Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

The way that five billion men are proving my point exactly in the replies

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.