CHECK PLEASE 5th YEAR BEING PUBLISHED HOW WE DOING OMGCP FANDOM

even the possibility of seeing eric richard “bitty” bittle on my screen in any capacity is making me want to do a benson boone flip and like don’t even get me started on lardo

somewhere in the multiverse rn ransom holster and lardo are dressed up like the trio from challengers for halloween

I forgot how many omgcp mutuals have simply been dormant and not gone 😭😭😭

What a dazzling beauty! ✨ Like many deep-sea creatures, some siphonophore species like the giant siphonophore are bioluminescent, meaning they can create their own light.

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

the most important thing you can do when writing a story is to include an alien character whos like incredibly bizzare and weird and eccentric and seems to go against like EVERY aspect of your worlds expected norms, and then later introduce more characters of the same alien species, but theyre like perfectly normal and Also find that first guy weird

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Joy and whimsy detected! Son boy is joyful and whimsical!

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page