Wanking-Wednesday!

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

let us all do the Lord's work and convince cis girls they can wear packers if they want, very fashionable. why not really. wear it to the club. modern civilization allows us to democratize the sensation of someone grinding on yr bulge. such things should be accessible to everyone. & we can make it so

I'm a simple girl. I just wanna bake him cookies and stroke his hair while he sucks on my nipples.

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

Fuck him doggy style because his shoulders are so goddamn sexy.

Using a flogger across those gorgeous shoulders while fucking him doggy to make glorious stinging marks to admire and encourage him to grind back with every thrust.

men’s thighs!!

Just wanna snuggle up with someone and gently say "I love you" over and over while we make out

would anyone like to come over and be very gentle with my heart