms. She reached up, her smaller, trembling hand wrapping around his wrist, holding his hand against her cheek. "Why are you doing this? Why do you care so much?"
Sun looked down at her. In the moonlight, her dark hair looked like velvet, and her amber eyes were wider and more vulnerable than he had ever seen them.
The bravado, the jokes, the carefree thief from Vacuo, all of it stripped away, leaving only the boy who had fallen completely, undeniably in love with the quiet girl from the library.
He leaned in closer, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird. The scent of her, night-blooming jasmine and the faint, metallic tang of her weapons, filled his senses.
The silence stretched between them, no longer heavy with grief, but fragile. Like a thin sheet of glass.
"Blake... can I kiss you?" Sun whispered like he's afraid the moment might shatter if he speak too loud.
Blake’s ears pinned back sharply, her pupils dilating. The question hung in the humid air, a lifeline thrown into the dark water she had been drowning in.
For a terrifying second, her terrified mind screamed at her to say no. Run, the voice whispered. Protect him. Keep him safe by keeping him lonely.
But then she looked at his face. She saw the slight tremble in his lower lip, the genuine anxiety mixing with the hope in his eyes. Sun, who was always so brave, always so loud, was terrified of her rejection. He was putting his heart entirely in her hands, completely exposed.
She realized then that pushing him away wouldn't protect him. It would only break him in a different way. And more than that... she didn't want to be alone anymore.
"Yes," Blake breathed, the word barely a puff of air against his lips.
Sun didn't rush. For all his usual impulsive energy, he moved with an agonizing, beautiful slowness. He tilted his head, his hand sliding from her cheek to cup the back of her neck, his fingers tangling in her thick, dark hair.
When their lips finally met, it wasn't a collision; it was a sigh.
The touch was soft, tentative at first, as if Sun was still convinced she might disappear into a shadow clone if he pressed too hard. His lips were warm and slightly chapped, tasting faintly of the sweet fruit he had been eating earlier that evening.
Blake let out a shaky breath into the kiss, her eyes closing as a wave of warmth finally broke through the icy armor around her heart. Her hands slid up his chest, clutching at the fabric of his tank top, anchoring herself to him. He was solid. He was real. He was here, in the present, not in the bloody past of Vale.
Sensing her surrender, Sun groaned softly, deepening the kiss. His tail wrapped around her waist, pulling her flush against his body. The heat of him was intoxicating. His other hand found the small of her back, pressing her close, holding her as if she were the most precious, fragile thing in all of Remnant.
The kiss changed from a gentle question to a passionate reassurance. It was Sun telling her, without words, that he wasn't going anywhere. It was Blake answering that she was finally ready to stop running.
When they finally parted, their foreheads rested against each other, both of them breathing heavily. The humid air of Menagerie felt a little lighter now.
Sun’s eyes fluttered open, a brilliant, dazzling smile slowly breaking across his face, the same smile that had annoyed her so much when they first met, but now felt like home.
"Wow," Sun whispered, his voice still a little breathless. "Yeah. Definitely worth climbing the trellis for."
Blake let out a genuine, musical laugh, a sound she hadn't made in what felt like centuries. She swatted his chest playfully, though she didn't move out of his embrace.
"You are incredibly stubborn, Sun Wukong," she murmured, the corners of her mouth twitching upward as her thumb traced the line of his jaw.
"Persistent," Sun corrected automatically, leaning down to press a soft, lingering kiss to the crown of her head, right between her Faunus ears. He let his chin rest there for a moment, his voice vibrating slightly against her hair. "There's a difference. Besides, someone has to make sure you don't overthink yourself right off this balcony."
Blake let out a quiet huff, but she didn't pull away. Instead, she leaned into him, letting the steady warmth of his chest anchor her.
"I don't need a babysitter," she whispered, though the grip she had on his shirt said otherwise.
"Good, because I'm terrible at it," Sun said softly, his tail giving a gentle, reassuring squeeze around her waist. "But if you're looking for someone to just... stand in the dark with you until the sun comes up? ...I'm pretty great at that."
Blake looked back out at the ocean. The water didn't look like a wall anymore. It just looked like a path to the rest of the world. A world she would have to face eventually. Looking up at the boy holding her tight against the night chill, she knew she wouldn't have to face it alone.
"Yeah," Blake whispered, burying her face into his chest, listening to the steady, strong beat of his heart. "I think you are."
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⤷ Sasuke is on strict bed rest after Killer Bee fight, and his hand is firmly tangled in Karin’s hair. Not a big deal, but he won't let go.
Karin faces the ultimate dilemma: do chores, or stay completely still so the boy of her dreams keeps touching her?
- sasukarin.
• Team Hebi | Team Taka (Naruto), Post-Killer Bee Fight, Recovery, Bed Rest, Soft Sasuke (but still a jerk), Fluff and Humor, Sensory Details, Hair stroking, Pining Karin, Domestic Taka, Light Angst, Romantic Comedy
• published date: 2026-06-20
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The Akatsuki safehouse smelled like damp concrete, cheap tatami mats, and the sharp tang of copper-scented medicinal salve. It was a miserable little hideout, tucked into the jagged shadows of a ravine, but it was the only place Taka could collapse without being hunted down like dogs.
The fight with Killer Bee had been a disaster. If it hadn't been for Karin’s chakra, Jūgo’s flesh, and a desperate, blinding manifestation of Amaterasu, they would all be dead.
Currently, the grand avenger of the Uchiha clan was reduced to a grumpy, heavily bandaged lump on a futon.
Karin sat on the edge of the low bedding, her knees tucked beneath her. In her lap, she held an empty wooden bowl that had, until ten minutes ago, contained a simple, hastily prepared rice porridge with pickled plum. It wasn't gourmet, but given their lack of supplies, it was a minor miracle she’d conjured anything edible at all.
She shouldn't be sitting here. The sink across the tiny kitchen alcove was piling up with crusty pots, and Suigetsu had already threatened to use his Hydrification Technique to wash them if she didn't—which meant soap suds in their drinking water. She really needed to get up.
But she couldn't move.
Because Uchiha Sasuke’s left hand was buried deep in her hair.
It had started innocently enough, or as innocently as anything involving Sasuke could start. She had leaned over to wipe a stray smudge of porridge from his chin, her thick, unevenly cropped red locks cascading over her shoulder. Sasuke had grunted, his dark eyes cloudy with the lingering haze of heavy painkillers and exhaustion.
Instead of batting her away like he usually did, his pale, scarred hand had risen from the blanket. His long fingers had hooked into the vibrant crimson strands near her shoulder, curling lazily around them.
And there they stayed.
Karin froze. Her breath caught in her throat, her glasses slipping an inch down the bridge of her nose. Her heart, suddenly betraying her entirely, began to hammer against her ribs like a trapped sparrow.
"Is this a dream?" she thought wildly, her eyes darting around the dim room to ensure she hadn't fallen under a genjutsu. "Sasuke is... he's touching me. Voluntarily. Without me having to fake an injury or throw myself at him!"
Slowly, Sasuke ran his fingers upward. The rough, calloused texture of his fingertips scraped lightly against her scalp, sending a violent, electric shiver straight down her spine. He didn't say a word. His gaze was fixed on the ceiling, his jaw tight, his expression an unreadable mask of brooding stoicism. But his hand kept moving, parting the thick, chaotic layers of her hair, smoothing them out, and then clenching slightly at the roots.
"S-Sasuke?" Karin squeaked. Her voice was an octave higher than normal.
Sasuke didn't blink. "What."
"I... I need to wash the bowl."
"Do it later." His voice was raspy, deep, and utterly unyielding. To emphasize his point, his fingers tightened just a fraction, anchoring her in place. He didn't pull hard enough to hurt, but the possessive weight of his hand was an absolute dictate.
Karin swallowed hard. Her mind split into two fiercely warring factions.
Faction A (The Rational Sensor): This is ridiculous. He’s just bored, or delirious from losing half his chest tissue to the Eight-Tails. You have chores to do, and if you stay like this, you're going to look pathetic. Move!
Faction B (The Eternal Fangirl): IF YOU MOVE, YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ALIVE. If you take one step away, he will close himself off again. He will become the cold, untouchable Uchiha, and you will never, ever get to feel his hand in your hair again. Die in this spot if you have to!
Faction B won a resounding, unanimous victory. Karin stayed glued to the floor.
From the open doorway connecting the cramped bedroom to the main living area, a soft, wet snort echoed.
Karin’s eyes snapped toward the sound, her romantic delusion instantly fracturing.
Suigetsu was leaning against the doorframe, his arms crossed over his chest, a massive, jagged grin splitting his face. His sharp, shark-like teeth gleamed in the dim light. Beside him, Jūgo stood like a massive, silent sentinel, though his usually placid eyes held a distinct, unmistakable glint of amusement.
"Well, well," Suigetsu drawled, his voice dripping with mock-innocence. "Look at the fierce rogue ninja. Out here conquering nations, but currently defeated by a bird’s nest of red hair."
"Shut up, Suigetsu!" Karin hissed, trying to keep her head perfectly still so she wouldn't disrupt Sasuke's hand. She glared at the swordsman with enough venom to kill a summoning toad. "He’s resting! He needs quiet!"
"Oh, he looks very restful to me," Suigetsu chuckled, walking into the room with deliberate, noisy steps. He leaned over Karin’s shoulder, peering down at Sasuke. "Hey, Sasuke. Is it soft? It looks kinda coarse from here. Like dried straw. Or maybe a tomato that exploded."
A dangerous, icy spike of chakra flared in the room. It didn't come from Karin.
Sasuke’s dark eyes shifted slowly from the ceiling to fixate on Suigetsu. The menace in that gaze would have made a lesser ninja flee the country. Even with half his ribs cracked and his internal organs still knitting together under a layer of medic-nin paste, the Uchiha aura was fully operational.
"Suigetsu," Sasuke said softly, his voice dangerously low.
"Yeah, boss?"
"If you don't leave the room in the next three seconds, I will use whatever chakra I have left to Amaterasu your water-bottle body into steam."
Suigetsu raised his hands in mock surrender, though he didn't look particularly threatened. "Hey, I’m just looking out for the team. Karin’s been sitting there for thirty minutes like a statue. I think her legs are falling asleep. And frankly, the kitchen is a mess."
"Jūgo," Sasuke muttered, ignoring the swordsman entirely.
