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pervocracy

judgejudyofficial

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

guerrillatech

la-mancha-screwjob

toastbutteregg

this is so adorable!!

thebootydiaries

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

thebootydiaries

priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

bride: i do

me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????

thebootydiaries

wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex

me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???

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petal-metal-blog

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

knuckleduster

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

officialunitedstates

How many followers do you have?

An Amtrak train leaves Pierre, South Dakota heading south-west at 50 MPH. At the same time, another train leaves Cheyenne, Wyoming heading north-east at a speed of 60 MPH. South Dakota and Wyoming are two of four US states that Amtrak does not service, the other two of course being Alaska and Hawaii.

mathsturbation

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

phoneticmeow

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

phoneticmeow

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

exemplarybehaviour

Brother: What if you ordered a bagel and you got a block of cream cheese with a sliver of bagel on the inside.

Me: What if you ordered a pizza and it was a slab of cheese with bread crumbs on top.

Brother: What if you ordered Go-gurt and it was a pile of yogurt with plastic in the middle.

Me: What if you ordered a fruit salad and it was a watermelon rhine with shards of glass on the inside.

Brother: What if you ordered a drink and it was a glass of water with frozen cubes of soda.

Me: What if you ordered a birthday cake and you got a giant piece of wax with little pieces of cake sticking up and those were the candles.

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academicssay

wholedonut

Me:

You:

grumsal

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

classycarolinagirl

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

shaxaphone

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°

tastefullyoffensive

The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)

minimalistwitch69

always reblog

cartercorn

I LOVE THEM

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