i leik swords :3

Magenta @copyright-offical now tell me what color am I to you!

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White

@leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @rat-jester-offical @evil-ham-sandwich-consumer + open tags

orange lime

@abra-ca-deadbra @amoebaporn

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You will NOT win lil person

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 19

Poseidon (Epic the Musical)

Danny Motta (YouTube)

Voting ended onJun 8

Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator

Love a man/woman/nonbinary/other with a sword

Honestly I dont have much experience with roman swords, as far as i know it's accurate

?/10 accuracy

7/10 looks

#sword identification

Boss I may have messed up.

I have a evil me now.

Im scared, help.

@sans-the-skeleconch the scared jester

Befriend it before IT FUCKING KILLS YOU

Uh, understood boss, I'll try.

If I die please save my conch shell head. I dont want my evil me to have it.

I shall

evil-sans-the-skeleconch

Hai threr boss!

Your jester is terrified

BOSS! BOSS! ITS HERE!

(OOC @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical the creature is here)

It seems chill

im a clone of him!

anyway

You Cannot say the word "the"

yours prankingly, Sans

I can sat teh word "teh"

FUCK

Well We cant have language like that here!

a bar of soap appears in your mouth

HMMHMHMHMMMMMMAHHHHA!

now lets jusssttt

puts tape over your mouth

@heart-offical BOSS IS IN TROUBLE, COULD YOUSE SOME HELP HERE!

back off fiend and leave my boss alone!

You Cant Use Your Vocal Cords! (lasts one day)

sans the jester

o\ . /o

Boss I may have messed up.

I have a evil me now.

Im scared, help.

@sans-the-skeleconch the scared jester

Befriend it before IT FUCKING KILLS YOU

Uh, understood boss, I'll try.

If I die please save my conch shell head. I dont want my evil me to have it.

I shall

evil-sans-the-skeleconch

Hai threr boss!

Your jester is terrified

BOSS! BOSS! ITS HERE!

(OOC @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical the creature is here)

It seems chill

im a clone of him!

anyway

You Cannot say the word "the"

yours prankingly, Sans

I can sat teh word "teh"

FUCK

Well We cant have language like that here!

a bar of soap appears in your mouth

HMMHMHMHMMMMMMAHHHHA!

now lets jusssttt

puts tape over your mouth

MMMHHHM!

goth-queen

Gay longswors

10/10 looks

8/10 historical accuracy(the gayness)

blanchebees

A not so knightly greeting

Tip jar

knightedangel-deactivated202605

Frog helmet and frog tongue, nice touch sick af

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As per request of pics of weapons I give you my dagger!

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL DESIGN,

The cross guard isn't very functional, nonetheless the dagger is very nice on the eyes(DAMN)

6/10 accuracy

10/10 for looks

Hello! I like weapons. here some:

Rusty sword, almost as old as me.

Bonus: my favourite

ball flinger

Oooooo

Carolingian sword(hope I spelled that right)

Okie, so notice that huuggee, thiiccc pommel?

That shows how twas meant to be held: with a mostly straight wrist

10/10 for accuracy

4/10 for looks

Now I'm not really one for drawn... you know, however, DAMN

Nice trebuchet, very hot cool

10/10 for accuracy

7/10 for looks

#sword identification #<- technically not a sword but idc

Not a sword BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT FYCK YOU!

Okie so I learned something new in my research! I was under the impression that this form of flail(long ass chain) didn't exist, I was fucking wrong.

This is a horseman's flail, the chain would likely have been shorter, however it's still realllll pretty

6.8/10 for accuracy

9/10 for looks

suraira