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- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Shout-out to my shepherding girlies in Yemen, who also wear tall hats because they keep your eyes shaded and your head nice and cool!!!

Bellara - Our next challenger comes from the Veil Jumpers of Arlathan. She's deadly and Dalish, so everyone give a halla for Bellara!

Davrin - In war, victory! In peace, vigilance! In the Hall of Valor, give it up for renowned Grey Warden and monster slayer Davrin!

Emmrich - The spirits of the Hall of Valor are honored to welcome Emmrich "Vol-carnage" Volkarin of the Mourn Watch!

Harding - She's the tiny Titan who puts the feral in Ferelden! Please welcome Lace Harding!

Lucanis - The Hall of Valor is pleased to welcome legendary Spirit of Determination, Spite! And his spirit-friend, Lucanis Dellamorte of the Crows.

Neve - Is that a chill in the air? Please give an ice-cold welcome to the darling of Dock Town, the Winter from Tevinter, Neve Gallus!

Taash - The Hall of Valor couldn't make a dragon... so we're bringing our own! Lords of Fortune, let's hear it for our hometown hero, Taash!

Bonus:

We got the idea for this next match from a traveller named Armax. Said he used it to challenge shepherds.

Johnson's Dictionary Online (thanks @yellowbelliedtoad!) – 1755 and 1773

Green's Dictionary of Slang – 1300s to today

A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – 1788

Like, I feel like an old tv, maybe if you hit something just right, all the static/pain will go away. I know that I’d actually be in 10x more pain, but I wanna get in a boxing ring and fight. Y’know? Maybe it’s an adrenaline thing.

Radiation sickness

alcohol poisoning

CO2 poisoning

Oxygen deprivation

Dehydration

Starvation

Concussion

Probably bruised ribs

Burns

Loss of an arm

Canonically suffering from CPTSD and age regresses to 19 from trauma, has visual hallucinatory flashbacks sometimes

Canonically chronically ill with digestive disorder/stomach ulcers caused by stress

Arguably intersex from puberty issues that would likely have been from hypogonadism and would've required hormone replacement to rectify

Arguably suffering from chronic fatigue and pain likely from undiagnosed hypermobility but this is because the mangaka doesn't realize that's not how fingers normally move

I am nervous, i hope you'll like it !

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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Y/N: God, my burrito is taking forever to cook.

Malevola: I have an idea!

Y/N: What idea?

Malevola: Come with me, baby.

Malevola takes Y/N to their bedroom and immediately takes off her shirt and puts the burrito on her abs as it cook.

Y/N: Honestly, this is super hot.

Malevola: (Purrs) Get used to it.