Hhhnngg

\o/ <- woohoo!

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

as an artist that hates the like/reblog ratio on tumblr when it comes to art i promise you, on my life, that when people like your art they are not doing it out of a place of genuine malice. i have no idea what would make you decide that

“when people like and don’t reblog it’s like they’re saying ‘fuck you’” no. they probably just like the drawing but don’t know what it is or don’t want it on their blog. please be fucking for real

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

reblog to grinkle a mutual

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

If neurotypicals are so empathic and social, why do they not notice when they are mean as fuck?

If neurotypicals are so adaptable to change, why won’t they make accommodations for neurodivergent people?

people with stutters i love u. people with lisps i love u. people who repeat words i love u. people with accents i love u. people with disordered speech i love u. nonverbal people i love u. semiverbal people i love u. people who stim verbally i love u. people who trip over their words i love u. people who struggle putting thoughts into words i love u. people with selective mutism i love u. people with language disorders i love u. people with speech impediments i love u. people who are deaf or hard of hearing i love u. people who have trouble talking for any reason i love u so much

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

STOP FUCKING CALLING HIM JERMA