"I'll take him outside," Jūgo replied instantly. He reached out, grabbed Suigetsu by the back of his purple high-collar shirt, and began dragging him backward out of the room.
"Hey! Let go! Jūgo, you giant ape, I wanted to see if he was gonna braid it!" Suigetsu’s complaints faded down the hallway, followed by the heavy thud of the safehouse’s front door closing.
Silence reclaimed the room, thick and heavy.
Karin let out a long, shaky breath, her shoulders sagging. "I'm sorry about him, Sasuke. He has no boundaries."
Sasuke didn't answer. His hand had stopped moving for a moment during the interruption, resting heavily against the back of her head, the warmth of his palm seeping through her hair to the skin of her neck. Now, as the silence stretched, his fingers began to move again.
Slowly. Rhythmically.
He slid his hand downward, tracing the uneven line where her hair had been roughly cut, a stark reminder of her past, of the rough life she’d led before Orochimaru, and the even rougher life she led now.
To anyone else, Karin’s hair was loud, absurd, and a dead giveaway of her Uzumaki lineage. To Sasuke, right now, it feels like a anchor. The texture was thick, slightly wild, and vibrantly alive. After days of touching nothing but cold steel, burning fire, and the edge of his own mortality, the heat radiating from Karin’s scalp seems grounding.
Karin watched him out of the corner of her eye. Without his usual Akatsuki cloak or usual clothes, clad only in loose, grey medical pants and bandages wrapped tight around his torso, he looked younger. Vulnerable, almost. The sharp line of his collarbone was prominent, moving slightly with each shallow breath.
"Does it hurt?" she asked softly, her voice losing its usual abrasive edge.
"No," Sasuke lied automatically.
Karin frowned, her sensor abilities flaring slightly to read his network. "You're lying. Your chakra pathways are still constricted near your lungs. You shouldn't even be moving too much or lift your arm like that as you are."
"Then don't move," he said.
The bluntness of his words caught her off guard. She looked down at him, her heart doing a frantic tap-dance again. Sasuke was looking at her now. Not with the cold gaze he used when planning a mission, nor with the manic, bloodthirsty intensity he’d shown in the Killer Bee fight.
It was a dark, exhausting look, heavy with a strange kind of exhaustion that went deeper than physical injury.
"If you move, the pulling hurts," he clarified, though his tone was entirely devoid of actual complaint. It sounded more like a poorly constructed excuse to keep her exactly where she was.
Karin felt a flush creeping up her neck, hot and rapid, dyeing her cheeks a color that matched her hair. "He... he wants me here. He’s using an excuse to keep me close."
"I... I see," she stammered, completely losing her ability to function as a mature kunoichi. "Then... I guess I won't move. For your sake. Obviously. Just for medical reasons."
Ten minutes passed. Then twenty.
Sasuke’s movements grew slower, his eyelids drooping slightly as the exhaustion of his healing body began to reclaim him. Yet, his fingers remained firmly entangled in her hair. Every time he seemed to drift off, his grip would tighten a little, as if ensuring she hadn't slipped away.
Karin’s left leg was completely numb. A sensation like hundreds of tiny needles was pricking her foot, and she desperately wanted to shift her weight.
The smell of the dirty porridge bowl in her lap was starting to bother her. She was a neat freak by nature, living in Orochimaru’s pristine hideouts had ingrained a strict sense of cleanliness in her. The thought of the dried rice starch hardening on the wood was causing her physical anxiety.
"Just slide out out of it," the rational part of her brain pleaded. "Just gently untangle his fingers, put a pillow under his hand, and go wash the dish. It will take two minutes!"
"Nooo!" the other part screamed. "Look at him! He looks so peaceful. If you wake him up or pull away, he’ll realize he’s being human and go back to being an emotionless rock! Do you want to ruin this?!"
She closed her eyes, agonizing over the dilemma.
Suddenly, Sasuke’s thumb brushed against the shell of her ear. It was an accidental movement, a mere slip of his hand as he shifted on the pillow, but the sensation made Karin jump.
"Ah!" she gasped, her knee jerking upward.
The wooden bowl in her lap rattled dangerously. Sasuke’s eyes snapped open, instantly clear and sharp, the instinct of a hunted missing-nin overriding his fatigue. His grip on her hair tightened automatically, pulling her down a few inches closer to his face.
"What is it?" he demanded, his voice sharp. "An enemy?"
"N-no! No!" Karin said quickly, her face mere inches from his now. She could smell the minty herb paste on his bandages and see the tiny flecks of dark grey in his irises. "No enemy! I just... my leg fell asleep. And... and I really need to wash this bowl please, Sasuke."
Sasuke stared up at her. Way longer. The proximity was dizzying. Karin could see the faint pulse in his throat. For a second, she thought he was going to snap at her, to tell her she was annoying and push her away. Her heart sank, bracing for the inevitable rejection.
Instead, Sasuke let out a long, slow sigh through his nose.
He didn't let go of her hair.
"Bring the basin here," he muttered.
Karin blinked, her brain stalling. "What?"
"The dishes," Sasuke said, his voice laced with irritated patience. "Bring them here. Wash them next to the futon."
"Are you insane?!" Karin squawked, her usual loud demeanor slipping back into place. "I can't bring a washbasin, soap, and dirty pots into the sleeping area! It'll get water all over the tatami! And besides, how am I supposed to carry all that here without moving my head?!"
Sasuke’s brow furrowed, a faint line appearing between his eyes. He looked genuinely annoyed that his logic had failed. He looked at his own hand, still buried in the bright red strands, as if realizing for the first time that he was the one causing the logistical nightmare.
For a moment, Karin thought "This is it." He’s going to let go.
His fingers loosened. The tension dropped. Karin felt a sudden, distinct pang of grief in her chest. The coldness of the room seemed to rush back in to fill the void.
But he didn't pull his hand away completely. Instead, his hand slid down from the roots of her hair, tracing the length of it until he caught the very ends of the strands, twirling them loosely around his index finger.
"Then stay," he murmured, his voice dropping to a whisper that was barely audible over the sound of the wind howling outside the ravine. He closed his eyes again, his head sinking deeper into the pillow. "The dishes can wait."
Karin sat frozen, her breath entirely suspended.
The rejection hadn't come. He had chosen the dirty dishes over letting her leave. It was a bizarre, twisted version of domesticity, completely warped by Uchiha dysfunction and the trauma of their lives, but to Karin, it was everything.
A slow, radiant smile spread across her face. She carefully set the empty bowl on the floor beside the futon, making sure not to pull on his hand. Then, with agonizing slowness, she shifted her weight, sliding off her numb leg and stretching it out beside the bedding.
Sasuke didn't stir, though his finger remained hooked in her hair, a tiny, bright red thread binding them together in the quiet dark of the safehouse.
From the hallway, the door creaked open again.
"Hey, Karin," Suigetsu’s voice whispered loudly from the crack in the door. "Jūgo found some wild berries. You want some, or are you still acting as an Uchiha headrest?"
Karin didn't even yell this time. She simply picked up her discarded eyeglasses from her lap, threw them with pinpoint accuracy at Suigetsu’s face, gave a little splash of water, and went back to watching Sasuke sleep.
The dishes could rot for all she cared. This is way important.
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⤷ Sonic wants Blaze to blush. Rouge wants Shadow to stutter. Naturally, they make a bet out of it. Both set out to do the impossible on the line, but Shadow and Blaze have no idea what's coming for them.
- sonaze & shadouge.
• Romance, Flirting, Fluff and Humour, Light Angst, Competitive Flirting, Gossip Buddies Sonic & Rouge, Dates, sol dimension, G.U.N. Apartments, fire imagery, Chaos Energy, Character Study. Emotional Vulnerability, Double Dates Gone Wrong (But Also Right)
• published date: 2026-06-19
• warning: slight suggestive
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The morning sun over Station Square didn’t so much shine as it filtered through a thick layer of ocean mist, casting the brick-lined patio of The Mocha Chao in a soft, pearlescent glow. It was early enough that the commuter rush hadn’t yet choked the streets, leaving the outdoor tables relatively isolated.
At the corner table, Rouge the Bat tilted her sunglasses down the bridge of her nose, her teal eyes tracking the blue blur that streaked across the drawbridge, hopped a turnstile, and materialized in the chair opposite her with a gentle breeze that ruffled the napkins.
"You're late, Blue," Rouge purred, leaning back and swirling the remaining foam in her iced vanilla latte. "And here I thought you were the fastest thing alive."
Sonic the Hedgehog grinned, his emerald eyes bright with that characteristic, infectious mischief. He tossed his legs over the arm of the wrought-iron chair, leaning back with his hands laced behind his head. "Hey, local traffic is no joke when you’re trying not to break the sound barrier in a school zone. Besides, a hero’s gotta pace himself. What’d I miss?"
"Nothing but the usual drab scenery," Rouge sighed, resting her chin in her hand. Her white fur was immaculate, her black bustier and tight pants spotless despite the early hour. "And, of course, the thrilling realization that my roommate has the emotional range of a damp piece of drywall."
Sonic let out a bark of laughter, dropping his feet back to the ground as the waiter slipped a tall black coffee and three chocolate croissants onto the table. "Shadow still giving you the silent treatment? What did you do this time? Move his favorite brooding chair?"
"Worse. I organized his weapon rack by caliber instead of 'tactical preference,'" Rouge rolled her eyes, though there was a distinct, soft tug at the corner of her lips that betrayed her annoyance. "He didn't speak to me for three days. Just sat in the dark, polishing Chaos Emeralds and radiating pure angst. It’s exhausting, Sonic. A girl likes a little reaction. A compliment, a scowl, a flush of color, or anything to prove there’s blood pumping under that black fur."
Sonic took a massive bite of a croissant, chewing thoughtfully before swallowing. "Yeah, I feel you. Believe me, I do. You think Shadow’s tough? Try dealing with imperial protocol. I went to the Sol Dimension last weekend. I spent three hours trying to get Blaze to laugh at a joke about Dr. Eggman's mustache, and she just stared at me like I was a particularly strange bug that had wandered into her throne room."
He leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table, his expression shifting from amusement to a softer, more wistful look. "She’s so... contained, you know? Like she’s holding this massive fire inside her—literally—but she’s got these steel walls up around it. I love her for it, don't get me wrong. She’s the fiercest, coolest person I know. But sometimes? Man, I just want to see her completely lose her cool. Just once. I want to see her blush so hard her ears twitch."
