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my pacific hagfish piece for @seaunseenzine !! all proceeds go to helping marine conservation -- go grab a copy! 🌊🌊🌊

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porodermalinger

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

pansylair

birthday gift art of the noble hagfish for my lovely boyfriend @rancidslime / @chewytoothmeats ! as he absolutely adores them❣️ :)

herpsandbirds

swampwitchllew

I’m going to print this out to show to my campers lol

zinyli

hi hi hi more commissions 💥

rararazaquato

let's be sausage string with mama

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swampwitchllew

The third graders are not ready for my swag on hagfish day

swampwitchllew

If you boil the shit out of metamucil you can approximate the texture of hagfish slime. Unfortunately the one I bought was orange flavoured so now it’s orange.

1tsp metamucil and 1 cup water. Whisk well and bring to boil. Stir it a bit. Let cool and add to container

#hagfish

fulda-gap-express

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

fulda-gap-express

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

luidilovins

grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

prof-grace-aspen

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

discodyke-dogthing

The third graders are not ready for my swag on hagfish day

#hagfish #I’m so excited for hagfish day #youth education #diy #art

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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