The War Against Reality

omg. mina. girl. you won't BELIEVE the size of his lunatic asylum.

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

what's this in my inbox? correspondence from my good friend jonathan harker? certainly it will be nothing of import - his solicitor business tends to bore me somewhat (keep those words between us, of course!)

The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

every time people were like "what if this new technology makes things worse?" they were right but somehow people use it as an argument for why there's no need to worry about the new one

the people I follow are celebrities. to me

Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

If two people get married who have equally cool last names, then the in-laws fight to the death.

How do you sleep at night?