BWO OBH ATS

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

Sex with a girl who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

literally where is his oscar

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them