Rouge’s ears perked up instantly. The gossip was good, but the scent of a challenge was better. A slow, dangerous smile crept across her face, the kind that usually preceded a jewel heist.
"Oh? Is that a declaration of defeat, or a plea for advice?" Rouge teased, tapping her heart-shaped shadow-box heels against the table leg. "Because if we’re talking about breaking the unbreakable, ...I happen to be an expert. Shadow is a fortress, Sonic. A dark, gloomy, ultimate-lifeform fortress. But even fortresses have back doors."
"Yeah, well, Blaze is a palace surrounded by a moat of actual fire," Sonic countered, his competitive streak flaring up like a struck match. "You can’t just sneak in. You gotta be invited, or you gotta be fast enough to cross the bridge before it raises."
Rouge leaned over the table, her eyes gleaming. "Is that a challenge, hedgehog? Because I smell a wager."
Sonic blinked, then a matching grin spread across his face. "A wager? You and me? What are the stakes, bat-girl?"
"Simple," Rouge said, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "We have one week. Seven days to use every trick in our respective books to completely, utterly dismantle our partners' composure. I’m talking a total breakdown of their stoic facades. A stutter, a blush, a full-blown, stammering loss of words. No Chaos Emeralds, no literal fires, just romantic reaction."
Sonic chuckled, rubbing his nose with a knuckle. "And what does the winner get?"
Rouge tapped her chin. "If I win, you have to be my personal courier for a month. No complaints, no 'I’m too fast for errands.' You fetch my dry cleaning, you pick up my emerald shipments from G.U.N. headquarters, and you do it in a chauffeur’s cap."
Sonic gagged dramatically. "A chauffeur’s cap? You’re evil. Alright, fine. But when I win... you have to clean the Tornado. Inside and out. Hand-wash the wings, vacuum the cockpit, and polish the propeller until you can see your face in it. And no using G.U.N. drones to do it for you."
Rouge’s eyes narrowed slightly, then she extended a gloved hand across the table. "Deal. How do we prove it?"
"Honor system," Sonic said, shaking her hand with a firm, decisive grip. "But if you lie, I’ll know. Shadow’s face doesn't lie when he's miserable, and if you actually manage to make him blush, the atmosphere in Station Square will probably change."
"Likewise, darling," Rouge smiled, withdrawing her hand. "May the best flirt win."
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The Sol Dimension was always a different shade of beautiful. The sky over the Imperial Palace was a deep, burning violet as the sun began its descent, casting long, dramatic shadows across the marble courtyards.
Sonic didn't use the warp gates to make an entrance; he preferred the dramatic flair of simply appearing where he was wanted. He slid into the courtyard, his red sneakers scuffing against the polished white stone, stopping just short of the grand balcony where Imperial Guardian Blaze the Cat stood, her back to him.
Blaze was, as always, the picture of royal dignity. Her lavender fur was pristine, her coat immaculate, and her gold necklace caught the dying light of the sun. Her tail gave a single, slow flick as he approached, the only indicator that she had sensed his arrival long before he stopped.
"You're loud today, Sonic," Blaze said softly, her voice carrying that distinct, melodic cadence of someone born to rule. She didn't turn around immediately, keeping her gaze fixed on the horizon where the ocean met the sky.
"Gotta keep you on your toes, Princess," Sonic said, sauntering up to the railing beside her. He leaned his back against the stone, looking at her profile instead of the sunset. Up close, he could see the slight tension in her shoulders—the perpetual burden of a world that constantly needed saving, or a court that constantly needed managing.
"Is something wrong?" she asked, finally turning her head to look at him. Her amber eyes were intense, clear, and utterly calm. "You have a look about you. The kind you wear when you are about to do something foolish."
"Ouch. Harsh critique," Sonic laughed, but he didn't pull back. Instead, he took half a step closer, invading her personal space just enough to feel the faint, natural warmth that radiated from her skin. "Can't a guy just come see his favorite cat without an agenda?"
"You always have an agenda, Sonic. Usually, it involves running somewhere or eating something terrible for your digestion." Blaze turned fully now, crossing her arms over her chest. It was a defensive posture, a habit born of years of isolation.
Sonic took a breath. Alright, step one. Break the physical distance.
He reached out, his gloved hand moving deliberately slowly so she wouldn't mistake it for an attack. He caught her hand, the one tucked under her arm, and gently pulled it free. Her skin was warm, hot, even, compared to most, but to Sonic, who lived at the speed, it felt like home.
Blaze blinked, her amber eyes widening slightly at the sudden contact. She didn't pull away, but her fingers tensed within his grip. "Sonic?"
"You work too hard, Blaze," he said, his voice dropping an octave, losing the bouncy, energetic edge he usually maintained. He used his other hand to gently brush a stray lock of lavender fur away from her forehead, his fingers lingering near the gold jewel set into her brow. "Seriously. Look at you. You're always standing guard. Always watching the horizon. When do you ever just... stop?"
Blaze’s throat cleared, a small, subtle click of her jaw. "I am the Imperial Guardian. It is my duty to—"
"Your duty can wait for five minutes," Sonic interrupted softly. He stepped even closer, until his chest was nearly brushing hers. The height difference was minimal, but the shift in dynamic was massive. Sonic was usually a blur of motion, a creature who couldn't stay still long enough to be perceived. Right now, he was a mountain. Immovable. Focused entirely on her.
He brought her hand up, not to his lips, that was too cliché, too much like a fairytale prince, which he definitely wasn't, but to his cheek. He pressed her palm against his fur, letting her feel the steady, rhythmic beat of his pulse beneath his skin.
"Sonic," Blaze whispered, and for the first time, there was a tremor in her voice. A tiny crack in the marble. "What are you doing?"
"Just testing a theory," Sonic murmured, his emerald eyes locked onto hers with an intensity that made the air between them feel thick. "I wanted to see if the fire inside you is always burning, or if it just lights up when I'm around."
A sharp, audible intake of breath escaped Blaze’s lips.
For a second, the gold jewel on her forehead flared with a brilliant, white-hot spark. A sudden wave of heat rolled off her body, so intense that Sonic could feel his own ears burning. A dark pink flush crawled from beneath her white collar, flooding up her neck and staining her lavender cheeks a vivid crimson.
Her tail snapped straight up, the fur at the tip puffing out like a bottle brush.
"I—you—that is highly irregular!" Blaze stammered, her voice jumping half an octave. She pulled her hand back as if she had been burned—ironic, considering she was the one who controlled the flame. She stumbled back a step, her boots clicking erratically against the stone. "Sonic the Hedgehog, you cannot simply... arrive and speak such... such nonsensical..."
She trailed off, her hands fluttering near her chest, her face so red it looked like she might actually combust. She looked down, then up, then at the sky, utterly unable to hold his gaze.
Sonic stood his ground, a massive, triumphant grin spreading across his face. Her ears were twitching. Both of them. Like little radar dishes trying to pick up a signal that had gone completely haywire.
"Gotcha," Sonic chuckled, though his own heart was hammering against his ribs in a way that had nothing to do with running.
"Silence!" Blaze snapped, though there was absolutely no venom in it. She turned her back to him rapidly, her hands covering her face as a tiny puff of smoke curled out from between her fingers. "Go away. Go back to your dimension. I am busy. I have... documents to sign."
"Right. Documents. At sunset," Sonic teased, stepping up behind her and gently placing his hands on her shoulders. The heat radiating from her was immense now, like standing next to a furnace, but he didn't care. He leaned down, his mouth right next to her ear. "See you later, Princess. Don't work too hard."
He let go and vanished in a streak of blue light, leaving behind a very flustered and very confused imperial cat who was currently trying to fan herself with a royal decree.
Meanwhile, across the dimensional divide, the atmosphere in the Central City G.U.N. residential complex was significantly cooler.
The apartment shared by Team Dark was spacious, funded entirely by government stipends, and decorated in a style that could best be described as "high-tech espionage meets gothic luxury."
Rouge had the master bedroom, which looked like a jewelry store had exploded inside a velvet curtain; Shadow had the smaller room, which contained a bed, a desk, a computer, and absolutely nothing else. Typical.
At 9:00 PM, Shadow the Hedgehog was sitting at the kitchen island, a single mug of black coffee in front of him. He was reviewing a mission briefing on a tablet, his crimson eyes scanning the data with the clinical precision of a machine. He didn't look up when the front door clicked open. He didn't look up when the scent of expensive perfume nor a certain smooth jazz filled the air.
"Evening, handsome," Rouge said, her voice a low, honeyed purr as she walked into the kitchen. She didn't drop her keys on the counter; she slid them across the marble, right into the edge of his tablet.
Shadow didn't move. He reached out with one white-gloved hand, pushed the keys aside, and continued reading. "You're late. Commander Tower expected your report on the jewel smuggling ring two hours ago."
"Oh, please. Tower can wait," Rouge said, dismissing the military hierarchy with a wave of her hand. She walked around the island, her movements slow, deliberate, and feline. She didn't sit on the barstool next to him. Instead, she leaned against the counter right beside his arm, her hip brushing against his shoulder.
Shadow’s ear gave a tiny, almost imperceptible twitch. He didn't move away, but his posture stiffened slightly. "Rouge. You are crowding me."
"Am I?" she cooed, leaning down so her face was level with his. She rested her chin on her hand, her teal eyes wide and sparkling with mischief. "I thought we were partners, Shadow. Partners share space. Partners share... secrets."
Shadow’s eyes flicked toward her for a moment before returning to the screen. "The blue hedgehog is an idiot. Your choice of conversational partners remains questionable."
"Maybe," Rouge smiled, her fingers migrating from the mug to the back of Shadow's hand. She didn't grab it; she just let the tips of her fingers trail lightly over the white fabric of his glove, right over the gold inhibitor ring around his wrist. "But he said something interesting. He said that for all your 'Ultimate Lifeform' talk, you're actually remarkably simple. He bet me that you couldn't handle a real distraction."
Shadow’s pen-stylus paused above the screen. The air in the room grew suddenly heavy, the faint, ambient static of Chaos energy beginning to prickle against Rouge’s fur.
