I’m In A Big Pickle Little Crab

Things to say during sex: "time out, i need to make a game plan"

born too late to own a house born too early to explore space born just in time to see olivia miles wnba rookie season on the minnesota lynx

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book