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This is our brand new science fiction adventure character, he's a scientist and an old man. He's in a TV show called Doctor Who. He's credited as Dr Who. All production documents call him Dr Who. All promotional material calls him Dr Who. The novel adaptations call him Dr Who. The movie adaptations call him Dr Who. The original tie-in fiction calls him Dr Who. And week one of his TV show he's going to meet a guy who's like "What's your name? What do we call you?" and our hero is going to be like "hohoho hehehe you dumb motherfucker. Never talk to me again." And then he's never ever going to give anyone his goddamn name.

classic who cliffhangers are great. the episode will go AND THE DOCTOR IS SLATED FOR THE EXECUTION. THE KNIFE IS COMING DOWN. and the beginning of the following episode will go actually ☝️ they changed their minds

Another example of Turlough having no idea about women…

The Master and his fuck ass french accent

the time lord had some nerve claiming bannakaffalatta‘s name was too long

get within earshot of a time lord with a name longer than 3 syllables to be burdened with a nickname instantly and forever

[image description: a screenshot from the doctor who tardis wiki. text reads, “Quencessetianobayolocaturgrathadadeyyilungbarrowmas (or Quences for short) was Ordinal-General of the Brotherhood of Kithricians…” end image description.]

Mutuals do this

Doctor Who: Survival (1989)