"The hedgehog thinks I am easily distracted?" Shadow said, his voice dropping into a dangerous, quiet growl. He finally turned his head, his crimson eyes locking onto hers with the intensity of a predator. "He lacks the capacity to understand my focus. Nothing distracts me from my purpose."
"Nothing?" Rouge purred. She didn't flinch from the stare; she thrived in it. She moved closer, her chest almost touching his arm, her wings flaring out slightly behind her to close off his exit paths. She reached up with her free hand, her fingers gently catching the edge of his chin, forcing him to keep his face turned toward hers.
Shadow didn't break the contact. His eyes narrowed, his breath hitching just an inch as she leaned in until their noses were almost touching.
"What if the distraction is right here?" Rouge whispered, her breath warm against his muzzle. Her eyes dropped to his lips, then back to his eyes. "What if I told you that I don't give a damn about the smuggler report, or G.U.N., or Sonic’s stupid bets? What if I told you that I’ve been sitting across from you for years, waiting for you to realize that the most valuable treasure in this room isn't in my vault?"
Shadow went utterly, completely still.
The clinical, detached expression he wore like armor cracked. His pupils dilated significantly, the red of his irises swallowing up the white of his eyes for a brief moment. His chest gave a heavy, sudden heave, his breath caught in his throat.
Rouge didn't stop. She let her fingers slide down his chin, tracing the line of his neck, her thumb brushing against the soft, thick white fur on his chest. She knew how sensitive he was there, it was the center of his Chaos output, the place where his energy was most raw.
"Tell me, Shadow," she murmured, her voice a vibration against his skin. "Are you still focused on the report?"
A sudden dusky flush began to spread across Shadow’s muzzle, bleeding through the tan skin beneath his black fur. His ears pinned themselves flat against his head, a universal sign of a hedgehog caught entirely off guard.
His hand, still resting on the counter, clenched into a fist so tight the leather of his glove groaned.
"Rouge...—" his voice cracked. It was a raspy sound, completely devoid of his usual authority. He looked down at her lips, then back to her eyes, his jaw working as if he were trying to find words that had suddenly been erased from his vocabulary.
"Yes, handsome?" Rouge smiled, her victory within arm's reach.
Shadow swallowed hard. His energy flared, not defensively, but erratically, like a radio station losing its signal. A tiny green spark danced across his inhibitor ring. He pulled back, but he didn't run. He just stood up from the barstool so fast it rattled against the counter, his hands gripping the edge of the marble to steady himself.
"I... I need to calibrate my boots," he said, his voice stiff, forced, and entirely too fast. He didn't look at her. He couldn't. His face was still burning and his tail was twitching like a metronome set to maximum speed. "The propulsion sensors are... inefficient."
"Oh? Is that what it is?" Rouge laughed softly, leaning back against the counter and crossing her legs, looking every bit the cat that swallowed the canary. "And here I thought you were just glad to see me."
Shadow didn't answer. He turned on his heel and walked—not ran, because that would imply panic, but definitely marched, toward his bedroom. He slammed the door shut behind him, the sound echoing through the quiet apartment.
A second later, the lock clicked.
Rouge burst out laughing, a loud, triumphant sound that echoed into the hallway. She pulled out her communicator, her fingers flying across the screen as she pulled up Sonic’s contact info.
Score one for Team Bat, she texted. The Ultimate Lifeform has fled the field.
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The next three days were a masterclass in psychological warfare.
Sonic and Rouge met again at the cafe on Thursday, both of them sporting grins that could light up a city grid.
"She puffed out, Rouge," Sonic said, practically vibrating in his seat. "Her tail looked like a duster. I didn't even know cats could do that! And the heat—man, I thought my shoes were gonna melt."
"Please, that’s amateur," Rouge countered, sipping her drink with supreme satisfaction. "Shadow literally locked himself in his room for twelve hours. When he finally came out to get water, he wouldn't look me in the eye. He used Chaos Control just to get from the fridge back to his room so he wouldn't have to walk past me."
Sonic winced. "Oof. That’s cold. Or hot? I don't know. But the bet’s not over yet. A one-time blush is good, but the rules said total breakdown of composure. We need them to crumble. Completely."
"Agreed," Rouge said, her eyes narrowing. "We need a venue. ...A double date."
Sonic blinked. "A double date? You, me, Shadow, and Blaze? Are you insane? Shadow and Blaze in the same room is already a powder keg. If we start flirting with them at the same time, the restaurant’s gonna explode."
"Then we pick a sturdy restaurant," Rouge grinned. "Tonight. There’s a new place downtown—The Obsidian Room. Very dark, very private, very expensive. I’ll tell Shadow it's a team-building exercise with G.U.N. affiliates. You tell Blaze it's a diplomatic cultural exchange."
Sonic laughed, a wild, reckless sound. "Oh, she’s gonna hate that definition. I’m in. Let’s do it!"
The Obsidian Room lived up to its name. The walls were black glass, the lighting was provided by small, flickering candles on each table, and the music was a low, ambient jazz that felt like a velvet blanket.
Blaze sat stiffly in her chair, her dark purple dress-coat buttoned to the chin despite the warmth of the room. She looked out of place among the city elite, her royal posture making her look like a statue carved from amethyst. Across from her sat Shadow, wearing his usual black G.U.N. jacket, his arms crossed over his chest, his eyes fixed on the candle flame between them as if he were trying to extinguish it with his mind.
Sonic and Rouge sat on the outside of the booth, framing their respective partners like two devils on a set of shoulders.
"So," Sonic began, breaking the oppressive silence with the subtlety of a flashbang. "Great atmosphere, right? Very... romantic."
Blaze’s ears flicked. "Sonic, you informed me this was a briefing regarding inter-dimensional security cooperation."
"Did I? Must've misspoken," Sonic grinned, leaning his elbow on the table and resting his chin in his hand, looking up at her through his eyelids. "I meant it was a briefing on how beautiful you look in this light."
Shadow let out a low, irritated scoff from across the table. "Disgusting."
"Oh, don't be a spoilsport, let’s see some action," Rouge purred, shifting closer to Shadow until her wing shrugged against his shoulder. "Look at them. They’re adorable. Unlike you, who looks like you’re waiting for a funeral."
"I am waiting for this meal to end," Shadow said coldly. "The blue one's presence is detrimental to my cognitive functions."
"Hey! I'm right here, Shads," Sonic laughed. He reached under the table, his foot finding Blaze’s boot and gently tapping it.
Blaze stiffened, her eyes snapping to Sonic. She didn't move her foot away, but her hand clenched around her water glass. "Sonic. Control yourself."
"Can't," Sonic murmured, his voice dropping into that smooth, quiet tone he had used on the balcony. He reached across the table, his fingers brushing against hers on the stem of the glass. "Not when you're sitting right there looking like a whole kingdom I’d like to conquer."
A tiny clink echoed from the glass. A thin hairline crack appeared in the crystal as a sudden spike of heat from Blaze’s fingers stressed the material. Her face instantly flushed that bright, royal purple-pink. "Sonic! We are in public!"
"And? They’re looking at us anyway," Sonic smiled, completely unbothered.
Across the table, Rouge took note of the success and immediately turned up the heat on her own target. She didn't go for the hand; she went for the ear. She leaned close to Shadow, her lips nearly touching the sensitive black fur of his earlobe, her breath a warm, deliberate sigh.
"You know, Shadow," she whispered, her voice carrying beneath the soft music. "If you scowl any harder, those pretty red stripes on your head might just pop right off. Why don't you relax? Let me loosen that collar for you."
Her gloved fingers reached up, slowly untucking the high zipper of his G.U.N. jacket, her knuckles brushing against the skin of his throat.
Shadow’s eyes widened. He didn't pull away, he couldn't, not with the table blocking him and Rouge pressing into his side. His breath came in a short, sharp gasp. The flush returned to his muzzle with a vengeance, creeping all the way up to the tips of his ears.
"Rouge... cease," Shadow hissed, but the command had no teeth. His voice was thick, heavy, his fingers digging into the fabric of his jeans so hard the denim began to fray.
"Make me," Rouge challenged, her eyes dark with amusement as she leaned even closer, her lips brushing the edge of his cheek.
The table was suddenly caught in a bizarre thermodynamic anomaly.
On Sonic’s side, the candle flame began to grow, fed by the ambient heat rolling off Blaze, who was currently hiding her face behind her menu, her ears twitching so violently they looked like they were trying to fly away. On Rouge’s side, tiny green sparks of Chaos energy were jumping off Shadow’s inhibitor rings, causing the restaurant's electronic menu tablet to flicker and reboot repeatedly.
"This is... unacceptable," Blaze muttered from behind the menu, her voice muffled but distinctly high-pitched. "The decorum of this establishment is... is..."
"Is perfect," Sonic finished for her, reaching over and gently pulling the menu down to reveal her flushed, beautiful face. He offered her a soft, genuine smile, one devoid of the competition, just pure admiration. "Relax, Blaze. You don't have to be the Guardian tonight. Just be here with me."
Blaze’s eyes softened, her shoulders finally dropping an inch. The flush didn't leave her face, but the heat settled into a comfortable, warm glow. "You are... incredibly persistent, Sonic."
"Runs in the family," he grinned.
Across from them, Shadow had managed to regain a modicum of control, though his ears were still pinned back and his face was still dark with color. He looked at Rouge, his expression a mix of irritation and something much deeper, much more intense.
"You think you are clever," Shadow muttered, his voice low and dangerous.
"You know I am, darling," Rouge smiled, leaning her head on his shoulder.
Shadow didn't push her off. He let out a long, defeated sigh, his arm dropping from his chest to rest on the seat behind her, his fingers gently catching the edge of her wing in a rare, private gesture of acceptance. "You are an infuriating woman."
"That's why you love me," she whispered, with a spark in her eyes.
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The final day of the bet arrived, and the score was a dead heat. Both Sonic and Rouge had managed to crack the armor, but neither had achieved the ultimate goal. The kind that couldn't be recovered from with a quick exit or a clever retort.
Sonic decided it was time for the grand finale. He invited Blaze to the Green Hill zone, not for a run, not for a battle, but for a picnic at the highest peak, where the loop-de-loops met the sky.
The afternoon was warm, the grass a vibrant, impossible green under a checkered sky. Sonic had set up a blanket, complete with a basket of pastries he had flown in from five different cities.
Blaze sat on the blanket, her legs tucked neatly beneath her white skirt. She had left her heavy coat at the palace, wearing only her tunic, looking relaxed in a way she rarely allowed herself to be.
