they roly, i poly :-)

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

i think it'd do us a lot good as society if we started saying shit as it is. every day the internet invents a new vague category or theory that can be simply watered down to, "i just really love/hate this particular thing/person." just state your opinion and go. not everything needs to layered w irony or pseudo-science.

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

Do people format their posts to be a haiku on purpose or what

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

monopoly. great word. "one many"

Uptown fuck you up