Val (ve/they)

Hello, comrades. My name is Val, and this is my Yakuza tumblr. My main tumblr is whf-and-rnm-superfan, but I hope you'll enjoy this one. This post will serve as an introduction to myself and my page, so please read this before you follow.

Song: DOOM Eternal OST - The Only Thing They Fear is You

It was a Friday night in Ijincho, Yokohama. For the Kasuga Party, there was a night out for the boys and for the girls. Ichiban Kasuga was with Saeko and Seong-hui. He didn't go with the guys because he was feeling exceedingly gender dysphoric. He was wanting to hang out more with women than men, ones he could talk to. He also felt quite fatigued from his work he did for his business. He just wanted to chat. He wanted to relax. He wanted to sleep.

As it was nearing midnight, the blinds were all shut, and the trio got comfortable and cold. "I'm so glad I chose here." Kasuga whispered and he let out a sigh of relief. "I love you so much, Ichi." Saeko replied in a soft, snug voice. As they closed their eyes, everyone fell asleep within seconds.

2 hours later, Kasuga woke up from a perilous dream he has. He had sweat across his body and he could barely breathe. He got out of bed, got into a corner, and tried to calm down. He breaths were loud, and the girls could hear them. They woke up and saw him in inordinate dread.

Saeko walked near Kasuga, sat down, and talked to him. "Are you alright, Ichi?" She asked him. She looked closer at him and noticed his pants were wet. He couldn't even manage his bladder because of his paranoia. This was more than just a nightmare to him. This felt real. Ichiban was known to lucid dream every once in a while, so this had to be a mistake he made.

"No. I had an encounter with that big guy I had to fight to get to Seong-hui that one time. Do you remember?"

Saeko had realized who he was referring to. It was none other than the Fourth Chairman himself, Kazuma Kiryu. Kasuga had to fight him once, although what mattered more to Kiryu was that Kasuga proved they could trust each other, not him being defeated by a likely successor.

"Ah yes. He was pretty big and strong, especially compared to you. You lost to him, didn't you?"

"Yes, and I had an epic dream where I fought him and he was a dragon. Dragon Quest is synonymous with me at this point. The game has taken over my life."

At this point, Kasuga held on to his bladder in pain. His groans along with the stress from the nightmare was getting to him. He had demons left and right. He crawled to the bathroom until he got to the toilet and took his pants off at that point. He felt huge pain relief in his sphincter as he relieved himself.

The ladies followed him. "Maybe your body was just telling you that you needed to go to the bathroom." Seong-hui suggested. "How much did I drink?" Ichiban asked himself. He realized he needed fresh new clothes after his little accident. It was a great thing none of his fluids got on the bed.

"Didn't you said you felt like a girl, Kasuga-san?" Seong-hui asked. "Maybe you should try these on." She got a pair of black panties and a short skirt just like the one she wore. Kasuga cleaned himself first and then tried the clothes on. They surprisingly fit his size. "I know it'll look and feel weird at first, but trust me, you'll enjoy it. We even match."

Ichiban got back in bed and felt so much better. He emptied his bladder and got new clothes. He felt happy trying what he had on, and he also had the advantage of feeler cooler at night. "I love you both so much. I was so smart choosing to pick your night out instead. Imagine if I went with them. Things would be so much different. I hope they never see me in this thing." Saeko cuddled on Ichiban. "Yes, but just understand your happiness matters more than any of your friends' opinions." She whispered to him.

It was just another cold night in Kamurocho. You were going to hang out with your long time friend, Daigo Dojima. You were friends with Daigo for years by now. He was one of the few people who you actually trusted, although he barely knew it. He just thought you saw him as the privileged son of a yakuza patriarch and a badass mother. However, he was more than just that.

However, this night would mean something special to you.

At midnight, as the sun had long gone down, you went down the street and met Daigo waiting for you on a bench with his white as snow marshmallow jacket and shiny black jeans. Normally, he would have at least 2 other friends and even Kazuma Kiryu, but oddly enough, neither showed up.