Sonic lay on his back beside her, his head resting on his hands, looking up at the clouds. "Hey, Blaze?"
"Yes, Sonic?" she asked, turning her head to look down at him. The sun caught her amber eyes, making them look like liquid gold.
"Do you remember when we first met?" Sonic asked, his voice quiet, drifting on the breeze. "You were so angry. So focused on doing everything yourself. You told me you didn't need friends. You told me the fire was your burden alone."
Blaze’s expression softened, a nostalgic, slightly pained look crossing her features. "I remember. I was very foolish. I did not understand that sharing the flame does not diminish it."
Sonic sat up, turning to face her fully. He didn't use his usual arrogant smirk. His expression was serious, his eyes wide and honest. He reached out and took both of her hands in his, holding them firmly.
"I’m glad you let me share it," Sonic said softly. "Because honestly? Living at the speed I do, everything passes by in a blur. People, places, adventures—it all just flashes past. But when I look at you? Everything stops. You’re the only thing in two dimensions that’s fast enough to keep up with me, and the only thing warm enough to make me want to stay still."
Blaze froze.
This wasn't a playful line at a restaurant. This wasn't a tease on a balcony. This was Sonic, the most reckless, free-spirited creature in existence, telling her that she was his anchor.
Her amber eyes widened to their absolute limit. The lavender fur on her cheeks didn't just turn pink; it turned a deep, dark, fiery crimson that extended all the way to the tips of her ears.
"Sonic... I..." she began, her voice cracking completely.
Then, the composure broke.
A sudden, uncontrolled burst of flame erupted from her hands, not a dangerous one, but a brilliant, beautiful firework display of orange and gold sparks that shot up into the air like a fountain. Her tail went completely wild, thumping against the picnic blanket in a rapid, uncontrolled rhythm like a happy puppy, completely betraying her royal dignity.
"Oh my goodness!" she cried, her voice squeaking as she dropped her head onto his chest, her hands clutching at his side to hide her face. She was trembling, her entire body radiating a heat so intense the grass around the blanket began to wither slightly. "You cannot—you must not say such things without warning! My heart... it is not designed for such velocity!"
Sonic let out a soft laugh, wrapping his arms around her and holding her close against his chest. Her ears were twitching erratically against his chin, her tail still thumping against his leg.
"Composure broken," Sonic whispered into her fur, his heart bursting with a warmth that had nothing to do with her fire. "I win."
"Silence, you insufferable hedgehog," Blaze mumbled into his chest, though she didn't pull away. She only held him tighter, her fire settling into a steady, comforting warmth that wrapped around them both like a blanket.
At that exact moment, in the G.U.N. apartment in Central City, Rouge was executing her own final strike.
Shadow was at his desk, working on a tactical map. The room was quiet, save for the clicking of his keyboard.
Rouge walked in without knocking. She wasn't wearing her usual outfit; she was wearing an oversized black hoodie that belonged to him, the sleeves hanging past her hands, her slick white fur peeking out from the collar. She walked straight up to his chair, turned around, and sat directly in his lap, blocking his view of the screen.
Shadow stopped typing. His hands hovered over the keyboard, his chest pressing against her back. "Rouge. I am working."
"Work can wait," she said, leaning back against his chest. She reached up, her gloved hands catching his face, forcing him to tilt his head down. She looked up at him, her teal eyes completely devoid of their usual playful armor. They were vulnerable and completely sincere.
"Shadow," she said softly, her voice a gentle caress. "Do you know why I stay here? Why I don't just take my jewels and fly off to a chalet in the Alps?"
Shadow didn't answer. His breath was shallow, his eyes locked onto hers.
"Because you're my home," Rouge whispered, her thumb brushing over the red stripe beside his eye. "Everyone thinks you're this weapon. This cold, unfeeling tool of destruction. But I know the hedgehog who makes coffee for me in the morning. I know the hedgehog who stands guard outside my door when I have a nightmare. You're the ultimate lifeform, Shadow, but to me... you're just the person I want to wake up to for the rest of my life."
Shadow’s eyes widened.
The stoic, unreadable Ultimate Lifeform vanished.
A blush exploded across his muzzle, traveling up his ears until they turned nearly purple. His jaw dropped slightly, his mouth opening and closing as he searched for a response that simply didn't exist in his database.
"Rouge... you..." he stammered.
The ultimate breakdown arrived not with a bang, but with a total system failure. Shadow’s arms, which had been resting at his sides, suddenly wrapped around her waist with a desperate, crushing intensity. He buried his face into the crook of her neck, his entire body trembling as a low, rumbling purr, a sound he hadn't made since his days on the Space Colony ARK, escaped his chest.
It was a deep, vibrating sound, completely involuntary, revealing a vulnerability he kept hidden from the entire universe.
"You are... unfair," Shadow choked out, his voice muffled by her fur, his grip tightening until she could feel the steady, rapid thumping of his heart against her ribs. "You... I am not equipped for this."
Rouge smiled, a soft, victorious, and incredibly tender expression crossing her face. She wrapped her arms around his head, her fingers stroking his quills as his purr vibrated through her own chest.
"I know, handsome," she whispered, kissing the top of his ear. "I know."
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The following Monday, the Mocha Chao was bustling with the midday crowd. Sonic sat at the corner table, a pair of aviator sunglasses on his face, a smug grin plastered across his muzzle.
Rouge walked up to the table, her steps light, though she carried a distinct air of resignation. She dropped a large, heavy leather bag onto the table with a loud thud.
"What's that?" Sonic asked, tilting his sunglasses down.
"Your winnings," Rouge sighed, sliding into her chair and crossing her arms. "Inside that bag is a bottle of high-grade wax, a microfiber cloth, and a custom-ordered chauffeur’s cap. You may expect the Tornado to be spotless by Wednesday."
Sonic blinked, his jaw dropping. "Wait... you're conceding? You? Rouge the Bat, admitting defeat?"
"Shadow purred, Sonic," Rouge said, her voice dropping to a whisper as a faint pink tint touched her own cheeks. "A full-blown, rib-rattling purr. He buried his face in my neck and forgot how to speak English for ten minutes. My composure was broken just as much as his. It was a total system collapse."
Sonic let out a loud, triumphant cheer, throwing his hands in the air. "Yes! The Tornado is getting a wash! Oh, Tails is gonna be so happy!"
"Yeah, yeah, enjoy your victory, blue boy," Rouge rolled her eyes, though she couldn't hide the soft smile that tugged at her lips. "But don't think you got off easy. How did the precious princess handle it?"
Sonic leaned back, his grin softening into something warm and genuinely happy. "Firetastic! Literal fireworks. She hid her face in my chest and her tail was thumping excited."
Rouge chuckled, shaking her head. "We really are a pair of menaces, aren't we?"
"The worst," Sonic agreed, raising his coffee mug in a toast. "To breaking the unbreakable."
"To the stoic ones," Rouge smiled, clinking her latte glass against his mug. "And the absolute fools who love them."
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⤷ of prongs and penitentiaries | ao3 | 6,752 words
⤷ When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the gaps of a dinner fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually.
- freddie-centric. seddie.
• Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Romantic Comedy, Idiots in Love, chaotic - Freeform, Emotional Intimacy, Sam Puckett being Sam Puckett, Bickering, food as a love language, Jail, Soft Seddie, Post-Series but make it cozy, hurt/comfort if you squint, Mutual Longing (Even Though They're Already Dating), Older Seddie, POV First Person
• published date: 2026-06-10
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The metal was cool against my eyebrow.
I held the heavy, slightly tarnished salad fork exactly three inches from my right eye, closing my left until the world blurred into a localized, silver-barred reality. Through the four stainless-steel prongs, the Bushwick apartment kitchen was chopped into neat, vertical slices.
And there she was. Inmate #0417. Alias: The Puckett. Danger Level: Catastrophic.
Currently, the inmate was standing on top of Spencer’s reclaimed-wood kitchen island, wearing a faded gray sweat-jacket with the sleeves hacked off at the elbows and a pair of flannel pajama pants covered in cartoon hamsters. She was holding a butter knife aloft like a broadsword, aggressively carving the congealed top layer off a giant, industrial-sized tub of cheese dip she had undoubtedly stolen from a wholesale market.
"If you look at me like that for one more second, Benson, I’m going to throw this chunk of cheddar-blend directly into your left lung," Sam barked, not even looking up from her excavation.
"I’m not looking at you," I said, my voice deadpan, my hand perfectly steady. I adjusted the fork slightly to the left, centering her entire torso between the middle two prongs. Maximum security. "I am observing a specimen. There's a difference."
"Yeah? Well, your specimen is about to break your nose." She scraped a massive, orange glob onto a stale pretzel nugget and shoved the entire thing into her mouth. She chewed with the rhythmic, terrifying force of a woodchipper. "Why are you holding a fork like a monocle anyway? You look like a dork who's trying to calibrate his eyeball."
"It heals me... spiritually," I murmured, staring through the metal bars.
It really did. It was a coping mechanism I’d developed approximately seven months into our... whatever this was. Our relationship. Our chaotic, shared orbit. Our mutually assured destruction pact.
Whenever she did something that made my blood pressure spike into the triple digits, which was usually on days ending in 'y'—I would just trap her in Fork Jail.
Inside Fork Jail, she couldn't break my tech. Inside Fork Jail, she couldn't eat my leftovers. Inside Fork Jail, she was safely contained, and the world was logical, orderly, and peaceful.
"Fork jail," she muttered, finally looking up. Her blue eyes narrowed, tracking the angle of the silverware. A slow, dangerous smirk crept across her face, the kind of look that usually preceded an explosion or a call from the Seattle Fire Department. "Oh, I get it. You think I’m locked up. You think those little metal teeth can hold me."
"They're doing a great job so far," I said, refusing to drop my hand. "The warden is very satisfied with your lack of compliance, but appreciates that you cannot physically cross the threshold of the second prong."
Sam dropped the butter knife. It hit the counter with a loud clack. She let out a low, guttural growl, her shoulders hunching forward into that classic, predatory stance she used right before she tackled someone into a row of garbage cans.
"Benson," she purred, her voice dropping an octave. "You've got three seconds to drop the perimeter, or I’m going to jailbreak all over your face."
