I genuinely have so much lore it could be made into a novel series.

“I wanna crack—” ARE YOU A FUCKING NEANDERTHAL? 

“Oh that’s not—” “Hope this helps.” “Just curious…” “Not y’all doing—” “It’s giving…” oh my god SHUT UP I think we should all be locked out of the internet for a while

I have successfully built and entire world from head to toe since I was a little child in my mind that fills every last inch of emptiness inside me and I’m okay bc of it

I love being a woman I fricking love it just not the part where I’m constantly sexualized in every aspect of my life from the day I’m born to the day I die but other than that I fricking love being a woman !!!

I’ve actually never understood changing for someone to like you because then isn’t it not you? They still don’t like YOU. They just like whatever you’re preforming for them….

I’m more of like a PG-13 romance in an R-rated world kinda girlie

Should’ve known I was ace when my friends were practically salivating over people and I was like 🙂

I wish you guys hated pedophiles as much as you hate AI

Can you please stop talking about how much of an empath you are? It’s giving me very un-empath-ey vibes.

You wish you could romanticize vampirism like I can

S h comma to the top dynasty. IFYKYK.

I think we should all go back to landlines and letters immediately.

Why does no one believe me when I tell them I’m completely fine with never having sex? Why does it bother them and why do they feel the need to prove me wrong by saying ‘One day you’ll change your mind’. I’m 25, I have still not changed my mind.

“You’re just like your father.” Yeah well I did come from his ballsack

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic, but nobody talks about the female loneliness epidemic, you idiots actually listen to the 21-year-old college girls claiming they are a relationship coach with zero experience or actual training or studying on any psychology or relationship therapy education. Y’all just as stupid as the men listening to podcast men.

So generally how long do I need to wait in the talking stage to show him I’m insane .