I've got big expectations

I like this, socks you’re forgiven for your previous dumbassory

Bruce’s favourite is coffee cake, I can’t prove it but it is, and his least favourite is mushy peas, because Alfred made him eat them unsalted, and I don’t think he has any allergies, but he’s probably on the weirdest diet ever because of Batman though

I remember I read a fic where dick was allergic to mango, so he’s allergic to mango, coincidentally his favourite food is mango, followed by cereal, his least favourite is celery because they taste of nothing to him

Babs feels like she got way into nutrition TikTok and really really likes beans and or bean based meals, I think her least favourite is like fondant or something and she isn’t allergic to anything

Cass is allergic to grapes because I’ve decided, and her favourite food is definitely like instant noodles or, as previously stated, raw fucking tomatoes, she does not have a Least favourite, bc… wolves

Jason’s mildly allergic to dairy and does not care, his favourite food is anything he makes and he doesn’t like anything dick makes

Ok tim deadass probably only eats proteins bars and boy kibble so… he doesn’t have favourites or least favourite (he really really likes fried rice though)

Steph feels like a “I’ll try anything three times” type of girl so her favourites probably something like anglerfish (I keep seeing this one girls video Eating anglerfish and I’ve been wanting to try it for MONTHS) I don’t think she likes parsnips though, she’s probably allergic to nothing too

Dukes favourite is his mums food 🫶🫶🫶 but I feel like he likes curry (twins) and he doesn’t have any foods he doesn’t like but he’ll avoid green peppers, and no allergies.. or maybe eggs or some shit just to make his life harder, yknow for sport

Damian’s fav is either animal crackers or like some fancy seitan dish, his least favourite is meat obviously, and raw carrots, specifically raw, and no food allergies but weirdly I think he’d be allergic to like paracetamol

Maps would 1000% decimate smoked salmon and I know she would, her least favourite is probably like.. sprouts though, again I don’t think she’s allergic to anything

novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)

If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch

Makes sense

Ok I love that

i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf

This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0

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both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig

if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff

lollllz

yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”

Hehehehehe

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M1ndfuck3d4ndb1tchst4rv3d ok

LawsLuvBitch

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not the bad vibes 😓

I know that the punch line hit's better when it there's no Jon in the third panel but fuck it I wanted to draw him.

ALSO MAYA DUCARD MY LOVE!!!

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.