"You showed up, y/n. I guess I'm not alone when things do get cold" Daigo said to you. This night in Kamurocho meant the streets weren't as crowded as usual. It felt like you were alone with him. "Speaking of cold, I think it's time we go inside. I know somewhere you'll love."

You follow him down the street. You almost never get to stay up this late because of your job. To you, it was extremely important to keep track of time so you didn't get stuck. But you felt hyped up to see the city so late in the night. You and Daigo ended up going into a popular Chinese restaurant that wasn't too far from Little Asia. "I'm sure you'll love this place. I bet you got quite an appetite you built up today. Time to be happy and prove your hard work paid off." Daigo told you. "Yes, Master Daigo" you respond.

You and your boss walk into the Chinese restaurant. There's not as many people as you expected. "Welcome. What would you like to get tonight?" A waiter asks. You and Dojima-san get beef lo mein noodles and a couple of eggrolls. Those are both your favorites, and you feel happy and accepting that Daigo is doing this for you. He cares so much. It's almost like he's family. "Thanks." You say to him for bringing you here. He looks at you with a smile and a wink. "No problem. I love you, y/n-chan." Daigo responds. He even refers to you with the chan honorific. "He must be in love with me" You think to yourself.

After paying and leaving the Chinese restaurant, you and Daigo-san go to look for a bar. He whispers in your ear that he's secretly indeed in love with you, but he doesn't want anybody else knowing, not even his mother Yayoi. "It's out of self-preservation, that's all." He tells you. After walking a bit, you and Daigo-san end up at the bar. You and him get a drink.

"Wanna do some karaoke?" He asks. You nod your head "yes" as you drink a glass of red wine. You get on the microphone and you sing a Japanese cover of Take on Me by a-Ha, as the instrumental starts playing.

"Take on meee! (take on me!) Take meee on! (take on me!) I'll be gone, in a day or twooo!"

Daigo-san is impressed by your singing. He was expecting your voice is sound different, considering you were drunk. He loves your karaoke, so he gets up to show you his singing voice. "You did such a good job." he says to you. He sings a cover of Judgement.

"Breaking ze law-aw! Breaking ze wor-old! Kawase!"

Daigo's voice proves to be just as manly as you were thinking. You feel so hyped up but relaxed simultaneously. "That was quite badass, Dojima-san." You tell him. "You would be a great musician."

Daigo does a bow to your compliments and sits back down. "I just need one more drink." He says as he chugs one last glass of red wine. "I'm feeling drowsy myself, aniki." You and him agree to call it a night and go to bed. "Y/n-san, I got somewhere if you need a place to sleep tonight. Just follow me." Daigo-san tells you. Both of you leave the bar and head to the Dojima Family Office, the old HQ where Daigo's father, Sohei, was the patriarch of the Dojima Family and and ran it at. The place became almost completely abandoned after his death, although Daigo and Yayoi do hang out there often, alongside certain people in Daigo's squad.

You open the door for him and he goes inside with you. You turn the lights on and Daigo gets onto the nearest couch in the lobby. He gives you one more kiss before falling asleep. "I really need to piss." You think to yourself. While you weren't as drunk as him, it doesn't mean your bladder is strong. Luckily, as you leave the lobby, you find a bathroom in the hallway. The bathroom is vacant. In the bathroom is one of those squat toilets you find around Asia.

You squat down, and relax as your bladder empties itself. You almost feel like you're gonna faint, but you hold on. "Can I just stay in here for a couple of minutes? I won't be that long." You say to yourself, as you feel more drowsy, but you manage to clean up after yourself and leave the bathroom. It's so lonely here as you end on a couch next to Daigo-san and lay there.

As your eyes close, your vision can see Yayoi Dojima as she walks into the lobby, assuming she mostly heard you and him. Surprisingly though, she's not mad at all. Instead, she looks, happy. She walks to Daigo-san and kisses him and wishes him goodnight as a good mother would and then she walks towards you. "Thank you for taking care of my son. He'll be a great leader one day." Yayoi says to you, before kissing and leaving exiting the lobby.

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All the games after Yakuza 0 should've kept some of its soundtrack.