Gandalf The Shite

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

it’s pretty safe to say getting rid of Orthax and putting an end to the voice whispering “vengeance… vengeance…” in his head was a huge relief for Percy but i can’t imagine it was easy to accept that that meant the voice whispering “kisses from Vex… kisses from Vex…” was 100% him

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”