I Like Tables.

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

world heritage post

love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing

world heritage post

your ligaments

damn girl, your ligaments

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

u guys are soo obsessed with me (0 notes)

I gotta stop saying “I need to be put down like a dog” in situations where neighbours can hear me

not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

@stealingmyplaceinthesun