"Prisoner is threatening the staff," I narrated to myself, my heart doing a stupid, familiar little flip in my chest. Even when she looked like she wanted to dismember me, she was entirely, breathtakingly captivating. It was a sickness, really. "The guards are reinforcing the barricades."
She didn't give me a count of three. She gave me half a second.
With a feral yell, Sam launched herself off the kitchen island.
To understand how we got here, you have to understand the last forty-eight hours.
Sam had officially moved her primary base of operations into my apartment (and by extension, Spencer and Carly’s old place, since we basically treated the entire floor of the building as one giant, continuous living space) about four months ago.
It wasn't an official "Let's sign a lease" kind of move. It was a gradual, hostile takeover.
First, it was a spare pair of combat boots in the hallway. Then, a vintage, grease-stained leather jacket hung over my ergonomic desk chair. Then, suddenly, my refrigerator was seventy percent cured meats and thirty percent various condiments she had smuggled out of Pearly's Seafood Shanty.
I loved her. I loved her so much it felt like a physical weight in my chest, a warm, heavy thing that made me stupidly happy even when she was making my life an absolute nightmare.
But god, she was a nightmare.
The current war had started on Monday. I had been working on a freelance video-editing gig for a local commercial client, using my high-end, custom-calibrated wide-angle lens. It was a six-hundred-dollar piece of glass. I had left it on the coffee table for precisely four minutes while I went to the bathroom.
When I coming back, the lens was gone, replaced by a half-eaten ham sandwich and a sticky note that read: BORROWED THIS TO SEE IF I COULD FOCUS THE SUNBEAM INTO A LASER TO BURN HOLES IN GIBBY’S SHOES.
The lens had eventually been returned, miraculously un-shattered, but it was covered in what smelled suspiciously like barbecue sauce.
I had retaliated by hiding her favorite remote control, the one she used to watch trashy reality TV at three in the morning at maximum volume, inside a locked, biometric safe that required my thumbprint to open.
She had responded by filling my shampoo bottle with blue food coloring. I had spent all of Tuesday looking like a rejected member of the Blue Man Group, scrubbing my scalp until it was raw while she sat on the counter, cackling and throwing grapes at my head.
And now, it was Wednesday. A rainy, gray, miserable Seattle Wednesday, the kind of day that bred cabin fever and violent impulses.
"Get back here!" Sam screamed, her sneakers squeaking violently against the hardwood floor as she scrambled around the couch.
I vaulted over the back of Spencer’s old target-practice sofa, dropping the fork into my pocket and scrambling for high ground. My heart was pounding, a wild, electric rush of adrenaline that was entirely too exhilarating for a couple who was supposed to be deciding what to order for dinner.
"The perimeter has been breached!" I yelled, skidding around the spiral staircase. "Inmate is at large! She is armed with cheese-breath and a complete lack of regard for human rights!"
"I’ll show you lack of regard!" Sam lunged, her fingers catching the back of my hoodie.
She yanked. Hard.
I lost my footing, my sneakers sliding on the slick wood, and we both went down in a chaotic, tangled heap of limbs, fabric, and breathless laughter. I hit the floor first, the breath knocking out of my lungs with a sharp oof, and a millisecond later, Sam landed squarely on top of my chest.
She was heavy, solid, and completely unbothered by the impact. Her knees pinned my biceps to the floor, her hands instantly flying to my wrists to clamp them down against the hardwood. Her long blonde curls were a wild, static-charged halo around her face, her cheeks flushed a bright, vibrant pink from the exertion.
"Gotcha," she panted, her chest heaving against mine. She was grinning down at me, a fierce, triumphant, terrifyingly beautiful expression. "Prison break successful. What’s the sentence for assaulting a guard, Benson?"
"Life without parole," I wheezed, trying to blink through the hair that had fallen into my eyes. My wrists were trapped under her fingers, but she wasn't actually squeezing hard enough to hurt. She never did. For all her talk about bone-crushing violence, her grip on me during these scuffles was always carefully calibrated. She wanted to win, but she didn't want to break me. Not anymore.
"Good," she whispered, leaning down until her nose was barely an inch from mine. I could smell the sharp, artificial tang of the cheese dip, mixed with the clean, comforting scent of her laundry detergent and the faint, metallic hint of leather. "Because I’m not planning on leaving."
My breath hitched. It always did when she got this close, when the manic, chaotic energy of our bickering suddenly collapsed into something thick, heavy, and intensely intimate. The room around us felt completely silent, save for the sound of the rain drumming against the skylight above Spencer’s studio.
"Sam," I said, my voice dropping its playful edge, turning soft and a little raspy.
"Fred," she mimicked, but the sharp grin melted into something looser, softer around the corners. Her blue eyes searched mine, tracking the movement of my mouth, the slight twitch of my jaw.
She leaned down that last remaining inch, her lips pressing against mine in a kiss that was initially hard and competitive, a final punctuation mark on her victory, but quickly softened into something deep, slow, and devastatingly tender.
When Sam Puckett kisses you, it’s not a gentle, cinematic affair. It’s an immersive experience.
Her lips were soft, but there was an intensity to the way she moved against me, a silent, fierce demand that I participate fully. I managed to wrench one of my hands free from her loose grip, reaching up to cup the back of her neck. My fingers tangled into her thick, unruly curls, pulling her closer until there was absolutely no space left between us.
She let out a small, muffled sound against my mouth, a low, contented hum that vibrated directly into my chest, and shifted her weight, settling her hips more comfortably against mine.
It was warm. It was perfect. It made me forget about the blue food coloring currently staining my hairline and the fact that my lower back was resting directly against a stray Lego brick.
When she finally pulled back, she didn't move away. She rested her forehead against mine, both of us breathing heavily, our breaths mingling in the cool air of the loft.
"You're still a dork," she whispered, her eyelashes brushing against my cheekbone as she blinked.
"And you're still a convict," I whispered back, my hand gently tracing the curve of her jaw line, my thumb wiping away a tiny smear of orange cheese dip from the corner of her lip. "A highly volatile, unhygienic convict."
"Hey." She bit my thumb, gently, just enough to leave a fleeting indentation. "Watch the mouth, tech-puck. Or I'll find another bottle of food coloring. I hear your mom has some magenta dye in her laundry room."
"Don't you dare bring my mother into this domestic dispute."
Sam laughed, a genuine, throaty sound that echoed off the high ceilings. She rolled off me, tossing herself onto her back onto the floor beside me. We lay there side by side, staring up at the skylight. The rain was coming down harder now, washing over the glass in gray, distorted sheets.
"I'm hungry," Sam announced after about thirty seconds of silence.
"You literally just ate half a tub of cheese," I pointed out, staring at the ceiling.
"That was an appetizer. A pre-snack. It doesn't count toward my daily caloric intake if I consumed it while standing up." She turned her head to look at me, her cheek pressed against the hardwood. "Let's go to the Groovy Smoothie."
"It's pouring outside, Samantha. It's like a monsoon out there."
"So? We won't melt. Well, you might, since you're made of sugar and spice and everything nice, but I'm made of structural steel and pork products. I'll shield you."
I rolled my head over to look at her. She was staring at me with those wide, deceptively innocent blue eyes, the ones she used whenever she wanted me to do something stupid, like drive her to a meatpacking plant at midnight or build a custom automated meatball dispenser for her bedroom.
"We have food here," I said, though I already knew I was going to lose this argument. I always lost. I liked losing to her, which was probably something I needed to discuss with a licensed therapist. "I can make those paninis you like. The ones with the spicy salami and the smoked gouda."
Sam’s eyes lit up for a fraction of a second, the panini argument was powerful, but then she shook her head, a stubborn set to her jaw. "No. I want a Blueberry Boulder smoothie and a giant soft pretzel. And I want to see T-Bo yell at someone. I need ambient conflict, Freddie. The peace in this apartment is stifling my creativity."
"We were literally wrestling on the floor ten seconds ago."
"Yeah, but that was affectionate," she said matter-of-time, reaching over to yank on the strings of my hoodie. "I need real, raw, stranger-on-stranger hostility to keep my edge. Come on. Get up. Drive me."
I sighed, a long, dramatic sound designed to convey exactly how much of a martyr I was being, and pushed myself up into a sitting position. "Fine. But you're paying."
Sam scoffed, scrambling to her feet with an agility that defied the amount of dairy she had just consumed. "With what money, Benson? My charm? My winning personality?"
"Your actual money, Puckett. The cash you keep hidden inside that hollowed-out dictionary on your nightstand."
She paused, her eyes widening slightly in genuine surprise. "How do you know about the dictionary?"
"Sam, it's a copy of The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary. You haven't looked at a book voluntarily since 2011. It was either a safe or a very poorly placed prop." I stood up, brushing the dust off my jeans. "Come on. Grab your jacket. If we're going into the storm, I need my heavy boots."
The drive to the Groovy Smoothie was exactly what you would expect when Sam Puckett was in the passenger seat of a second-hand station wagon.
She spent the first five minutes changing the radio station every three seconds, looking for what she called "driving meat music," which apparently translated to aggressive 90s grunge rock that made my speakers rattle in their plastic housings. When she finally found a song she liked, she proceeded to play air drums on the dashboard with two plastic spoons she had pulled out of her pocket, completely oblivious to the fact that she was nearly knocking my phone mount out of place.
"Can you please not break the dash?" I pleaded, navigating through a particularly treacherous puddle on standard Seattle asphalt. "The alignment is already off."
"The alignment is off because you drive like an old lady going to a quilting bee," Sam yelled over the music, hitting a particularly aggressive roll on the glove compartment. "Speed it up, Benson! Tap into your inner criminal! Live a little!"
"I am living! I am living safely and defensively in accordance with municipal traffic laws!"
"Boring!" She reached over, her hand unexpectedly wrapping around the back of my neck. Her palm was warm, her fingers gently squeezing the tense muscles right at the base of my skull. It was a remarkably grounding gesture, a sudden, quiet contrast to the chaotic noise filling the car. She leaned over, her breath warm against my ear. "Drive faster and I'll let you hold the fork again later."
I choked on my own spit, my foot twitching involuntarily on the gas pedal. The car surged forward, splashing a wave of dirty water onto the sidewalk.
"See?" Sam cackled, dropping back into her seat and propping her muddy boots directly onto the dashboard. "I knew you had a need for speed in there somewhere."
