Sometimes, as a little treat, I lose my mind.

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blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
RMH

ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
hello vonnie
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything

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trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER

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@sweatsnervously47
Sometimes, as a little treat, I lose my mind.

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I can’t wait to wear my new muumuu tomorrow
Today I’m thinking about that place I lived one time. A place where I had a full Eleanor Shellstrop realization.
(Sometimes places are just bad and even if everyone around you is content to be miserable its okay to know that’s not for you.)
When you mention being gay to a boy and they kinda brush it off but its like no, my sweet little twink, for you. But I fear my attraction for you is as a spider to a fly, a lion stalking a gazelle, a tsunami to a boat; we may have been made for each other but I fear my desire with overpower you. But I dream of your willingness nonetheless.
(To the tune of “We’ll meet again”)
Stop
Being a bitch
And I won’t call
You a bitch
But I know you’re gonna be
A bitch again

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Could a depressed person do THIS?
*Fucks around on Inkscape for 3 hours when I should go to bed*
The thing with being differently abled and comparing yourself to other people is that we forget that you do not need to be the best. Sometimes just helping is all you need. Sometimes when you are moving you don’t need to be the person who moved the most boxes, but just by being there and helping you made it so that one person didn’t need to carry it all alone.
Phryne Fisher’s Type: Are you a hot, attractive man who is NOT the murderer? Well, come on in the sheets are fresh and Mr Butler just made roasted duck.
The sleeper agent within me has awoken. I have remembered the ways of Miss Fisher. The sleeper agent is aroused.
Rb game
Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible
Eg: danganrompa
Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation
Sentient cookies witnessing horrors
@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal
anti-cop rhythm game
@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!
thx for tag!
elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble
@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open
Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.
@rylandgraceisace
@12storyhouseowner
@hufflepuffweeb26
when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die
@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open
depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex
@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open
guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can
@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D
The pettiest generational beef known to man
And if we're gonna be specific:
Brokeback mountain for straight men
@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!
Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job
Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways
closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay
Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!
group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*
🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!
lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one
@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter
girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin
@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel
girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended
@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth
teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂↕️
npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache
local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder
tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish
traumatized gay people play a made up sport
npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3
tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two
1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die
2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government
@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else
a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth
(six of crows)
@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical
group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles
(agents of shield)
@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer
something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off
@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭
traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)
@allmywordsandworlds @thegenrefluid2 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @liamblack11 @lavendertortoise12 @imnotafraidtodisappear @juno-the-great @veethevoyd
Skeleton takes twelve year old on deadly adventure, twelve year old later becomes god and kills world (skulduggery pleasant lol)
@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-robin-4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie
Orphan and his orphan adopted children fight green haired freak
@dontyoudarejudg3 @iboughtyomamaflowers @whatonearthisgoingon @kh4dij7
Closeted Gay men on ice.
@sage-way @fangz-for-flying-by @snakepetal @funnywitchthing @its-oliver-bitches @marssssbarss @queerjarreadyforwar @thepicklekingog @tenebris-lacrimam @sparkle-emoji-4 @sofhashyperfixations2 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @anything-for-my-moons @the-stars-are-never-far-away @bricksandbirds @destroy-the-binary @guitarheartz @icarhus @in-a-different-timeline @ironmansucksass @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @not-a-gay-fangodess @p3rpetual-moti0n @plumpleberry @purple-dinosaur27 @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @unusualeducation @werewolfadmirer @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @xxlady-lunaxx @cosmicanebulosa @dragonchicken @imkindasleepdeprived @s0ny4trix @kolpok235 @sozvezdiyay @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @dumpsterfire620
Some kid breaks out of his dads house amd dies trying multiple times
@milo-uses-big-words @yourshittylaptop @arsenic-alex @dokjas-lostselfpreservation @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown @named-after-a-planet
Orange cat falls into robot slums and has to get back outside to free them
@ratsbanes @kath-colonthree @sweatsnervously47 @fandomjumper247 @replicant-wizard
Autistic princess escapes kidnapping and autisms so hard that she takes over the government by force and by marriage
@essekknits @emotionaldisaster909 @klavlock @eldritchcats @mothcub

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Me waiting for Shuraka to crack Tei.
Sometimes I’m reminded about how incredibly easy it is to be kind. Truly the simplest thing in the world. To give from your excess and to share in your joy. Sometimes what one person desperately needs, another can give without worry or care. Because it’s easy. No thanks is necessary. I’m happy to have helped and it was easy.
Me when someone (correctly) identifies me as queer during Pride Month:
(How did they know?? I’m obviously on incognito mode!)
You know how horses are herd animals?
Does that mean crows are murder animals?
Had a brief unscheduled stint into the Enya part of my hormone cycle but now I’m back in the Lil Jon part.

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Actually I hate all of this and I’m running away from society. Goodbye fascism, hello becoming one with the Earth. Time to sink into the moss.
Day three of wearing a corset for pots: I’m in a cone of shame. Let me out. Its touching me.