Swamp NDN

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

Something I wish some parents would understand is that 1) kids are fully capable of enjoying full meals and seasoned food just like adults 2) kids know when they are receiving worse meals than the adults solely because they're kids and 3) when you only feed your children "kid food" (chicken nuggets, unseasoned broccoli, corn dogs, etc), those children grow up to be teens and adults who have absolutely no developed palate because they were never given the opportunity to build up their own preferences and tastes.

That says what I’ve been thinking forever.

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life