toot toot beep beep

crash bandicoot is a twink

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

bruh i just wanna sit on his lap and feel his dick god

Jordan Peele said no more sequels prequels or remakes, we create original pieces of art with new, daring concepts and we replied with our wigs

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.

Could you kindly elaborate on that please

Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; “Moon” to represent the Witching Hour, and “Shine” for sunny High Noons.

This.

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.