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they will try to tell you in phineas and ferb discourse that the platypus and the pharmacist are not in a gay relationship but they are lying to you

i regret to inform you all that Pharrell has passed away. with his last breath he bade us all Pharewell and gave his wish that we should all be Happy even in his absence

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

Hey girl. Your neopussy looks like it's super high-level.

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

disability rep is great and we all love geordi but could they maybe have given the constant eye-covering visor gimmick to an actor with less beautiful eyes? every time levar burton's actual eyes show up on screen I'm just like God Damn they shoulda given the visor to fuckin picard or pulaski or something

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL