âWrite Badly, Itâs Beautifulâ Is Cute Until You Have a Job
Posts like âIâd rather read a million words of the worst, most OOC, badly spelled Mary Sue fanfic written by a human than a single sentence of AI slopâ are honestly adorable in their naivety. Thatâs the kind of thing you say when you still live in a world where time is infinite and homework is the only thing on your calendar.
In adult life, attention is the rarest resource in the room. Iâm a designer; the numbers have been getting worse for years. There was a time when you could assume a user would give a page maybe 12 seconds before bouncing. Then it was closer to 8. Whatever the exact current figure is, the curve is going in one direction: down. You fight for seconds, not for âa million words of charmingly bad human sincerityâ.
So maybe somebody should tell Tumblrâs tiny martyrs of literature that once you add work, obligations, schedules, health, sleep, a life â your free time collapses into a very small pile of hours. And in that context, âwrite badly, itâs necessaryâ stops being wholesome and starts sounding like: please donate your limited attention to my unedited draft because I typed it with my raw, suffering fingers.
âSlopâ can be human. Thatâs the part they never want to say out loud. The internet has been drowning in it for years, long before AI: fanfic that goes nowhere, essays that say nothing, sketches that shouldâve stayed in the notebook. At some point people quietly stopped doing basic quality control on themselves and started dumping absolutely everything into public space. First it was âwork in progressâ, then âdoodlesâ, then literal ballpoint scribbles on graph paper that hurt to look at. All of it wrapped in the same old story: I suffered, therefore itâs valid.
But hereâs the boring, adult truth: I do not care how much you suffered over a dish if it looks awful and tastes worse. No restaurant gets away with serving garbage because âthe chef cried into the sauce for four hoursâ. My taste buds do not owe him respect. Why should reading or looking be any different?
If you put a product into a public feed and ask for my time, then yes, I expect you to:
respect my limited attention;
run at least minimal quality control on what youâre posting;
use whatever tools you have â including AI â to make it less of a waste.
The romantic stance ânever use AI, write badly, itâs beautiful because itâs humanâ is only sustainable if you believe other peopleâs hours are cheap. Theyâre not. For a lot of us, the real violence is not âevil models trained on Our Sacred Contentâ. Itâs realizing you just burned your one free evening on yet another shapeless, unedited, aggressively mediocre human content â and being told youâre supposed to clap because someoneâs wrists hurt while they were doing it.













