figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

This is a (nearly) uniform distribution.

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

(hellgate osprey livestream)

breakfast from when before i eated it

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi