#1 CEO of Noir Inc.

"I'd say I certainly have the chops for it. Business has only been on the up."

"The school system in this godforsaken country is ridiculous."

"Eugh. You clearly bought a bootleg. Sorry, but that ain't my problem, mate."

"What are you, a detective?"

"The pristine picture quality, the speed at which it runs, and, of course, the amount of memory you can get for a reasonable price."

"And my mother has no say over my personal life, lad."

"All I can say is that, in my experience, that statement is wrong."

"Either Firefox or TOR."

"God, no."

"Not to my knowledge. It's just a simple name, not really all that interesting."

"I greatly prefer my current."

"Flynn. You could have found that by simply Googling my name."

"Why, my day was wonderful, thank you. My favourite activity is usually to sit in the large armchair in front of the fireplace and read a book."

"Jokes are about context and timing. I don't have a favourite that can just be said out of context."

"Not really. I have an advanced sense of humour. I prefer dry comedy."