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We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

Sorry folks

Beautiful artwork

i think the theme of the met gala next year should be a giant meteor hurling towards it. just to spice things up. see if the celebrities can pull together to save manhattan

Wouldn't this be a great man to have in Government

Glorious days lie ahead

Unironically, Count Binface is restoring faith in democracy: Professional grifter and fascist Nigel Farage called a by-election to distract from his upcoming corruption investigation, only for everybody to step aside due to the farce it was EXCEPT for our saviour Count Binface (who no longer can go by Lord Buckethead due to a copyright dispute), running on a pisstake platform. BECAUSE he is the only other candidate, BBC News and other outlets have to give him the screentime they would normally reserve for the red carpet of Nige, and it's fucking amazing. A cretinous racist who wanted to start this year by showing his party is serious and has widespread appeal as "the party of the people" and that he is "the prime minister we need" is now going to be spending the next three weeks arguing with a bin, who put up 500 quid to run for a giggle, and the best part is that his party of fucking coat-tail riding dead-eyed goons are tearing themselves asunder demanding to know which "leftist agitator" and "establishment shill" is funding Count Binface. Clacton, please. Please elect him

It would be so fucking funny if Count Binface gets elected over Farage. Please it would be a fucking hilarious way to get to kick Farage out of parliament. Voters of Clacton please please please

we somehow live in a world where the sentences “MAGA is keeping a basically dead senator on life support to spite the Democrats” and “An alien called Count Binface may actually become a member of British parliament” are both very true

The entire campaign could be run on the premise "it would be really funny"

"Add something, if you'd like" what if i dont want to, tumblr. what if i want a blank post on my blog #mynothing

After this post my Tumblr is entirely composed of Tenna posts wow

dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

the existence of this patch is objectively hilarious btw because it either means that he knows his fandom well enough to know that he could NOT put this in on release without it overshadowing literally everything else OR it means that he saw people calling friend a fraud on twitter and decided he had to shut that shit down immediately