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i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

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Carl, thinking: I would have bought cocaine and a pony if you asked, but go off king.

#the government do be doing shit #project hail mary #carl phm #ryland grace #phm #i love carl

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“If you’re bi, have you ever loved a woman?”

I stare out silently into the middle distance, a single unshed tear gleams within my eye, I sigh a thousand unsaid words.

“That bitch.”

“Does that mean you’ve ever loved a man-“

“OH GOD THAT FUCKER! Why is he like that?? I don’t know who is stupider: him or me for liking him! Goddamnit!”

#lol #bi girls #bi memes #send help

Sometimes, as a little treat, I lose my mind.

#shitpost #sadgirl #send help

I can’t wait to wear my new muumuu tomorrow

#muumuu #vibing #lol #sleepy thoughts

Today I’m thinking about that place I lived one time. A place where I had a full Eleanor Shellstrop realization.

(Sometimes places are just bad and even if everyone around you is content to be miserable its okay to know that’s not for you.)

#eleanor shellstrop #this is the bad place #i’m free now #godforsaken place

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When you mention being gay to a boy and they kinda brush it off but its like no, my sweet little twink, for you. But I fear my attraction for you is as a spider to a fly, a lion stalking a gazelle, a tsunami to a boat; we may have been made for each other but I fear my desire with overpower you. But I dream of your willingness nonetheless.

#come into my parlor said the spider to the fly #ask me the right questions and I’ll answer them in turn #just ask #let me pull your hair as a treat #sadgirl #send help

(To the tune of “We’ll meet again”)

Stop

Being a bitch

And I won’t call

You a bitch

But I know you’re gonna be

A bitch again

#we’ll meet again #stop being a bitch #i calls it like I sees it #lol #shitpost

Could a depressed person do THIS?

*Fucks around on Inkscape for 3 hours when I should go to bed*

#parks and rec #lol #sleep is for the weak

The thing with being differently abled and comparing yourself to other people is that we forget that you do not need to be the best. Sometimes just helping is all you need. Sometimes when you are moving you don’t need to be the person who moved the most boxes, but just by being there and helping you made it so that one person didn’t need to carry it all alone.

#help each other #community

Phryne Fisher’s Type: Are you a hot, attractive man who is NOT the murderer? Well, come on in the sheets are fresh and Mr Butler just made roasted duck.

#miss fisher #miss fisher's murder mysteries

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The sleeper agent within me has awoken. I have remembered the ways of Miss Fisher. The sleeper agent is aroused.

#miss fisher's murder mysteries #miss fisher #phryne fisher

rotting-in-red

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

columbinesinstarlight

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

ebitheaxolotl

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

d1n0s4urzz

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

12storyhouseowner

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

strangerthingshappen

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

who-me-never14

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

sammiiiithedummest

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

heyimcelery

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

pendragonstarz

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

halflitpages

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!

dessasink

lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one

@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter

janiecakes13

girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin

@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel

shartweasel

girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended

@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth

candyroxxstarrs

teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂‍↕️

npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache

souperache

local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder

tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish

ravenwordsx

traumatized gay people play a made up sport

npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3

mik0is0bored

tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two

1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die

2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government

@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else

foundheaven013

a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth

(six of crows)

@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical

imnotafraidtodisappear

group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles

(agents of shield)

@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

waytoomarvelobsessed

something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off

@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭

your-fav-idiot-lesbian

traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)

@allmywordsandworlds @thegenrefluid2 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @liamblack11 @lavendertortoise12 @imnotafraidtodisappear @juno-the-great @veethevoyd

allmywordsandworlds

Skeleton takes twelve year old on deadly adventure, twelve year old later becomes god and kills world (skulduggery pleasant lol)

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-robin-4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie

sparkle-robin-4

Orphan and his orphan adopted children fight green haired freak

@dontyoudarejudg3 @iboughtyomamaflowers @whatonearthisgoingon @kh4dij7

whatonearthisgoingon

Closeted Gay men on ice.

@sage-way @fangz-for-flying-by @snakepetal @funnywitchthing @its-oliver-bitches @marssssbarss @queerjarreadyforwar @thepicklekingog @tenebris-lacrimam @sparkle-emoji-4 @sofhashyperfixations2 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @anything-for-my-moons @the-stars-are-never-far-away @bricksandbirds @destroy-the-binary @guitarheartz @icarhus @in-a-different-timeline @ironmansucksass @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @not-a-gay-fangodess @p3rpetual-moti0n @plumpleberry @purple-dinosaur27 @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @unusualeducation @werewolfadmirer @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @xxlady-lunaxx @cosmicanebulosa @dragonchicken @imkindasleepdeprived @s0ny4trix @kolpok235 @sozvezdiyay @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @dumpsterfire620

whatonearthisgoingon

the-most-random-stuff

Some kid breaks out of his dads house amd dies trying multiple times

@milo-uses-big-words @yourshittylaptop @arsenic-alex @dokjas-lostselfpreservation @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown @named-after-a-planet

arsenic-alex

Orange cat falls into robot slums and has to get back outside to free them

@ratsbanes @kath-colonthree @sweatsnervously47 @fandomjumper247 @replicant-wizard

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Autistic princess escapes kidnapping and autisms so hard that she takes over the government by force and by marriage

@essekknits @emotionaldisaster909 @klavlock @eldritchcats @mothcub

#goose girl

Me waiting for Shuraka to crack Tei.

#GIVE IT TO ME #GIVE IT TO HIM #MAKE HIM REGRET #BEING BORN #blossoms of the white night #shuraka #tei

Sometimes I’m reminded about how incredibly easy it is to be kind. Truly the simplest thing in the world. To give from your excess and to share in your joy. Sometimes what one person desperately needs, another can give without worry or care. Because it’s easy. No thanks is necessary. I’m happy to have helped and it was easy.

#sometimes help is there #sadgirl

Me when someone (correctly) identifies me as queer during Pride Month:

(How did they know?? I’m obviously on incognito mode!)

#lol I be looking gay #gay all day #gay is good #gay is life #let me kiss a twink tonight #with tongue #lol #pride month

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You know how horses are herd animals?

Does that mean crows are murder animals?

#murder of crows #murder crows #shitpost #lol

Had a brief unscheduled stint into the Enya part of my hormone cycle but now I’m back in the Lil Jon part.

#lil jon #hormones be wack #pms #lol

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