chemisery

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

i really want you to get that chicken man

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for