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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

gay people can never just ask each other out

Eddie jokes he only knows how to head bang not dance. Steve rolls his eyes and decides to teach him to slow dance in the living room to one of his parents’ sappy records. Steve starts with “In case you ever get a girl or-” and Eddie cuts in with “-or what?” Steve shuts him down and puts Eddie’s hand in position to start the lesson.

Eddie would be so smug when Steve tells him he’s the first guy he’s ever taken to Lover’s Lake btw