chemisery

you all make fun of silver's hair until it protects him from arial attacks

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

stupid fucking asteroid killed all the dinosaurs so that the planet went into the ice age and homo sapiens evolved from whatever the fuck and could invented glasses getting dirty

it’s little baby adoption day!

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it