By the time we pulled into the parking lot of the Groovy Smoothie, the sky had turned an ominous shade of charcoal, and the rain was coming down in sheets so thick it looked like white noise. The neon sign of the smoothie shop buzzed weakly through the downpour, a beacon of tropical-flavored shelter.
We ran for it. Or rather, Sam ran for it like a sports star breaking through a defensive line, while I held my jacket over my head and tried not to slip in my boots.
We burst through the front door, the bell jingling merrily above us, instantly enveloped by the warm, sweet, slightly sickening smell of pulverized fruit and toasted wheat. The shop was mostly empty, save for a couple of teenagers huddled in a booth near the back and T-Bo, who was currently standing behind the counter, trying to balance a stack of large styrofoam cups on the tip of his nose.
"Sam! Freddie!" T-Bo shouted, losing his concentration. The cups clattered across the counter. "My favorite dysfunctional lovers! What brings you out into the monsoon? You here for the storm discount? Ten percent off any smoothie named after a natural disaster!"
"Give me a Blueberry Boulder, T-Bo," Sam said, sliding onto a barstool and leaning her elbows on the counter. "And make it thick. If I can drink it through a straw without popping a blood vessel in my forehead, it's too thin."
"You got it, sister," T-Bo said, pointing a finger-gun at her. "And for the technical advisor? A nice, sensible strawberry-banana with a shot of protein powder to help him carry your shopping bags?"
"Ha ha," I said, pulling a napkin from the dispenser to wipe the rain off my face. "Just a regular mango smoothie, please. And a pretzel. If they're fresh."
"Fresh? Freddie, these pretzels were baked this morning! Or possibly yesterday afternoon! The passage of time is an illusion, man!" T-Bo disappeared into the back room, his voice echoing over the roar of the industrial blenders.
I sat down on the stool next to Sam, shaking my head. "I don't know how that man keeps his business license."
"Because he's an artist, Benson," Sam said, reaching over and casually slipping her hand into my jacket pocket.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking for contraband." Her hand emerged holding the heavy salad fork I had forgotten to leave at the apartment. She held it up to the fluorescent light, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Look at this. Still carrying the weapon. You really are obsessed with locking me up, aren't you?"
"It's a preventative measure," I said, trying to reach for it, but she whipped her hand back, keeping it out of my reach. "Give it back, Sam. You're going to poke someone's eye out."
"No way." She held the fork up, mirroring exactly what I had done earlier. She closed one eye, leaning in close until the prongs were framed against my face. "Let's see how you like it. Inmate #0522. Alias: Nubbin-Boy. Crime: Being excessively organized and having an attractive mouth."
I froze, my hand stopping mid-air. "Did you just say I have an attractive mouth?"
Sam didn't blink. She kept the fork raised, her blue eye staring at me through the silver gaps. A tiny, almost imperceptible pink hue crept into her ears, but her voice remained steady, dripping with her trademark bravado.
"The court records stand, Benson. You're a dork, but you've got good facial geometry. Now sit still. The warden is inspecting the prisoner."
"Sam—"
"Quiet in the cell block!" she barked, though the corners of her mouth were twitching. "Any further outbursts will result in a loss of privileges. No kissing the guards for a week."
"That seems like a punishment for the guard too," I noted softly, leaning forward slightly, bringing myself closer to the silver bars of her makeshift prison.
"The guard is a professional," Sam murmured, her voice losing its loud, performative edge. She dropped the fork slightly, her hand lowering until the metal rested against the laminate counter. Her eyes stayed locked on mine, deep, intense, and suddenly very serious. "She can handle it."
"I don't think she can," I whispered, softly to her.
Before she could respond, T-Bo burst back through the swinging doors, carrying a tray with two giant, brightly colored smoothies and a pretzel that looked like it could be used as a blunt weapon.
"Here we go! One Blueberry Boulder, one Mango Madness, and a pretzel that I personally wrestled out of the oven!" T-Bo slammed the tray down, entirely oblivious to the thick, heavy atmosphere he had just shattered. "That'll be fourteen bucks, plus a small fee for the emotional labor of watching you two stare at each other like you're in a soap opera."
Sam blinked, instantly snapping back into her usual persona. She snatched the Blueberry Boulder off the tray and took a massive, aggressive gulp, narrowing her eyes at T-Bo. "Put it on Freddie's tab."
"I don't have a tab here!" I protested.
"You do now," T-Bo said, already writing something down on a greasy piece of cardboard behind the register. "It's listed under 'The Guy Who Pays for Sam's Meat.' It's a very active account."
I looked at Sam, who gave me a smug, blue-tongued grin over the rim of her cup.
I reached over, picked up the fork from the counter, held it up to my eye, and trapped her right back behind the bars.
"Maximum security," I muttered.
By the time we got back to Bushwick, the storm had upgraded itself from a standard Seattle rain to something approaching an apocalyptic deluge. The wind was howling through the concrete corridors of the building, and when we stepped out of the elevator onto our floor, the overhead lights flickered ominously before settling back into a dull glow.
"Eat your pretzel, dork," she replied, but she reached under the counter and squeezed my knee.
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"Man," Sam said, shaking her wet curls out like a silly golden retriever. "The sky is really pissed off today."
"It's an atmospheric river," I said, unlocking the door to Spencer's apartment. "The news said we could get up to three inches of rain by tomorrow morning. We should check the—"
I stopped dead in the doorway.
"Freddie? Why'd you freeze? Did you see a spider? Do I need to get the heavy shoe?" Sam pushed past me into the living room, then stopped, her jaw dropping.
The skylight, the beautiful, massive, architectural centerpiece of Spencer’s loft, ...was leaking. And not just a small, polite drip. A steady, rhythmic stream of water was pouring directly through the center seam of the glass, landing with a loud, hollow thwack directly onto the middle of Spencer’s favorite, irreplaceable, white shag rug.
"Oh, sweet fried chicken," Sam whispered. "Spencer is going to commit a murder."
"Spencer isn't even here," I panicked, my tech-brain instantly kicking into overdrive. "He’s at that gallery opening in Portland until Friday! If this water gets into the floorboards, it’s going to seep down into the ceiling of the apartment below us, which is... oh god, that’s where Mrs. Briggs keeps her vintage bagpipe collection!"
"Briggs has bagpipes?" Sam’s eyes lit up with a terrifying, malicious glee. "Can we let it leak more? Can we flood them? Can we make them float away?"
"Sam! No! Focus!" I grabbed her by the shoulders, my hands gripping the damp fabric of her sleeveless hoodie. The panic was real, a sharp, cold spike in my chest, but looking down at her, at the absolute, unbothered amusement in her face, somehow grounded me. "We need buckets. We need towels. We need to secure the perimeter."
Sam looked at my hands on her shoulders, then up at my face. The playful, chaotic look in her eyes shifted into something sharper, cooler, more focused.
When things actually went wrong, when there was a real crisis, not just a petty argument over cheese dip, Sam Puckett was the most dependable person on the planet. It was one of those weird, contradictory facts about her that made me love her so intensely it hurt.
"Alright, nerd," she said, her voice dropping into her commander tone. "Calm down. Your forehead vein is doing that bouncy thing it does when you think you're going to get a B-plus. I’ll get the big plastic storage tubs from the closet. You get the towels from the laundry room. Move!"
"Right! Moving!"
For the next twenty minutes, the apartment was a blur of high-stakes domestic coordination. Sam hauled two massive, seventy-gallon plastic bins across the floor, positioning them perfectly beneath the stream of water just as the leak expanded into a double torrent. I ran back and forth from the laundry room, dumping every towel, bath mat, and old t-shirt we owned around the base of the bins to catch the splatter.
"We need a tarp!" I yelled over the sound of the rain, which was now roaring against the roof like a freight train. "If the glass gives way, the whole room is gone!"
"Spencer has a tarp in his studio!" Sam yelled back, her boots splashing through a shallow puddle that had formed near the couch. "Under the giant sculpture of the mechanical goat!"
"Don't touch the goat! It's structurally unstable!"
"I'm touching the goat, Benson!"
A second later, there was a loud, metallic CLANG, followed by a string of colorful curses from Sam, and then she emerged from the studio dragging a massive, blue tarp behind her like a captured beast. Her hair was completely wild now, a few strands stuck to her forehead by sweat and rain, her face smudged with a streak of black grease from the mechanical goat.
She looked absolutely magnificent.
"Catch!" she yelled, throwing one end of the heavy plastic toward me.
I caught it, the heavy material rustling loudly. Together, we hoisted it over the couch, draping it across the most vulnerable pieces of furniture, securing the edges with heavy textbooks and a couple of Spencer’s smaller, less flammable art pieces.
By the time we finished, the apartment looked like a construction zone inside a submarine. Two massive bins were slowly filling with rain water, surrounded by a fortress of multicolored towels, with blue plastic tarping covering seventy percent of the living space.
The lights flickered again. Once. Twice.
And then, with a soft, final pop, they went out completely.
The apartment was plunged into a deep, heavy darkness, illuminated only by the faint, gray light from the leaking skylight and the occasional flash of lightning through the windows.
The roar of the blenders at the Groovy Smoothie had nothing on the sheer, resonant silence that followed a power outage in a high-rise building.
"Well," Sam’s voice echoed out of the dark, surprisingly close to me. "That’s grand. No TV. No microwave. No internet."
"I have my phone," I said, pulling it out. The screen lit up, casting a sharp, blue glow over our faces. "Battery is at forty percent. I should save it in case of emergencies."
"Put it away, Benson," Sam said, her hand reaching through the blue light to gently push my phone down. Her fingers stayed wrapped around mine, warm and solid. "We did what we could. The bins are holding. The rug is mostly dry. We're on lockdown."
I let out a long breath I hadn't realized I was holding. My muscles felt tight, my lower back aching from hauling the bins, but as the adrenaline began to fade, a deep, heavy exhaustion took its place.
"Yeah," I breathed, turning my hand within hers so our fingers could interlock. "Lockdown."
"Hey, Freddie?"
"Yeah?"
"If you don't find a flashlight in the next thirty seconds, I’m going to start eating Spencer's decorative candles. And I think some of them are made of real whale fat."
I laughed softly, my boots clicking against the floor as I guided us toward the kitchen using the memory of the floor plan. "They're not made of whale fat, Sam. They're soy-based. Vanilla scented."
"Whatever. They smell like cookies, and I'm entering survival mode. My body requires nutrients to maintain this level of perfection."
