"Once I was human. Now I am far more."

Ask the players if they want to be a Dungeon or a dragon.

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

I REFUSE to let that happen

i am HIGH AF

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos

i know this exact post has been made hundreds of times but the funniest fucking part about Warhammer 40K lore is that orks are canonically reality-bending telepaths but are too stupid to exercise their abilities consciously; instead, things that enough orks think should work end up actually working, even if they violate the laws of physics. orks think that painting their vehicles red makes them go faster and painting missiles yellow makes them explode more, and so it does. captured ork mechs that get disassembled are usually revealed to be full of nothing but random scrap metal and wood piled haphazardly together and refuse to work when piloted by a non-ork. orks have fucking openable windows on their spaceships to let in a breeze

0800-ARE-YOU-WADDLIN

A READ

yummy

dear god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Both of the Tennants are treasures.

Georgia looked at how Amanda Abbington handled fans on Twitter and went *Hmm. I can do better.*

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right