Hello, I am @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical
This is my alt, I leik swords so now I identify them :3
Was previously named Caesar-salad-expert -offical
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@sword-identifier-offical
Hello, I am @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical
This is my alt, I leik swords so now I identify them :3
Was previously named Caesar-salad-expert -offical

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Equiping an armor tutorial
i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors
PLEASE STOP USING THE TERM "SWORD" FOR COCKS'N'DILDOS I DO NOT WANNA IDENTIFY THAT SHIT
Fantasy folks from the sketchbook
stole this from twitter lol
Ask which one you are
@mrevilvillanplotman-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @coffee–spill @killer-offical
Guys what am I and what are you
Magenta @copyright-offical now tell me what color am I to you!
White
@leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @rat-jester-offical @evil-ham-sandwich-consumer + open tags
orange lime
@abra-ca-deadbra @amoebaporn
You will NOT win lil person

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 19
Poseidon (Epic the Musical)
Danny Motta (YouTube)
Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator
Love a man/woman/nonbinary/other with a sword
Honestly I dont have much experience with roman swords, as far as i know it's accurate
?/10 accuracy
7/10 looks
Boss I may have messed up.
I have a evil me now.
Im scared, help.
@sans-the-skeleconch the scared jester
Befriend it before IT FUCKING KILLS YOU
Uh, understood boss, I'll try.
If I die please save my conch shell head. I dont want my evil me to have it.
Hai threr boss!
Your jester is terrified
BOSS! BOSS! ITS HERE!
(OOC @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical the creature is here)
It seems chill
im a clone of him!
anyway
You Cannot say the word "the"
yours prankingly, Sans
I can sat teh word "teh"
FUCK
Well We cant have language like that here!
a bar of soap appears in your mouth
HMMHMHMHMMMMMMAHHHHA!
now lets jusssttt
puts tape over your mouth
@heart-offical BOSS IS IN TROUBLE, COULD YOUSE SOME HELP HERE!
back off fiend and leave my boss alone!
You Cant Use Your Vocal Cords! (lasts one day)
sans the jester
o\ . /o
Boss I may have messed up.
I have a evil me now.
Im scared, help.
@sans-the-skeleconch the scared jester
Befriend it before IT FUCKING KILLS YOU
Uh, understood boss, I'll try.
If I die please save my conch shell head. I dont want my evil me to have it.
Hai threr boss!
Your jester is terrified
BOSS! BOSS! ITS HERE!
(OOC @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical the creature is here)
It seems chill
im a clone of him!
anyway
You Cannot say the word "the"
yours prankingly, Sans
I can sat teh word "teh"
FUCK
Well We cant have language like that here!
a bar of soap appears in your mouth
HMMHMHMHMMMMMMAHHHHA!
now lets jusssttt
puts tape over your mouth
MMMHHHM!
Gay longswors
10/10 looks
8/10 historical accuracy(the gayness)
A not so knightly greeting
Tip jar
Frog helmet and frog tongue, nice touch sick af

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As per request of pics of weapons I give you my dagger!
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL DESIGN,
The cross guard isn't very functional, nonetheless the dagger is very nice on the eyes(DAMN)
6/10 accuracy
10/10 for looks
Hello! I like weapons. here some:
Rusty sword, almost as old as me.
Bonus: my favourite
ball flinger
Oooooo
Carolingian sword(hope I spelled that right)
Okie, so notice that huuggee, thiiccc pommel?
That shows how twas meant to be held: with a mostly straight wrist
10/10 for accuracy
4/10 for looks
Now I'm not really one for drawn... you know, however, DAMN
Nice trebuchet, very hot cool
10/10 for accuracy
7/10 for looks
Not a sword BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT FYCK YOU!
Okie so I learned something new in my research! I was under the impression that this form of flail(long ass chain) didn't exist, I was fucking wrong.
This is a horseman's flail, the chain would likely have been shorter, however it's still realllll pretty
6.8/10 for accuracy
9/10 for looks
This was me a while back, the salad was made in 1914
Everyone loves the antichrist

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Long sword with small guard, beautiful art btw
can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.
look at the blade that's gonna end my life dawgggggg i'm not gonna die honourably 😭😭
No point cuz wasn't meant for battle