Little Sunshine

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

like literally what’s the point of having a girl if you aren’t unconditionally obsessed and in love with her