love me like a kamikaze

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

Hi, i am useless and Don’t do anything if you try to sign me up for an extracurricular I’ll kill myself

Does anyone remember a summer that wasn't Evil

It’s crazy that most people don’t realize alcohol is one of the only drugs that has fatal withdrawal like the prevalence of people thinking the answer is to dump people’s liquor into the sink to “help” them is insane

12 year olds will genuinely drink a monster and act like they’re getting high

it’s always either “if someone doesn’t text me I’ll die right now” or “if someone texts me ill fucking kill myself”

Your account was hacjed and the only way to get the password back is to give me your password olease