I reached the kitchen counter, my fingers sweeping across the smooth surface until they hit the familiar, rubberized grip of the heavy-duty maglite flashlight that I kept in the emergency drawer. I clicked it on, pointing the beam toward the floor so it wouldn't blind us. The bounce-light filled the kitchen with a soft, amber glow, casting long, dramatic shadows against the cabinets.
Sam was sitting on the floor, her back against the lower cabinets, her knees pulled up to her chest. In the dim light, without her usual armor of sarcasm and volume, she looked incredibly small.
Not weak, never weak—but vulnerable in a way she only ever let me see. The grease smudge on her cheek made her look like a mischievous street urchin from a Victorian novel.
I walked over, setting the flashlight on the counter so it pointed upward, illuminating the ceiling like a makeshift lantern, and then slid down the cabinets to sit right beside her.
Our shoulders bumped. The heat radiating off her was immense, a comforting contrast to the damp chill that was starting to creep into the apartment as the heating system died.
"You okay?" I asked softly, looking at her profile.
Sam didn't look at me. She kept her eyes fixed on the opposite wall, her fingers tracing a pattern on the fabric of her pajama pants. "Yeah. Just... it's loud. The rain. It sounds like someone's trying to kick the roof in."
I knew about her thing with loud, chaotic noises when she wasn't the one making them. She hated thunderstorms, though she would sooner swallow a handful of rusty nails than admit it to anyone else. When we were kids, during big Seattle storms, she used to sleep over at Carly's house and pretend she was just there to steal Spencer’s food, but I had noticed how she always stayed in the middle of the room, away from the windows.
I didn't say anything about it. I didn't point out that she was shivering slightly.
Instead, I reached out, wrapped my arm around her shoulders, and pulled her sideways against my chest.
She resisted for a fraction of a second, a purely instinctive, Puckett reflex to fight off any form of containment. And then she completely collapsed against me. She let her head fall onto my shoulder, her face burying itself into the crook of my neck, her hands reaching up to fist themselves into the fabric of my hoodie.
"You're cold," she muttered against my skin.
"Then keep me warm," I murmured, my hand moving up and down her arm, tracing the smooth skin of her bicep where the sleeve had been cut away.
We sat there in the amber light for a long time, the only sound the steady drip-drop of the rain into the plastic bins across the room and the rhythmic, heavy thump of her heart against my ribs. It was peaceful. It was the kind of peace that felt fragile, like a glass ornament, but inside this little pocket of light, with Sam tucked securely against my side, it felt completely unbreakable.
"Freddie?" she whispered after a while.
"Hmm?"
"Do you really pretend I'm in jail when you look through the fork?"
I let out a soft huff of laughter, my chin resting on the top of her head. Her hair smelled like rain and that cheap coconut shampoo she insisted on buying because it had a picture of a monkey on the bottle. "Yeah. I really do."
"Why?"
"Because," I said, my voice dropping into a softer, more honest register than I usually allowed myself. "Sometimes... you're so loud, Sam. And you're so aggressive, and you take up so much space in the world, and you're constantly pushing boundaries. My brain is built for numbers, logic, and order. When you come in like a hurricane, it flattens everything I know how to handle."
I felt her stiffen slightly against me, her grip on my hoodie tightening.
"But," I continued quickly, my hand moving up to gently cup her jaw, lifting her head until she was forced to look at me. Her blue eyes were massive in the dim light, reflecting the warm glow of the flashlight. "When I look through the fork, it creates a boundary. It reminds me that you're inside this little space, and I'm outside it, and I'm safe. But the secret is..."
"What?" she breathed, her lips parting slightly.
"The secret is, I don't actually want you locked up," I whispered, my thumb helical across her lower lip, tracing the soft skin. "I like the hurricane. I like the chaos. If you were actually in jail, the world would be perfectly quiet, perfectly orderly, and completely, utterly boring. I use the fork to remind myself that I chose to let the hurricane in."
Sam stared at me, her expression completely unreadable for three long seconds. Her eyes searched mine, tracking every line of my face, looking for any hint of mockery or deceit. Finding none, her face softened into something so intensely full of emotion it made my chest ache.
"Benson," she whispered, her voice cracking just a tiny bit. "You are an absolute, certified, world-class sap."
"I know," I smiled.
"It's disgusting," she said, but she was leaning in, her hands moving from my hoodie to the back of my neck, her fingers tangling into my hair with a desperate, heavy urgency. "It's tooth-rotting. If anyone else heard you say that, I’d have to beat you to a pulp to maintain my street cred."
"Good thing there's no one else here," I said, right before her lips met mine.
This kiss wasn't like the one on the floor earlier. It wasn't competitive. It wasn't an exclamation point on a victory.
This was slow, deep, and thick with an emotional weight that left me completely breathless. Sam pulled herself up onto my lap, her legs wrapping around my waist as she shifted her entire weight onto me. I wrapped both arms around her back, holding her as tightly as I could, lifting her slightly until she was completely flush against me.
She tasted like blueberry smoothie and the cold rain, but her mouth was incredibly warm, moving against mine with an intensity that felt like a conversation we’d been trying to have for years.
Every press of her lips felt like an admission, an admission that she was terrified of how much she liked being here, how much she liked being safe with me, how much she loved the dork who held silverware up to his eye just to cope with her existence.
Her hands moved from my hair to my cheeks, her palms framing my face, her thumbs tracing my cheekbones with a tenderness that was so uncharacteristically Sam it made a small, ragged sound escape my throat.
She pulled back just far enough to look at me, her breath hitching. Our noses were touching, the tips cold, but our skin was burning.
"I'm not going to jail, Freddie," she whispered, her voice fierce, her blue eyes blazing in the light. "You can't keep me behind bars. Not even fork bars."
"I know," I panted, my hands resting on her hips, feeling the steady, solid reality of her. "You're an escape artist."
"No," she said, shaking her head, a single tear, from the intensity of the moment or the dryness of the room, I couldn't tell—trailing down her cheek through the grease smudge. "I'm not escaping. I'm breaking in. I'm breaking into your neat, organized little life, and I'm staying here. You hear me? You're stuck with Inmate #0417."
I let out a wet, breathless laugh, my forehead dropping onto her shoulder. The weight of her, the physical, emotional, beautiful weight of her, was the best thing that had ever happened to me.
"I know," I whispered into her neck. "I know, Sam. I wouldn't have it any other way."
We stayed like that for hours.
Eventually, the storm outside began to lose its teeth. The roar turned back into a steady hum, and then into a polite drizzle. The leak in the skylight slowed to an occasional, lazy plop against the half-filled plastic bins.
We didn't move from the kitchen floor. I managed to drag one of the blue tarps over us like a crude blanket to keep the chill away, and Sam fell asleep with her head directly on my chest, her mouth slightly open, snoring softly against my collarbone.
I didn't sleep. I just lay there in the dark, watching the amber beam of the flashlight slowly fade as the batteries died, my hand tracing the curve of her shoulder, feeling entirely, spiritually healed.
When the sun rose on Thursday, it didn't look like Seattle anymore. The sky was a crisp, brilliant, completely clear blue, the morning light pouring through the clean glass of the skylight and illuminating the disaster zone of Spencer's living room.
The power had come back on around five in the morning, the sudden hum of the refrigerator and the blinking of the microwave clock signaling the end of the lockdown.
With a stiff neck, a numb left leg, and a sense of satisfaction. Sam was still passed out beside me, having rolled off my chest at some point to sprawl across a pile of kitchen towels like a dragon guarding a hoard of laundry.
I pushed myself up, groaning as my spine popped in three different places, and walked into the living room to assess the damage. The bins were about three-quarters full of dirty rainwater, but the tarp had done its job. Spencer’s white rug was completely untouched. The furniture was dry. Mrs. Briggs’ bagpipe collection remained un-flooded.
I walked back into the kitchen, turned on the espresso machine, a high-end, Italian model I had spent three weeks calibrating, and began preparing breakfast. If I was going to survive the cleanup process, I needed a massive amount of caffeine and sugar.
By the time the smell of fresh espresso and sizzling salami filled the loft, I heard a low, angry groan from the floor.
"Ugh," Sam grunted, her face buried in a towel. "Why is the sun so loud? Turn it off, Benson."
"The sun doesn't have a volume knob, Sam," I said, setting two plates down on the counter. I had made the paninis. The good ones. The spicy salami, the smoked gouda, with a little bit of hot honey drizzled inside the crust.
Sam’s nose twitched. Her eyes snapped open.
Within two seconds, she was off the floor, sliding onto the barstool with the speed of a heat-seeking missile. She didn't say good morning. She didn't mention the fact that her hair looked like a bird had nested in it, or that she still had a streak of goat grease on her cheek.
She just grabbed a panini and took a massive, aggressive bite.
A loud, satisfied groan escaped her throat as she chewed, her eyes closing in pure, unadulterated bliss. "Oh my god. Benson. If you weren't a dork, I'd marry you for this cheese distribution."
"You'd marry me anyway," I said confidently, leaning against the counter with my own cup of coffee.
Sam opened one eye, looking at me over the crust of her sandwich. "Don't push your luck, tech-puck. I still have that magenta dye."
I smiled, reaching into my pocket. My fingers brushed against the cool metal of the salad fork. I pulled it out, holding it up to my right eye, closing the left.
Through the silver prongs, she was perfectly framed. She had a crumb of sourdough stuck to her chin, her curls were completely wild, and she was staring at me with a look that was fifty percent affection and fifty percent an explicit threat to my physical safety.
"Warden's morning inspection," I announced, adjusting the angle. "Inmate #0417 is currently consuming stolen goods. She appears to be unrepentant."
Sam chewed, swallowed, and slowly set her sandwich down. She didn't launch herself across the counter this time. She didn't growl.
Instead, she reached over, picked up her own fork from the place setting, and held it up to her eye.
She tilted her head, aligning the metal prongs until she was staring directly back at me through her own set of silver bars.
"Guard inspection," Sam countered, her voice dropping into that low, soft, devastating tone from the night before. "The guard looks tired. He looks like he needs to stop looking through silverware and come over here and kiss the prisoner."
I dropped my hand. The fork hit the counter with a soft clink.
"The guard complies," I said.
I walked around the counter, trapping myself inside her perimeter, and let the hurricane take me over all over again.
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