Me-ow

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge