it's not actually cursed.

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

if you forgot to do it in the moment, this is your opportunity to Appreciate That You Did It. telling others about it helps make the basking last properly as well.

you did it!! enjoy 🦎

There are only 2 types of stitches. All others are variations on these types

You count as you knit. 136. You count your stitches again to be sure. 136. One more time to be extra sure. 142. You count again -

You do the heel turn perfectly. The gusset is a mess though

You are knitting in the round with many small, pointy needles. You stab yourself

You are knitting in the round with the normal amount of needles. You stab yourself

There are only 2 types of stitches

None of the actors shown knitting are knitting correctly

None of the products shown are actually knitted

Actually does modern Hollywood know what knitting is?

You see a cute pattern. It is crochet

You have a great idea and check Ravelry to find a pattern. There is none. You must make the pattern

There are only 2 types of stitches

"Can you make me x?"

"My (relative) used to knit!"

"What are you, an old lady?"

The tiny baby blanket used a mile of yarn

You are knitting. Your active yarn is wet. You have a cat. The cat is cute and innocent of all crimes

There are only 2 types of stitches

You have a yarn bag. You get a second yarn bag. You get a third yarn bag. All of your bags now have yarn in them

You have yarn at your superstore. That yarn feels Bad

You have a room full of yarn. You start a new project. You do not have The Yarn needed