all these themes suck

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

this is what people on tumblr call you when they dont want to say cunt

i love how everyone just knows what “calmly” means

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

why do neurotypicals always assume there’s an ulterior motive behind “i don’t know.” bestie my mind is simply empty <3

Also admitting you don’t know is actually a good thing to do in general

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

i will never understand why americans write dates like that. it hurts my brain. it's just pure logic to go from day to month to year

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations