i wish jeff bezos cared about his twitter replies as much as elon musk did so we could bully him too

Favorite Soft Drink … Dr Paper

todays the day. you nervously open your mailbox. you find the letter youve been expecting all day. You hesitate but then you start to open it. “Your Government Assigned Kin Has Been Chosen” ..you start to sweat. You read further..and see the words in bold…. “You Are: Bibble from Barbie Fairytopia (2005)”

[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!

i really don’t care if every pokemon game for the rest of time has the same formula as all the previous ones as long as there’s new characters and new pokemon i’m gonna show up at GameStop with $40 when it’s released and eat the cartridge

the a in lgbtqa stands for antifa